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18 cڝ 2001
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Ú ӕ ӓ˷˞ Μ. , ”۝ ԕ̖ , Ϛ ۔ ۷Ӓڸ ښ ˞-˷ ە̚ . ښ ۷ۜҝ ӕ ˝, ԕ. 

 
 Éճ.
     ۔  ԕҞӔ???..   ڕ 
ԕӯ  ڸ ͔ښ ԕ     •.   
ڸ    ͔ڗ ӕڸ ̜ ԕ  3 - ڸ
˯. ڸ Κҝ  Ғ ۷ڒ. θ   
Ϛ ە ڝ    ӗ̸  ̕ҝ.
   ՠ ׳ տ޳ տ  _) Ñ տ  
 û  Չ, ٓ   ڸ. 25   
 ԕ͕ ڕ,   ˒, ԕʕ ڕ  ,
       ڸ Ӓ ڕڸ.  Ҹ.  
۔   ̖  ͕. Ú    ӷҕҸ   ښ 
տÉ -   ڸ  ...   ä   ׉Չ,
 -   Ñ  Չ տ  - Չ  
.   Ϛ    ·   - ԕ 
!!!!!....
 ׳    - !..

PEN
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••   ӷ   ӕӒҝ  ̝  1996 (ӓ  ž),
  ۔  ښ ڒ  -  ӷ Ν ͕Κ 
͕ښ - ښ ە   θ ͒, ے ·  New York
  ͒ ·   n-  ښ •, •ڒ” ӓ̚
( Ӓ ӯ, "", ӕ•, Ӕ ۯ 
 ڒ ͕θ  ԕ) 
P.S.
 ڒ  Ϛӷ  ˯ ۔̚

Serge P
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   ͔  •

ӓ  .   ,      •. ʔ Ҕ
 Ӕ.   ԕ - Ӕ -  ԕ. ̚ ̚ Μ,
 ž Ғ ӯ   ӷ˝,  •, ˓,  ԕ, 
ʔӓ Ғӝ ԕ.  ʔ É  ڸҝ  ڸ,  
θ ̕ҝ. ӷӔ Ӓ ”. Ӓ ҒӷӔ.  ڸ ҒӷӔ
ڸ Ӓڸ   ڸ.
 “ ۜҝ ۔  • Ӓ  ӕ  ž 
ӷ˝ " ·".   ՑÿՑ. θ  Ӕ , Ӕ,
ӯ˷Ҹ: ӓ  • Ғ˞ ԕ˒Ӓ  ,  ջ Չ ,
 !  ӗ  ̚ ڸ ӔӒ?  ӷ ڸ, ӓ
θ - ڕ ̓ !
••, ҝ ڸ ڸ ԕӔڸ  . ˓ Ϛ,
Ӕ ӷʔڸ ۔,  ̓ Νڸ. - ӕӒ, ӓ
ӕ ӓ ے˔ڸ,  θڒ ˞   җ.
  “Ӕ̝ •    ͔ښ  ӕ, ڝ ̸ 
̝  ԕ.       ͔Ӓ  . ڒθ
 ’̚ Μ. ž.    , ˓  ڕ̚
ԕ˒˝. •,  ۔ θ. ӛ θ Ӓ .
 -, ԕ” ”ۜۜ : ڕڸ ˕Ӓ . ڸ  
ڸ.  - ȗ  ? ӓ    ”Ӓθ
۔ Ϸڸ? ۔  ˜ •ښ  ? Ȕ   ?  
  .

ޕ
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•ӕ.  4

 ͔ښ ԕ •ӕ  θ ۷Μӗ̚,   ¯̚ 
̚.   ˞,  ۷ڒ, ͔  ڸ θ.
•• ۓڸ  ۔,     ҕ ̸.
•, ڸ  Ҹ ̸, - θ ڕ  ۔  
ҝ θ   ӷڒۜ.  100 ۔Ӓ ے•,  
 ȗ ӕڒ  ˒ ښ  - ԕ ۔,
ӕ ڝ ڸҝ  • ( ڸ  ),   ˞ ˯
.        ӝ ڸ  ԕ˗
ۘڒӒ ·  Ғ ϸ.   ӗҝ ڸ   
Ғ: •, θ, ’  . .  ,  ӝ
  ӷҸ “   ӷڒӒڸ   -  θ 
ӷ.

eva
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  . ˒  ...       
ڸ....  ԕ ӕ.   ΚҸ Ñ!
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Ϛ , ۷!
Ν ’  ͔  •ӕª.  ̝ ۔˒.
•  ڕڸ,  ˯.    Ғ Ӕӷ
 ʔ,   ۓ ̝ - ׳  տ ( ԕ
), տ Ñò   Չ  ׻.
   , ˜  ڒθӪ,    
Қ?    Ғ - Ӓ,   ̚ ???
  ž  ӕӷ,   “ ҝ Κڸҝ, 
͒ .  ”     ˓!
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 .
θ ԕӒ    Ν · ڒ•ʔڸ -˷
Ӕ.
-  Җ˒ڸ   Ϸڸ ӓ-˷۔  ӷڕ, ˜ 
  ӓ    ӕӒ •? ”   ۗ “
  ˷ ˕̚ Μ.
-  ԕ˒”    ӷθ̚    ڕ   ڕڸ
  ڕ̚?  ӓ   ۔ ӓ Ӓ?   ž, 
     ?
-   -˷۔ Ӕ  ԕү”“ •̖?
-  ڸҝ  Ӕ ,   “ ӓ,  ԕӯ 
   θ Ӕ•˒  ӓ , ԕۜ  θȯ
   , ۗ Ғ   ޓ˒, Ϸ ˞ ڕ
    .
-  ӓ     •ӕ ڸ ?
-  ӯ˷ҝ •ӕښ,    ӓ  ԕ˒Νڸҝ
  ۘڒ˜  Ғ˞ θ̚ •Ӓ  ˞ ڕ?
-   ˕̚  •, , ޓ, ”, ,
  ٓ · •  ۷Ȗ, ̚ ڕ •, 
   Ӕ͕˒˜?
- ڸ  ˖ ʔ • •ӕӒ  ?
- ӗ   ӓ ۘ˝, ӓ η̖ ӯ  Ӓ,  
   ˗ Μ ̝?
-  ˷۔    ҝ   • Μ  ո ӕ?
  ˒” ͕̚ ԕ•.
-   ڸ ӓ˷˞  ,     ̚, ӕ
   Ғ ԕ ,  ӕ Ҹ ˕Ӓ ž
  Ϸ  ̚ ۔Ӓ, ̚   ۓ ڕ?  ˷
  ˕̚ Μ.
- -˷۔  •̖’ Μ ˞, ˞ ڕ?  θ
  ʔ ے  ۔ ۗ?

” 3 ԕ.
-   ӗ   ԕڸ Ӓӕڸ  ڸ ,   ӗ.
  ӓ ӓ  җ · ԕ???
-  ˷۔  Ҕ ӕӯ???
-  , Ӕ   ڜ ž ͕ۓ, ˗Ҹ  ž 
  Ϛ •ӕӒ  •̖’, ӕ  ԕ  ???
  ?


θ ڒ—    ,  , , 
ڜҸ.

