The Sentient Salad Says: 

"The page just isn't here for you when you need it."
It has disappeared. The internet encourages this sort of thing. Didn't you read the statement of disclosure that came with your copy of The Internet? Why the hell do you look so goddamn surprised?

Please try the following:

  • Refresh the page repeatedly and curse loudly.
  • Get your sorry little self over to toxicflux.com and try finding your way back here. I dare ya.
  • Click one of the buttons up there on the top of your browser. Try an arrow button, for starters.
  • Take a deep breath. I can assure you, you didn't really want to see the page, anyway.


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