ҝ
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 ˜.
-,  Ӓӕҝ,  ˪ - ԕ ӕӯ ڕ  ˞
ۗ , ӕӯª —.
- ӗҝ ڸ ӕӯϪ (ԕθ,  ڸ, ), 
ښҝ ӓ˷˞ - ԕ͕̚Ȫ ӒӔ ڸ,  ښ  Ӓ—
 , ˒ ͔   ••,  ӕ’Ӓڸҝ 
Ӓ—   ڕθ.  ۘ,   -Ӓ—,
ڝ    θӓ  ˔
-, •ӝ (  •ۜ ӗ•” - •̖), ԕ
ۗ˒ҝ •ښ,  ҒӜ ˗ۜ θ,  —, ۗ˒ҝ  ˞
 ( ˗  ˞). , ڒ, ͕ ҝ
Әڒ  Ϛθ  ,      ڸ
ȗ ͔ښ.  ̝. ӷ   ˞ ԕ”  ,
  - — ӓ¯, — , — ԕӒ,
—   —, Ӟ ˞ ӕϝ, . (  ԕ”˒,
ڸ   “    ).  ԕ” θ
Ӕ•˒ҝ • ԕ̔.   ԕθ.  ۔
ԕθ,  θ Ӕ• ҕ” ˞ 
θ Ӗ ( ڒ ˒Ӓ ԕ̔
ےڒ θ ӕ ӕӒ).  ,   
 ۓ˞ ˯   ۓ˞    җ ۓ˞.  ӓ
 ӕڸҝ ,   ˓ Ғ .    
 ӕڸҝ ,   ¯ ۓ˞ · Ӕ ·,
θ۝ ҒӜ Ә.   ۗ  ӷ θӒ˝ Ғ Ә,
  - ”ӗ ˒Ӓ̚ ӷ ӕ˝ Ғ Ә.
, ˕Ӓ  Ҹ  ӷ,  ӓ,   ,
Ӫ  . ӛ ۔, ̚ •ӕ, ڕ 
  •ڒ, ӕ  ̚,   - ӕ θ -
ӕ ˜ ӓ ڸ ̚. ڝ   ӓ,  •
 Ȕ Ҫ  ڪ  ӷ  ۓ˞ ڕ
  ˪. ӯ” •ښ - Ғ˔θڒ ӓ, 
  ۗ   ӕ’ڒª Ӕ  ˕.  
”Ӓ  ڸ  ,  ˔• ˒Ӓӓ ˕,
Ӕ̝ڸҝ  ӷڒ̚ ڒ  ӔӒθڒ,
ӒΜڸ,  ̝ڸҝ  “  ڕڒ ˕.
 ڸ ӕ  ڸ Ԛښڸ ےڒ ӷڒ ˪ 
 ˝ “Ӫ,   ӷڒ Κ  ӓڒ,  
 ڸ  ӕ ۪  ےڒ   
ӓ,   Μ  ۪ (    ӷ  ?).   
  ԕθ ˝ ԕ˒ •ӕ. ڝ ԕ ,
—, ӓ- •̝ ԕ˔ҝ  ӗڸ  ӕ˕ª.  ˝
-  ӓ ҝ ,  ˯   ԕ θ̚
θ̚ θښ.   -  ښ ӓ  ڸ
 , ԕ ˗ ӷ ,   “  ˞,  ӷ,
ӗ.  ڸ  ӛ   ӓ  ڸ.
 ?    ۪  ?
̸ Ӟ,  Ӓ—ڒ ԝڸ ӷҸ ۔,   ۗ
- ӕۘ  ͷ  ە ̓Ӓ (ڝ,  ,  
 ӕ   ?), ӷ ڸҝ  ,   -
ӕӯӪ,    - ӞӪ. •,  .  ӕ
“  - ̸  Ӓ—ڒ.   •ڸ  θ̚
ۘ•.  ڸ, ڸ  ˜  ڸ -   ڸ •
  ˪,  ӕ Ӓ—ڒ Ӕ͕  .  
ڸҝ - ԕ,  ¯Ӫ
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 Ӓӕ, ԕ ԕ˒  ӕ ̸ ڸ  
 Ϛ "ӕ˞". —,   Ӓӕ, , 
Ӓ, ,   Ҝ - Ӕ,    ̕ҝ? Ӟ
  Ҹ?

 Ӕ “ ˗ҝ  ۓ˞,    ۜ ڝۜ
 Κڸҝ  Ғ ӕ.  ԕθ - , 
-  Ӓ ӕ, ,    .  ӕ
- ڒθ ӗ̸ ڕ̚, ¯ ’θ ӕڸҝ , 
 Ӕ ˜  Ϛ ˒ - θ ͔Ӓ  
ӕ ҕ.

—,   ͔ښ Ӓӕ  ,  • Ϛ  Μ.  
  , ӷڒ Μڸ? Ӕڸ     ۔, Ҹ
ӓ  ԕθ ,  ԕ Γ,  ԕ ˕,   
ԕ  Ȕ¯. ” Ӕ ͔   - " ښ ¯ 
ӒӔ •˞ •Ӓ  •" - ",  ԕ ԕ
-"

•  Ӓ  ,    Μ. θ ӓ, ˔.

 ˜ - ,  ے•,    ڸ, ԕ .  ے•,
  ڸҝ  ӕ ͔ ԕ ’,  ڸ
ڸ - ےڒ ӕ.   ӕ, Ҹ,
ҝ  Ӓ,  • ˖  ے• ž,  
.

 Ӕ •• ԕ.  •  ڕ˖ ,  Չ
ի.    ە,  Ӕ   .   
ڕ۔ ̝ڸ?  ԕ˜ڸ Μ ڸҝ  -?  Ӓ
  ԕ ԕڸ -,     ԚҸ.  θ
’̚ Ӓ,  θ ӗҝ ڸ ͔Ӓ  ÉЋ տ
ջû!!!

Ν
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 ˓ "ӕ˞"
  ӕ  —“ ڸ  ͔.    
ӕ?
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Vse taki ne mog uderjatsya i ne predlojit' narodu svoee mnenie. Ya soglasen 
so mnogimi lud'mi i s ixnimi otzivami kak gritsya skol'ko ludey stol'ko 
i mneniy, no ved' est' o chem podumat'. Da mne ochen' jal' pogibshix ludey, 
no mne tak je jal' nevinnix ludey kotorix Amerika unichtojala za poslednie 
20-30 let( a mojet i bol'she). Nakonets Amerike dali ponyat' chto oni toje 
prostie smertnie kak i ves' mir. Terroristov ya ne kogda ne odobryal i 
ne budu no ved'ne bilo bi etovo esli b Amerika ne vela sebya tak naglo 
na mirovoy stsene. V tom chto proizoshlo v NYC vinovata tol'ko Amerika 
i ne kto drugoy. I pod Amerikoy ya ne imeu v vidu Amerikantsev a ix 
pravitel'stvo kotoroe na protyajenii mnogix let suvalo svoy nos kuda 
ne nado. Ya uvajau Ameriku za ee svobodniy obraz jijni no zachem diktovat' 
miru svoi zakoni??? Ved' samoe glavnoe eto pitatsya poderjivat' mir, 
no voynoy etovo ne sdelat'. Amerika skorbit o pogibshix grazdanax i xochit 
mesti no ved' eto privedet tol'ko k bol'shim jertvam v voyne....ob etom 
oni dumaut????
Terroristi doljni bit' nakazani za etot strashniy ter akt, no tol'ko oni ,
a ne drugie nevinnie ludi. Vmesto tovo chto bi polivat' drug druga gryaz'u 
nujno podumat' o tom , chto bi takova bol'she ne koga ne bilo. I dai Bog 
chto bi Bush prinyal pravil'noe i razumnoe reshenie kotorim on smojet ne 
tol'ko popravit' situatsiu( na skol'ko eto vozmojno) no i sdelat' sebe 
horoshiy image ( a vse politiki dumaut v pervuu ochered' ob etom) v pervuu 
ochered' cheloveka a esli budet voina to pogibnet ochen' mnogo nevinnix 
ludey i togda Bush budet ni chem ne lutshe chem etot borodatiy kozel 
ben laden.

KBAC
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  ͔ ԕ •ӕ.
 ҕ •ښ  •  •ڒ Ӓ,  ӗ-
 •ڒ ˞ •̖’: ˕  , ӕ, 
(. ӕ  ̚  •’),   ޓ˝,  
ԕӔڸ -  ӗ̸ ̚. ڕ, ӕ ۔Ҹ ӕڸҝ 
 θ̚ ˕ (, Ҹ   Ғ Ӝ  տ 
 - Ӓ, ”˝  ԕ.)   ڸ Ӓ  , 
   ۗڸҝ ,  ۗҸ - Ȕҝ Μ, Ӓ
•ڒӒڸ ӷ.    ӓ̚ ͕ڸ - ӷ
ԕΝڸ   ӕӯ ӷӒ,   Μ ӯ 
˷θ θ.
. . ,  ӷ   ӕ˝,  ˜ ˖
۔ - ̚ ۞ -  ˞  ӷҝ.

Wit
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 ۷ •ӕ, .
 ӒӔ •ӓ ӕ  ӕ˞,   ϝ ԝ˗ Ν Ӕ
 ۓ ԕ” žڸ  ͒  • θڒ 
ڸ  “ ̚ .... •̚ ӕ...
  ҝ - •,  ۓ  ӔښθӒ,  Ϛ
Μ...

GobGa
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 ˝ !

   Μ   •  (  
ڸ )•     ԕӗ    
ڸ !
----- 
    3   Ӓӕڸ     ڝ 
   ̸   θ ڸ   ͔ښ   •̔
     ڕ—ڸҝ  ”’ ӕ  +10 Ӓ  
  ڸ ӷ.
----- 
  Ӓ •̖ -   ( Μ  Ӓ
  ԕӔڸ   ҝ)     Ғ Ӓ  (  ڕҚ  
   Νڸ θӒڸҝ  ?)
" - 2"    Μ  Μ   Ӕ ˓  •
----- 
   –     Ӕ̚?      
   • .
  ԕӗ  җ 90% ˞ Ϛ   ӕ    .
˗   Ӕ  Ӓ̚ •  ˞ ۔ ̚  
 ۔ ڸ  ڝ

Nata
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 ""  "–"
,   ӓҝҝ  ...
۷ ӕ ͕ڸ...  տ׻տ ջ!!!

•
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.

,    ,      ۓ •,  
  ڜҸ    Μ,    .  •̖’
  .      Ԛ, ʕҝ  ԕ.  ,
  Ӓӕ   ӒӔ -     .   Ӓӕ
,   - Ν ӓ ••  ۷ •̚ ӕ.
 ۗ (ԕ ̝,  ӕΜ   ),   —
 ,   ӓ˞ ۓ˞ ڕ”,  ,   Μ ̚, 
  Ԛڸҝ Ҕڸ ˕ ۓ,  Ԛڸҝ  ӗ
ԕӒ˝.  ,     ۔ ˒ڸ Ӕۜ ڸ, 
’,  ,  •–,  . ˓   (Ӓ•
),   ۷˒ڸ Μ.    Ԛڸҝ ڸ ҒӜ
ӗ ˝ ۓ.  3 ̚ ӓ —  Ӓ Ӓӓ ˕. 
 θ - ˓˝, ˕,  - ڕ.
җ -ښ.    ,     ڸ.  ΜΜ
˜,  ΜΜ ڕ˜,  ΜΜ •,  ΜΜ θ  .
 ڕ̚ ˕ -  ” ڕ̚ û, Ϛ    ԕڸ,  
ӓ ̸ӓ ӗ    ۗҝ. ӗ   ڸ
͕ ˓ Ν ˒̚,   ͕ ˓ Ν θە, ڕ?
•  θە ( —“  ̝ڸ,   ˞ ԕθڒ
Ӟ,  •̖ Ӕ   Μ), ˝  θە, 
 θە.  ,  ̖  ԕӒ (, CNN
ԕ,   ҙ 1991 Ӕ,  ˞   ӔӔ“ •
    ˒,    դ,  ̖ ԕۜ),
  ӓ ӯ˝  •̖ -    
ےڒ,  œ ˗“ ӷ“  ӓ˷ Μ.  ,  Μ
˯ ͔ښ -   ˞ ےڒ.   ,  -  
Ȕ ȗ  ˖   ӗڸ •̖’, Ҹ 
͔. Ҹ, ̝  ˔ ےڒ ˒, ӓ  ˞
,    ےڒ  ̝  ԕ ԕڕ Ӓ CNN 
ӕ.
 ӕڸҝ  •ӕ ӗ̸ ԕ:   Ϸ,  Ϛ  , 
 •ڸ,  Ϛ  ڕ˗ڒ  .  ӕڸҝ  
”ڒ,   ԕ˗.  ԕ˗ - ڸ.  Ϛ  ڝ
 Ӕۯ —̖’,   Ӕ• ӷ”!
 , Ӕ •̖,    ҝ.  ’ڸ  ,
 Ϛ , ӷ    ڕӓ, Ν .  ӓ Ϛ ۗҝ
ےڸ ۓ-ۓ,  ӓ Ϛ  ۔ ڕڸ ӯ˝,   ӷ
  ڸ ͔ښ.

P.S. —, ˓˝  ڕ ˜, ” ښ ¯ҝ ʔ
۞ θە, •¯ ҒӜ ӷڸ.  Ӟ,  ښ
˓˕¯  “,   - ۷ʔ.

• ӗ’
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  "•ӕ":  1997..1998 Ӕ, ˜  ˕Ӓӓ
͕,    Ӕ , Ҕ  ̚ ̸  
̚ •.
  , ˜  Ӓ ϝ ž     ϸ,
 • •ےҝ. ۔Ӓ  ӷۗ  Ҹ žΚ ̸, 
ԕӔΝ  ڕ۔ ( ͕. •  ʔ) 
ۜ ͕ۜ .
  -  ۗ Κ Ӓӕ     ӗ:
" Ҹ•, , ӷ   ԕ  Ҕ - 
-...".      ̝,    ӷ- Κ Μ
ҝҝ    Ӓ˖
"Қښ Ӕӓ  " - ӓ    ˞ ԕӷ,  
  ˞ ԕӷ.   ˖  ەӒ  Ϛ  ԕ̖ 
 ӗےڒӒڸ ۓ ۓ.

•Қ,  θۜ   ەӒ 30 ӷӒ  Ӕ
(Ғ”˝  ž,   ˒) ӓ   ̝, œ“  
Ӓ ӷ  Ӕ, . .  ӕ ̸.
     ˞,  ӓ,   ˜ ̸ۜ .

, •Қ ڕ˒ ̝ ( Μӓ ˝)  
Ӓ,   ˒, ӕ  "ڕ˗",  ԕ
ӒӒ - "ԕڸ  ӓڜ".
Κ,  •Қ җ ž ӷ ӓ ӕ
۔.  -  ԕ,  ڸ   җښ,  
۔ ڕڸ  ˞  Ϛ ӷ  Ӓڸ ʔ ˞ Ӓ!
 ۯҸ ˞  ԕ ˞ ԕ,  ӓ  •Ҹ  •,
 ӕ  ڕ Ҹ  ڕ ԕ˗ ( ڕ
͕Ӝҝ ˜  ˔  ӕӓ, Ӓ”“ ڕ  ’Μ,
   “Ӕڒ Ӓ˞ ԕ,     
Ӓ Ӕ),  ԕ ˒ Ӕڒ •ӓ
ԕθڒ, ӕ ˒ ӓ  ڕ, ۝ ˞
  Ӓ • "Ӕ-ҒӷӔθ̚ ˝"
    Ӕӷ˝  Ӕ• •ӓ Ӕ.

 Ӓӓ Ӝ     ӝ ̔ӓ
ԕ”  • θڒ ԕθ ˞  
˞ ӷ .

ԕ: ӓ    ˞ Ӓ˝ ӗےڒӒڸ •̖?

ڒ: ӓ ӓ˷, ˷    ү •  , 
  ڕ ۓ. (   · ԕ”
ӓӓ Ӕ? ӕ ,  .) ӓ ӗےڒӒڸ
Ӕڒ ӓ˷˞, ˷   ̚  ’̝Ϛ  ӕ  
 ʔ  ˞ ̚ Ӓ.

   ӓ ӗےڒӒڸ θ̚ •, ˷   ˞ 
ҝ ԕ:
"  •   ԕ˸̚   ” ڸ?".
  ӗےڒӒڸ  θ ˞ ԕ˔ ӷ,  Ӕ•
—Ӓ  ӒӕӒ  •θ  ҝ ԕڸ ”ڒ˝
Ғ˞ ӯ˷ -  (Ӓ  ”. ӕ)  
•  ӕ   ˝ ̔Ӓ.
  •Қ  ,  ˞ ,   - Ӝ  
ӷӝθڒ;   ԕ    -   Ԛҝ
˕Ӓڸ ̚  ”;  ۔ ڸ,  •θ
  ԕ’ҞӔڒ  ˞ ڸ ۝Ϛ - “
ӗےڒ˝   ʔڸҝ.
ȗ •   ڸ ӕ,   ˜   , 
ӓ   ڕΝڸ - ȗ   ڸ ӜӒ, ԕ˗  
Ӕ,    .
   • ԕθ,  ˓ ӷڸҝ  ͔ښ!

ڕ . Ӓ
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 "ە̚ " ӝҸ  ӓ˞ •˞  - 
 җڸ •̚ ӕ θڒ Ӕ• •ӕӒ. 
۔˒ ӷ  •̖ œ ҝ  ӷڒ ”,
 .  ے.     ۷ ˗“ Әڒӓ
.

,     ӕ  ˖  ۯ ˒, 
ʔ ەӔӒ  ˗. ˔  ˜, —, ӓ
˔˯  ӕ  ·  —   ڸ, 
 ӷ -   ̸ ڕ˒ ەӔ, Ӓ  

θ ە– (’)
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  ˜  ڕڸ“  !
θ җ •̖’  Ӓ—ڒ   ͕ ˞ Μ
θ ˓     Ӓڸ ˞ ӓӒ ˔Ӓ 
ڒθ ۔ ڕ”˝  ӓ˷   ښҝ   ښҝ  
  Ӓ̚ Μ

Nata
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 •ӕ     ˝ !
 ӗ   ӒӔ Η ˕ θӒ˗ ?

Nata
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  •ӕ !
 ӕ¯ 1  100  ښ •ӕ    ښ ’θ

Nata
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 ۷ •ӕ

ӓ˷˞ Μ ӗ̸ θ,  ӓ     Ϛ  
   •˞ ,   ڕ Չ   Μ  ,
 ӓ җ  œҸ   ӷ ڸ   ԕθ  
Ӓ— •,  ӕڸ ˖˜ •  ¯


J.
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 ˜ 
(  ӷ   ˔  Ғ   ˔ θ)  
 ӓӒ θ ӓ Ҹ

  ӕ ʔ ̸ Ӕ  Ӓ ͔ښ  ʔ
̸ Ӓӕ    ӕ

Nata
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 ˝...

 ’ ҕ”  Ҹ  ̝ ̸...

Nata
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 " •Ӓ"
Show must go on   ԕ˔ ٕ ?

40
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•ӕ:  ۔   "ښҝ •ڒ •ӕ".  
ۗҸ.     ӓ   ˒.   ӗڒۜ
•̖.  ӓ,   ӷ ۷˒ҝ  •ڒ  ەӒ.
  ӯ˷ Ӓ __ ڝ ӷ̚ Μ. “. ˷
̸  Ғ“ , ˷ Ғ ̝. ԕ ȗ Ӓ
ۓ. θ Ӓ  ˕ ϕ  ͖ "ԕ”˒ӓ ˝"?
θ  ӓ˷  ?
۔   θ •ӕښ? ’Ҹ.   • ӓ
۔ Ӕ•˒ڸ    "Ғ ".  ,  ̚ .
 ҝ  • - ӓ (  Ν)  ԕښ •̖ 
 ԕ”  ӓ •ڸ _  ÿ_,    ԕҞӔ
- .

G
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 :    ̕ҝ.
 θ: "   ە  ԕ”θӓ ڷӕ
۷Ϛ •Ӓ.   ԕ”ӗ ˜, ԕӯ” ە,
•Ҹ   ڕ˖ ."
  ••  ԕ˗.
 ۓڸ    ӕ ˯¯?

. .  •  ӕ. θ  ’̚ θ.
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    - ""    ’
-ԕӕӗڒ:
"Κ “   ڝ, ӓ ’ .  ’
ԕҝ,        ۔. ʔ Ғ."
 ҕ ”  ϝ Ғ ("" ˔ )  .
 ӒӔ Ӓ,  ڝ˞  Ҹ ˕ -  
ԕڝ  Ғ   ”ӕ ӕ.  Κ Ҹ
 տ ӕ (ڕ ̚. Μ ʔۜ), Ϸ ӗ ž
տ ӜӒ.  Β  •ڸ     ˕ 
  · (   ڒ  ۗ), ’ ӓ 
Ғӝ Μ ۞Ӓ̚ θϚ, ԕ   ˞ Ϸ ڝ.
(, θ       ڸ). !!! ښ!!!
۔  "θ".  ԝڸ , ͕̚!   
˔ڸҝ  . •̖ -   ˗  ( 
˝   Ӕڸ)  Ӓڸ ۓ Ӕ  ۔ 
 θە  ӕ (Ȗ, , , ڗ ’Ȗ
 .)   ڸ.     ۗ.   •  ӗ
ԕӔ ̚ Ғ˞ ·͕·Ӓ  ے˕ -     
ڸҝ.  ӓ,    •ڒ   ̗Ҹ,  ˜
ӗҝ,    Ӕ  ˜ ӓ-˷۔ ˒ .....
   , Ӕ ӕ,    ڕە  ͔̚ ښ-
? ?  Ӓڸ?

Kursnov
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  ۘҝ.
Ӕ,  Ӓϝ ڕ”  ڕە  ԕ˯ ͔ښ ڸ? 
 ͔Ӓ  θ ͔Ӓ,   ,  “ Ҹ ʔ?
   ڕە    ˔  ̖• Ӓ    
”˜?  ӗ  ۔ ԕ˯  ӷӒ˝? ڝ  
  “ښ  ڸ  θ ӷӒ,  ӝ. ӕ
ۗҸ θ,   •   ˜  ”  ӕ
Ӓ—ڒ,    ͕ۗ,  ۔ •̝ ˜ ,  ҝ Ϛ
 • ˷  ”ڒ    ԕҝ  ڕ
 ڸҝ Μ,   ӕ ԕ˯ Ҝ    
ҝ  Νڸ  ԕ˯”  Ӓ ӗ ˝,   
      ەӔ.

Trilibum
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:

  • ԕ˒ڒۜ  ڕڸ ˕Ӓ ̚. œҸ,  
 Ӓ—ڒ  ˖  ӓڕθ ښ. Ҹ 
˒˞ ͕  Ӓ  - ˷۔ θ ۗҝ...

ڕ .
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   ԕ˒Ҹ  Anekdot.ru. Ӕ Ҝ: www.jememarre.com.
ڕ,   ٕ̖ Ӓ!

͒˗ 2140
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lenta.ru 17.09.01  ո-ӕ  ښ, ̚  
͕  ̝-–:  •Ӓ  ˕ ӕӒ
ڕ,  ̞,  ۓ˞  ո-ӕ Μ ˞ӕӗ
 ښ, ̚   ͕  ˔
-–Ӓ.   – ̗  -, 
θ ԕӯ   ӕҸ ˝ ˕ӓ ӕӒӓ ڕ,
Μ Ҹ ڸ ښ, ӷ ڸ ̝ڸ Ԛ
·͕·.   ӕ˒̚ ӒӒ ӕ  җ̚ ښ
 ̚ , ,   ԕ˔ҝ ڸ ̚ 
˔  ¯. ڕ  ӕӔ ڕӕ   ̸  .
θ Νڸ   ո-ӕ θӒҸ ͕  ۓ
ے˕  ӷ -–Ӓ ˕ӓ ӕӒӓ ڕ. 
• ӷ   ӷӯҸ  ӯ˗ڒ: ӕ̔
Reuters  Κ Ӓӕ ۞ Ӕ Μ, ӕ ӷ˕Ҹ
͕ڸ •·̚ ے˕  ӷʔ,    ••˞ 
ӓ  . No comments.

 ˜ -  ӒӔ   •ӓ ( ӕ . ӓ):
Barry Levinson, "Wag the Dog", Ӓۜ ڕڸ -  ӷ˝
˒ڸҝ ۔.

ž ˕Ӓ.
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”̝Ҹ  ӕ...

 ڒ  ̚ ӷ˝  ո-ӕ 11 ڝ ӕښ Ո: 186
  ͔    , ,      15
  ; 278  ӗ ͔  Ҹ "-3"  NY; 150
 ӯ ԕ  ڕ; ͔ښ, ӕ  ڸ ӓ
 ڸҝ  Ӕ .

ڕ,      ".. ӕ ˜... " -  
ԕӕ Ν .

Klad
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  "•ӕ": җ θӒ  Ӓ:  ڕ۔ۜ 
Κҝ θ θ̚ / . ,  Κ  
Қ, ,  ۜ ۷  ӕ˒ҝ , Ց!  Ӓ
Κҝ -   •ҝ  •”  Ԛҝ ԕӷӔڸ · 
ۓ˞.

PS   ,     anekdot.ru,   ۔-, 
•˒.  ”  ӒӔ Κڸҝ?

vIv
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  –   ڸ  ʔ   
“ ˯ ʔ ̸ Ӕ    
< –    ڸ ӷ >
<˗ ڸ ԕ Ӓ Ӓ,  ԕ ԕӗ  "  15>
<  ". Ν, , ̔Ӓ,  ž ̝  .  , >
<   ̝ -   ޟ .">
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 Ӓ Ϛ • ӷ˜ ԕ˝ •   Ӓ ү

add
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   "•ӕ"
ӗ  ͔ښ    ӝҸ ӕ Μ˝.
 -•: ӓ ͔Ӓ ڒθ ·θ̚.   —
ە  ¯,  ԕ̖ ••- ە.
Ӓ •˞ҝ  ӷʔ     Ҕۓ ӕ̚ . 
ԕӷϚ  θە.
Ҹ  ڒڸ ӕ •̖  ˞ ˝ (ԕ ˞
 ۔..       , ԕ  ”  
ӓ    )   ͕˗   "•"   
ӓ..      Ӓښ  ˞ ԕ -Ӓ— θ.
"   ڸҝ  ׿  ׉׉?" 
—  ڕ ˗ȯ  ڕ”   ˕Ӓ.. ˕  
 ӝ (    ӕӔ җ  ˔  ҕ  ϝ
 -   •) ԕ θ  ۔.  Ӓӕ
"  ˔ ӷ •̖ Ҹ  ڕ” —?"  ˓-
 ڕ •̖’      Ӕڸҝ.   ԕ •˜
  Ӓ CNN.      ӷʔ •
ӕ.    •̖,    . .  
  ӷҸ  · Ӕӷ̚.  Ν ӓ ( ˔) 
ӓ, ’ӓ . . .  •˞ Ӓ ӯ 
20 Ӓ. Ν ӷ“ ˝. ڕ ӕ ˗“ ԕ ۓ˞ 
ڸ  . Ν ӕ ۓ˞ θە ԕ  ۘڒ. Ú
Ϛ !!  ӗ.
"   ڸҝ ӓ  Μ  ӕ?"    ڸ Ӕ
θ •ԕ˝ , ӓ ۞ ?  . 
ښ  θ̚  ͕..   ӓ  .
 ”. ӓ •  Ϸڸ . ˒˜, •˜ 
Ϛ :"  • Ϸڸ  --•̝,  Ȕҝ
ۗ ӷ̚ ӕ ,  ˷۔  ̓  Ӕҝ
   Ӟ̸...  ˝ ԕӯ “  Ӕ. 
ڸ,  ӕ     ۔.
  Ӓӕ.   Ӓښ.  ˞ θ.
 •• ˷  ˜.

•
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Kommentarii k New York

Govorite ves' mir skorbit (krome Iraka i t.p.), no ...
q davno givu v Germany - strana odnoi is pervyx vyrasivwix sobolesnovanie 
partneru po NATO, a vot ludi etoi strany?

paru dnei nasad q slucaino podsluwal v magasine rasgovor dvux drevnix 
staruwek: "A kak oni nas bombili ..."

No comment

Gruss
Dina
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   •ӕ.

ۓ ••? ˗ җӒ—?
 ӓ    ڸ  Қ •ӕ??? !!!
  ·  ͔ښ,  ڸ, ˞  • —ڸ.
ž - ۗ ڒ. ̸ - Ғӗ, ڕ”˝ -  ӒӔ
ӯڸ.   ԕ” ˜ ڕڸҝ    ԕ, 
ӓӔڸ ҝ?
ӷ Әڸ   ڕٚ -  Ӕ,  Ӓڸҝ ˷
˕̚ Μ - Ӓ ۓ.

ڸ ( ӓ  ̕ҝ),    •ښ -  
•˞ –ʷ.
    ͖  ԕӓ ¯θ̚.
   Ғ ӒӔ, ӷ Ҹ ˕  ۯ ڸ, ڸ
ӷ”ۜ    Ӕҝ Ϛڸ “, ڸ, ӕ  .   ..

 ˜ ڸ  Ҟ˞(  ۗ) ˝:
-  ¯  ¯  Ӓښ

 Μ — ,    .

KS
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•ӕ, ...
ӓ  ˖•:   Ӕʔ ۗҸ ” - · ԕ˯ 
  ӕ  ڕ θ Ӓ. ˔   ڒ
  ӷ : "Ú ̚ ۗڸ ˞  ¯ڸ ԕӷϚ
˕̚ ".
   ϝ Ϸ ޓ˜.....
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ӗ ڸ    •  .
· ˓ ҝ   . ,  Ҝ    ڕە,
   ӔӒ - ” ,  ҔҸ Ӕښ!!!
??? Ҹ —ҝ? ӓ -  • ̝.

 ͕ θ ӓ˷˞  ڕ˞  ,   ͒,
  . .- ,  ӓ Ӕ ەӔ ڒΝ ڸ
ӕ˞ Μ ۔  ҒӜ ەӔۜ ·ۜ ە - ۔-
•ӕښ, ԕ˔ښ  . .  ˞  ԕӷϚ -  Ϛ   
Ғ ە  ,  “   !!  ˖,   
ԕӯ.
 ’̚Ȟ Μ.
• ۔ ڸ - ԝڸ •ӯڝ ښҝ ӕ˞ Μ,
,      ˓̜ .   -  ԕӯ.
• ۔ ӗڸ ž ԕӔ Ν Ӟ˝ ˖!!!
  ,      (-   ) •????

erny
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  “- Ӓӕ ԕ Ӓڸ  ڔ θ ۷
͔Ӓ   •...
ʔ ̸   ˕ ˕  ’̚ Μ, ԕ•, 
ٕ,  Ӕ  ;    —,  ӗ   “ ˕
 ڕە ʔ ̸? ӗ - Ӕ  Κҝ?  
ӗےڒӒڸ  ӔӒ,   ˖•,  ӓ ȗ, (,
ӯ....).
   ӕ    Ӕ     •
͕ڸ 24   .
 җ ے˝  •ڒ, ӗ- •̖ ҝ 
   ˯ ڕ̚,  ΚҸ, ۓ  
Ν, Ӟ  • Ӓӕ  ӯ  ԕ  ԕӔ
Κڸҝ    ˞ ̝  ..
̸ ˖•˝  ۔  .

eq
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 ...
Ϛ •̖!
  ҝ,    Ӓ  θڒӒ˝ 
ԕۯ˒ڸҝ ,   — ԕۯ˒ҝ   Μ?
θ ӕ̚ •̖’ (ەθ̚,   ҷӔ, “ 
̚   “ ˕) ӓ˷   ڕ?   
 Ғ Ӕ - ڒ θ? · - •̖,   
ڗ,     —,  θ,  ӝ •̖
(̔Ȗ) ӕ  ˕Μ˒ Ӕ,  Μ .

HiHim
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Ia bila potriasena, no bolee vsego *izumlena*, chitaia sotni anekdotov 
i kommentariev opravdivaiushih istericheskoe vesel'ie na mogilah tisiach 
nevinnih chelovecheskih sushestv. 

Priamoi efir iz NY- stoit poziloi muzchina, derz'it v rukah portret svoei 
docheri, i nachinaet govorit': "Moz'et bit' kto-nibud'. . ."- a prodolz'at' 
ne moz'et, golos ego prerivaetsia, on plachet, plachet, i potom- "Izvinite 
menia. . ." I snova pitaetsia: "Moz'et bit' ee kto-nibud'. . ."- i golos 
ego snova prerivaetsia, slezi katiatsia po ego sh'ekam, on vshlipivaet, 
pitaias' uder'zat' ridania- i ne moz'et. On ridaet, i vse povtoriaet- 
"Izvinite menia. . . Moze'et bit' kto-nibud'. . . videl. . . mou doch'. . ." 
On plachet, plachet, plachet.

A mi nadrivaemsia ot hohota. 

. . .V odin prekrasnii den' mi toz'e okonchim svoi zemnoi put'. 
I predstanem pered Bogom. VAM ne strashno?

Masha
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Kak vi vse zaebali so svoimi jalobami i slyozami, esli ne nravitsya 
kakogo huya na etot site zahodite. Molodetz Verner delaet svoyu rabotu, 
i v chyom vi ego vinu zdes' vidite? Ya schitayu kajdyi imeet pravo 
viskazat'sya. Tak vot pust' govoryat. I nehuya zatykat'. My ne v 
repressiyah jivyom.

Ya
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Gentleman,

I am sincerely sorry for you. I haven't realized before that you were 
SO jealous of the US. 

Simple Truth
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җ ۷Ȗ   , Ӓ˘ ڕ.    
  ӕ.   ӕ Ӕ ’œ ԕ”ӗ, Ғ 
,  Ӓӕ  ӷ θ̚.   ӗ -   
ӓ̚ Ӕ.  Ӓӕ   ,   Ғ   
ڸ ۯ.   •̖ ۗ?  , ҕ” ˞ ڸ ӕθ̚
Μ, ԕ•,  , ҷ˒“ Ϸ, ӕ  ӯ 
.   ,  ˞ Ҕ ӓ ڕ? ӗ 
җ · Ϛ ̚, ͕ښ  ԕӗ, ԕӗ, ԕӗ?

• ӗ’
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Comments
Gospoda, ne naezzhaite na Werner'a - esli vy ne soglasny s tem, chto 
pokazyvajut po televideniju, vy zhe ne schitaete mudakom sobstvennyi 
televizor. Litsam, polagajuschim , chto v slozhivsheisya situatsii 
anekdoty neumestny - vy zhe zachem-to zashli v eti neveselye dni na 
sait anekdotov. i chto vy zdes ozhidali uvidet? 
spravedlivosti radi sleduet otmetit, chto vse anekdoty iz razdela 
terrorizm nesmeshnye i s dushkom - a razve pridumaesh na etu temu chto 
smeshnoe?
ne zabyvaite tolko, chto ne Werner ih sochinjaet.
tak chto necha na zerkalo penjat, s takoi-to rozhei...

Vika
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 ڕڸҝ, ”  : 
1. (Ց)  ӕθ̚ Μ
 ’̚ Μ, ӓ˷˞  θ •Ӓ. Ӓ  
ڒ—ڸ  ۜ Μ Ԛ ·Ӓ, ӕ   ۯ,
˕Ӓӓ  ,    ڕڸ  ,   ӓ
ڒ—ڸ ·, ’  ٓ  ˔θۜ  ’
 •.
2. •Қ ( œ ˔ ˞ ԕθڒ  ž,  “ Ӕ•˒)
ۗ  ۯ  , ۗ ,      ˕ --
 ¯ -   ¯.
3. Ӕ, ӕ ˘ Ӓ -- ۓҸ - ӗ ӕ˜,
 ӓ˷˞ Ӕ • Ϸ  ˕Ϛ  ,
Γ,   ӓ˞ ۓ˞ ڕ.
4. • -- ˝ Ԛ ʕ˞ҝ ·Ӓ.  ˞ ӝ
ڕ  ͕Ӓ  .   Κ Ӕ˕  ˕ , 
Ӟ .  - Ӟ ,    ̚ θ -- 
θ,  Қ !
 Μ, ԕښ Μ, ӕ  Ӓ  ˞
۔Ӓ-ԕ˔Ӓ, ӕ  •ڒ Ғ“  ԕθڒ --
ڒθ θ.
5.  ͔ښ  ԕ Ԛ.

“Ԛ ̸
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  •ӕ.

ӝ ڕ -  ڒ,   Ӗ˝. ڕ 
Ӗ˝ -  "• ۯ" ( ȓ),  ӓڸ · 
Ғ˞ ˞  θ  ԕ˝, ۗ˒˞ҝ  ۓ,   
ӓ-˷ ۗ˝  ۔ ڕ˞. ڕ,  Ӕ͕
ڒ, ҕӔ ˒. ӗ     Ϛ  ڕ
ڒӕ˒ҝ  Ӟ ۘ“ , ž ˒ ·
ӷ,  Ϛ ˗  ˗ ӗ  , ӗ   Ϛ
ۓ ӕӒ  Ӓ ͔Ӓ ԕ •ӕ.

۷   ,  ڸ -  Ν ӓ, ӷ ,
ӷ“ڸ ۗڸ, ¯ڸ.  θ̚:

, ӕ –, ӕ, ۓ - ˒ ۷,  ӷ θ.
  ͔ښ  ҝ, ۓ  ͔ښ  Μҝ. 
ӷ - ڕ.

  ӯҸ  ,  ˗“ ӓ  Ғ  •
ڕ”  Ҕ,   ,  ԕ ڕ Ӕ ž. ˷  
10% ͔Ӓ, ӕ ¯̚.  -˷۔  Ҕ˞ ͕Ӓ 
·˞ Κ ̝ ۔, , •, —“ ۔ ڸ.
θ̚ ԕҸ  ڸҝ.

ӕ
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  "•ӕ":
>   •Ӓ   (    •̚ ) 
> ԕ˒”̚  ӝ ’ Ӓ -   ۔  ...
•, ԕ  , ۔ ڸ.
 ڸ ̚ ښ  ”    -   ˞ 
Ȗ’  • ӓ  •ڸ, ӷ    ۔
ے•̚, ۔ ڝ ښ...

>  - ̸    ӷ Μ  ޓ
>  ,      •.
   Μ ӓ,  җ ޓ  • - 
Ӕ͕!

>   җ     • - ԕӔ̚ Ғӗ  . .
,
>   Ҹ ̸ -     ȗ ԕ”
>  (˔  θڒ)  •,    ԕž Ҝ?
>  100 ԕӖӒ ے•  .
  ˓ · -  ”!   ӓ Ӕڸ ښ,  ӕۗ 
̝   ڸ -   ӗ!
" , , ,  Ҹ -  Ҹ ӷ ڸ!"

>  ”. • Ҹ Ғ ڕ,   ڒӕҝ
> ȗ... •  Μ   ү” ӕڸ,
>  19-20  ̚ ˔  • ښ Қڸҝ
>  ˜ (̸  ˔   θ ڸ ڸ).
> ,     ?
,  -   1812,   1941,  ԕ   1986 Ӓ Δښ 
ٓ ԕҸ...

>  Ҹ Ϛ җ ӓ  •̖
>  ڸ θ  Ӓ  •.
>  ˜  "˖  θ"...
!  ϸ !

>  • Νҝ Ӕ  ”ۘ˞ ڕ  ˕
>    ޳   ڕ̚...
 ӓ   - ڕ ڒ• “Ӓ ˔  ӷ / ӕ
!

>  •  •ڸ  ۔  Ӓҝ.
>   Ӓ ԕ˔ҝ •Μڸҝ  ͔ښ  ۓ Ϛ.
 ۔ ۔ Ӕ - •.
 ӕ.. ڕ -  ӷҝ ...


>  Μ ̚  Ց Չ. ۔  ˝
>  ӯ˝  —, ۔  •  ӯ˝   ˕.
ԕ ! ԕ ӕ,   θ - ̝ҝ  Ӕ .


>        ˜ θ     Μ  ڕ.
>    ,    , , ˒˝,   •Ӓ.
>    ’,     ӕ,   .
> ڸ ڕ̚.  • !
 •   ˜   ӕ’.
 ¯ Ӕڒ ڕ -   ,    ̸.
 ӕ   (̚¯)  ӷӓ   Ҕ.


>    ڸ  ԕ •ӕ,   Ν Μ
> ӕ  ڝ  ͔ښ ڸ  ˞ ԕӗ˝.
˕θڸ   Ӓڸ,     ͔ښ ԕ •ӕ
 θ  ̚ .


> ••  ’,  – - ښ , –   ’
>  ˗¯?
 ӕ ӕ˗ •Ӕ ԕӯ ˒ —˒
’˞     ԕ˗,  ӕ  ’ 
 ̝   Ҹ  ԝ .


> θ̚ ԕ•  “ :  Ϛ ԕ”ӗ
>  ˞ ԕӔ͖˜ , —ڒ.
  ž  Ӓӕ -   ۞ ,  Ϸ Γ  ˒ 
ԕ̖ "۔  -  ".
ڸ   Ӓ.  ,   Μ ԕӒ 
̓,   ,    Μ Ӝ ӕۜ Ӓ -  
˖,  ,  ʔ   ښ?


>   5000 ׉! ˗ ۗ˞!
-!  ,   ە "ۗ Ӓ  "?
  ԕӒӔ  ە?

> С տ:  դ ջ É -
>   ջ      ,
> Ց  ÿ ջ?  ,  Չ ײ.
 θ  ˗ҝ ڒ   M-16?

ۭ.
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 ԕ œ   "ӗےڒۜ"  
ӓ •ӓ   ڸ,   ˔
ۗ̚ •̖’  ӛ ӷ˒ ˞ .
  ͔Ӓ,  ڸ Ҝ , ڒڒ, ͔ښ.  
  • (ʔ ԕӗ ԕ”˒,     
ۗθ θ  ҒӜ •ۜ "Ӕ")   ""
ӝҸ  ڒ   ˒ ۓ ڸ ҒӜ ӕ 
ӓ˷. ӗ  ˔  •  ˯ ҝۜ ڸ, 
ӓ, ӷ ˕ڸ Κ  Ҕڸ ͕Ӓ?
  ۓڸ ••,   ӷ̚  -˷۔ 
θ̚ ,  ڸ    .
ӕ- ۓ۷ ˗, ӗ   ʔӓ,   θ
ԕʔڸ. ڙ” ˒ښ     ͔ښ. 
•’   -ӓ Ғ ےڒ ӕ  ےڒ ӕ 
ҒӜ ӝۜ Ӕ.

ӕ
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Ν "•ӕ. ",   ˜ ۔ ڸҝ.

 Әۘ, ,  ڒ  ҝ -    
”ڒ.   Νۘ   ͔ښ  . ̸
ԕ˝.
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 ۷ •ӕ.  
TO:  • 
 ښ ۷Μ 
ڕ  . ·Ҹ ˔˯ ȗ ϕ  ¯ҝ   
  ӒӒ  .  ӷ,   Ӓӕڸ θ
˔ ӕ  •ۜ ˜  ¯’ ӒӒ Ӓ.
, ښ.   ڝ   Ӕ ەӔ, ·   ҝ.

FBI man
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,  ˝ 4- .

• 7. ӓ “ Ӕ •, ӗҝ, ӷ ڒ ΜӒ  θ.
 θڸ . ¯̝  • -  . 
ȗ: ̚  ӷ ڸ ӓ,  ,   ӓ, 
Ӓ.  ·, , ڒ ˕ Ӓ .

• 19.   ̔•̔ ̓˯,     , ӛ ۔
Μ Ӓӕڸ   -.   ښ  θ ¯,  
͕˒  ӓ ˕˖ ڕڸ.  Ӓӕҝ, "   ,
•̖’,   Μ".

• 38.
>   ԕ˞Ӕ  Ӓ,  ,  Ϸ ˜  ˕, 
>  ,   ԕڕڸ ̔Ӓ ӯ’˗  ,  
> Ν ӓ, ӷ ʔ   ˗ Μڸ  ۯ?
   ԕ˞Ӕ  Ӓ,  ,  ԕ ښ   
WTC, “ ˯  ԕڕڸ ̔Ӓ ۯ? :)  Ӓ  Ν
ӓ, ӷ  Μڸ  ۯ,       ,  
ۗ. ڕ,  ڸ, .    ۷ΜӒ   ڕ
- ˔ڸ,   ۓ ڕ̚, ԕӕ.   ڕ ˒ ӕӯ 
ӷ Μ.

WonDerrik
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 •ӕ.  
TO: “ Ӓ 
 · ˔ ̓ ۗڸ
  Ν. ”ӕ θ-ҕ– ښ ˜.

FBI Man
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  Ҹ 
>θ, ̚  ۞ Ӓ   ,   ҝ
>      ˒•   տ Ӕ ڕ  p̚
>ۓ  ڝ · Ԕ,   θڒ  ͒ 
>ԕ ·  ԕ ڒӜ ڜ. ӓ ԕڸ Ҹ  ڒ˞ ˞
>“  ڕ˗ ž
>ڕ -  ԕ˔ҝ ڸ  . ڕ.   ̜ ӕ
>ښ ԕ” ڕ˷ - Ӟ,  ڕ!   ӕ  
-> ’,  ӕ... –

- - ӓ ϕ   "˓˕",   ۯ
ԕ˝ Ӓڸҝ.     “ , ӕӯ 
 ӕӔ   . –,     “  ӓ
  Ҕ,    ۔ڸ ԕθ    . 
,   Νҝ ڙ ڸ ӓ •, •
 “ ,  ӓ   ڸ, ̕ҝ  “  
.  ښҝ Μ  ԕ˞Ӕ,   ۔ ԕ˞Ӕڸ  ۔Ӓθڒ
 “ ,   Ғ˞ ԕ˝ڝ  ڔ ۯ’.    
Ҹ, ӕ “,  ԕӓ (whatever),  
̚ , ۜҝ  ˒  ˕ ښ  ۗ̚ Μ,
— ӔӒ ˖  Ӕӷ̚ shopping mall`Ӓ  Ν
· ˕˕Ӓڸ  ӒӔ ڕ̚ ӕ “   Ӕۗ˒ڸ
  Ν.  Ӓ, Ӓҝ ӗ̸ ӕӯ  ۯ, ӓ
¯,  ˞ ڕӒ    , Ӓҝ ̸ 
. ӷ ӓ ¯,  ԕ̝  ڕ ҒӜ  
Ϸە•Ӓ ӕ  ·  ڸ  30-̚ lunchtime, 
Ӕ•̚ Ford Escort, ̚  , 300 Ӓ ’˔˝, 50k
ښ  2 ”θ̚ ( ۗ ۗ) ڔ  ˷   Ӕ. 
˕˝  Ӓҝ ,   ڸ      
  ,  ڸ •  ҒӷӔ ۔ θ, Ӓ• . 
̸   ӓ ڸ    .   ʔҸ Ғ
" "  ڸ “ . ,  ,  
Ӓӕ - 2 Ӕ ԕ  .   ˜.    ͕
 θ,  θ ӷ  , ӕۜ ӕϝ 5   ̸  
ӕۜ ͕  ԕ˞Ӕ ڕڸ,   ͕˒Νҝ 
ڕ  ԕӞ.
   ԕ” ӓ  Μ.    ӕθ - ۗڸ
 ۓ, ”: "ڕ,  ԕ (!) ۯ!    
! -   ҝ ۗ ӷ ۔ , Ҹ ӓ ˕
ԕ۔˜!". • ӓ  ž,    ,  ӗےڒӒ.
ӓ ”   Ӓ•ڸҝ  ڸ  .   ˞
ۗ  Ӕ ˞  ” ӷ˕ҝ, ӷҝ 
 ۓ ۓ  , ,  “   ԕ. 
 ڸ,  • ښ   ڕθ,  ڕ
ӷ˕¯ҝ ڸ  ԕ  žڸ  Ӓ”.
 ӓ  ҕ” ˞ ڕ—ҝ    . ”.
"• ", ӕ Ғ˞  ԕ  , 
θ Κ ۜ —,  ˔,  -  Ӓӕ. 
   ˖  Νҝ ӝ ڞӔ. ӓ 
۔ҝ “- ӷڸҝ,    ҝ   ҕ”
•̖’,  ҕ” ˞.  ے•, –,  - Ӕ  ˞.
,  ڒ˝ Ӓ•  ԕ  ,   ӓ
θ ͒ Ӗڸ ˜  ͔ ͕ۓ •ӕ.
˷ҝ ,  Ӓӕ  ,   -Ғ ԕ    Ӕ
¯ڸ.
  , – - ڸ  Γ  җ˒ -  ˒ ,  
ۜ —ڒۜ ԕ”ӗ Ӟڸ ҒӜ ˖  ԕ” Ғ˞. 
ڸ   ۔ Ғӝ above average , ҕ toyota,
˒̸   , ӕ  ӕڸҝ,  ےڒ
˘ (" - •–!!")  ˯, ӕ   
ӷ̝,  ڸҝ -  ˗ ӕ.   ԕ”ӗ
ҒӷӔ, ڸ .

D.
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 ••, ښ ԕ.

bond
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America = svoboda slova. Anekdoty( xot' i typie) zapreshat' nel'zya! 
Esli zapretim anekdoty, Araby vyigrali, vet' ani etogo i xotyat dobitsya. 
Ani zaviduyut America, ee svobode i nadeyat'sya sdelat' ves' mir arabskoi 
diktaturoj. A lyudei zhalko...

POMAH is AMEPUKI.
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Ya prochital perviy specialniy vipusk chtoby ubeditsya chto tam 
deystvitelno to chto ya dumal.  Deystvitelno celaya kucha zlobnih 
gavkayuchih shavok.  Gavakyte shavki, gavkayte no slon vstanet i 
ostanetsya slonom a shavki ostanutsya shavkami.

Deystvitelno vi pravi u srednego amerikanca mnogo problem so znayami 
i intellektom.  Sredniy amerikanec deysvitelno lubit popcorn i ne ponimaet 
chto emu/ey nuzhno plakat kogda v Rossiyi ili Izraile proishodiyat vzrivi.  
(A mozhet byt oni smotriyat chto Rossiya pomogaet arabam s vooruzheniem 
i Skad raketami i dumaut chto Rossiya etogo tozhe zasluzhila?  Kstati, 
pochemu vi takie pravie ne pomogaete Izraelu?  Pochemuto America vse eshe 
glavniy pomoshnik Izraelya...)  Tak chto nechego govorit chto amerikancu 
plevat na teracti v Izraele.  A naschet teraktov v Moskve tak oni ni 
v kakoe sravnenie ne godyatsya (sorry to break your bubble).  Eto bily 
acti sdelanie vnutrennimi vragami, ne vneshnimi i Rossiya neset polnuyu 
otvetstvennost.  Kstati America ne lezla v Rossiyskie dela naschet 
Chechni a pozvolila russkim razobratsya.  Ya dumayu chto vi tochno takzhe 
bi tyavkali esli bi America vlezla v Chechnu.

A naschet anekdotov tak da mi tut tozhe nemnozhko shutili na etot schet 
(s americancami mezhdu prochim) no est raznica mezhdu zlobnimi shutmaki 
i ne zlobnimi.  Shutki nuzhni i cherez nekotoroe vremya ludi budut shutit.  
No delat specialnie vipuski po povodu chey to tragedii eto po porosyatski.  
Eto ne to chto propusting anekdotik, dva, pyat.  Mozhete bit uvereni chto 
v Amerike etogo zloradstva ne bilo.  

A kstati naschet CNN tak tut odna vesh - CNN puskaet raznie programi 
i raznie novosti v raznih chastah sveta.  Tak chto kommentraiy naschet 
rzhavih podvodnih lodok bil skoree vsego napravlen v mestnuyu auditoriyu.  
Ya byl na rabote i vse eto vremya ryadom v office rabotal televizor 
i nikakih novostey krome novostey is New Yorka ili pro terakt ne bilo.

Mnogie kommentarii sdes napisani umnimi ludmi i eto priyatno dazhe esli 
ye ne razdelyau ih mneniy.  V lubom sluchae pouchitelno.  No pochemu tak 
mnogo ludey schitaut chto ih mneniya sformirovani bez propagandi?  Ya bi 
skazal chto anti-amerikanskoy propagandi v Rossii ne malo i schitat vsu 
ee pravdoy glupo.

A tot kto obeschaet mordu nabit v Bay Area to ya nadeyus ya ego ne 
vstrechu a to, chego dobrogo, ya ego prosto kak beshenuyu shavku.  Takoy 
zhe extremizm vedet islamskih kamikadze na smert...

Dima
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17 cڝ 2001 •ӕ.  5   17  Dmitriy
> Ӕ  θ θ̚  ӕӔ ˞
>۷Ȗ-. ջ տ  !!!!

 - Ӓ-, ҝ,   ӷ ӓ
-•, ˔ۘ“  •ڸ  •ӕ.
 ӷ ̖  ۓ θ̚ -θ, 
- Ӓ... ,   Ӕڸ  ԕӕ  ηڸ 
 ͕?

>"˓ ̸  “ ԕ”Ν Ҹ •ۜ
>  ԕ˗ ӓ˗̚ ԕ˝ ”Ӓ˝.
>۔  ۓۜ ڕ,  ӕ  ӗ ˗̚ 
>• ˓  θ ˕ ۘڒӒ,   ӕ˗
>̝  ۓ ۓ.  ԕӷ ӓ ͕, θ
>• ԕ”Ν    ۔  ӝθ̚
>˓̚ ښ  ӕ˗ θە̚ . ...."
(c)http://spintongues.vladivostok.com/buddhism.htm «Ȭӕ.

«Ȭӕ
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 •   11 ,  ո ӕ  4.
ӗ ӓ,  Ҹ ڸ   θ ԕ.
(,    ڕ , θۜ ˕˖,
ԕӓ ӗ̸ ӕӯ,  θۜ • ) 
1.  ӒӔ ͔Ӓ
 Ӓ --  •’ ž ͔Ӓ - ԕӷϚ,   Μ
͔  ž   ӕ. ڝ җ · •̖, 
  ̝    ӯ  ӷ˝   ҕ”-˗ӓ
Ν  ڕ.   ΜҸ ͔  ӓ   Ғ
ڕ۔,  ͖˝ ӗ ˒.  ӗҝ ڒ— ҝ.
2. Ν ž  Ӓӕ  Ϛ    ۔ (Ҝ) ž,
  ڸ Ӕۜ ڕ   ͕,  • .
,  ԕ•  ,  ’,      ӕ
, •  ͒˕ ,  ӕ   Ғ θ (
 10 ).   , ˕˗ .
3. -  θ ˞ Δ ӓ˷  —  Ԛҝ
ҕڸ. -  Ӓ ̚ -- ӕӷ  ۞ --
  — / •̖  •... ˗“  —? ( 
ۗ     ԕ  Ӓ -  / —̖, ڝ 
˗  ̝ҝ  θ ”˞) 4.    
-• ӓ    ͒, •̖  ӕ,   ˞
 ͔Ӓ Ӕӷ ˜ ,    ,  θ
,   ,  ӓ  ӒӔ ە ӕ,  ˖•.
   ԕ   ͔ ():  ӕ: -• 
 •,  -ӕ, ӗ  ?
5. –, Ӓӕ  ԕ”Ҹ  ӓ:   ڸ  
  ž ښڸ.   -  .  ҒӷӔ Ӓ --
ۗ.   --  θҸ  Η.

Alex
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V seriju "Kommentarii".
Dima, ne bojsja ugroz. Ty vse delaeshj praviljno.

Abdula.
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V komentarii.

Zal vsex pogibsix.Te samye araby a mozet byt sredi nix byli i ukrainci 
ili svedy, ctoby nesilno vydeliatsia na fone drugix pasazirov, dumaju 
s udovolstvijem by  rastili detei a ne bilis by o neboskreby.

Kto vyigral ot etogo ? 
Birzeviki, stroitelnyje kompanii , oboronnoe vedomstvo, provoslavnaja 
cerkov, Rosija, Izrael, CNN.

Kto proigral ?

Vse ostalnye.

Ja sam musulmanin., i zelal by vsem distancirovatsia ot ponimanija problem 
naviazannyx massmedija.

Islam ne javliajetsia protivnikom christianstva i iudaisma a javliaetsia
lis naiboleje modernizirovannoi i uproshennoi versijei pervogo i vtorogo.

Konflikt mezdu Izraelem i Palestinoi mnogimi Arabami ( ziteliami 
Araviiskogo poluostrova)rassmatrivaetsia kak konflikt dvux narodov 
ne Arabskogo proisxozdenija zivushix na zemliax nikogda im 
neprinadlezavshix.

Skolko liudej stolko i mnenij.

esli perevernut vse vverx nogami, ja dumaju cto amerikanskij obyvatel 
ocen by radovalsia esli by cto to podobnoje proizoslo by v Gavane ili 
Bagdade,a esli by eshe byli by ubity prezidenty etix stran byl by polnyi 
vostorg. A mozet ja i osibajus ?

Rasskazyvali by o tocecnyx i ogranicennyx udarax po voennym vedomstvam 
i tockam rukovodstva ekonomiceskoj dejatelnosti.posmotrite kanal Discavery 
o podvigax Amerikanskix voisk.

A liudej zal nevazno ge oni i kto oni : Tutsi kotorye vyrezali million 
hutov,( ili bylo naoborot ?)serby ubivsije pol milliona albancev ili  
albancy ubivshije 100.000 serbov.

Kto vyigral ot etoj matematiki ?

Proizvoditeli oruzija, birzeviki, a gde oni ?

Voiny stojat deneg, a kto daet dengi ?

Ves mir vojuet Sovietskim, Russkim, Amerikanskim, Francuzskim, Italjanskim 
oruzijem. Dengi na voinu lezat vbankax Ameriki ili Sveicarii kotoraja uze 
sotni let zireet na krovavyx dengax.

Vot gde nexoroshie liudi. S terrorizmom budet pokonceno kogda perestanut 
nazyvatsia na voine.

A etogo nikogda nibudet, a kto v etom vinovat ?

Sovsem daze i ne te kto byl za sturvalom samoletov, a te kto podnial 
na etom dengi.

Daze te ze torgovci flagami v Amerike, podniat dengi na cuzom gore, 
po moemy eto uz kuda xuze cem pisat anekdoty.

Safiy Abdul Waahid
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> Ғڒ  ڸҝ    ,  ӓ ڸ 
›˗.

Ӕ ӕښ, Ҹ:    Қ ͔ښ  
Ӓ  ͒  θ ԕۗ ӕ˝ ӷ ˞ ?

>θ,  ښ  ˯  Ӓ  ͒....
˜ : Ҹ,   ԕ  ӷ  ̝
 ?  Ӓۜ ӕ˜  ۗ- -   ••
 ۷Ӓ ͔ښ   . ,     ڸҝ
ԕ̖,     ̚ •̚ ?

 ̝  ӓ ӕ   Ӕ , θ
ʔҝ  ˞ , ̝ “  ̝.    
ڸ Κ ̸.  ԚҸ ڸ ڸ Ӓ  “
Ӓ. (Sorry for off-topic)

 •   Νҝ ڸ  ҕ”  ˝, ӓ˷˞
 ϝ    .  ˓ښ,  ,  Ӓ
ӷӕӗ̚ ەښ, ԕ˯” ӓڸ   ո ӕ  ͕ WTC.

..
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  ""
Ϛ   Ӓ!
   ˯ҝ Ӓ "˔ӕ"? • ""?
ӗ  ˯ "˔"?
   “ ԕ?

C ے,...

N
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˗  ە?  ە ڕ Ը̚ ӕ · ӕ”̚ ,
 ̚ җ̚ ۗ  ӕ ӓ˷ ̚. B WTC 19
ښ  Ӓ  Ӟ 5,500 Μ, ӕ ԕ ԕ˯
ڕ  . ڸ ˖, Ν.

ToH
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 ʔ  ڸ Μ ڕ ˗ ۔.   
Ԛ  ښ  Қ, ž η“ "-3",  ۓ˞
ӕښ, ӕ Ғ˞ ,  .
 ۓ. ʔ  ӕ ¯˞ "’  •ӕ" 
Ғ ԕ,   Ғ ԕ  Ӗ ڕ”   -
׳  ?  ۔ ҝ ”    ӷ 
۔ "ӕڸ Ғ˞ •ڒ–Ӓ"?
 Ӕ˞ ۔  ,   , ۓ˞  ,   
ۜ θ (, ޓ˝, —̝,  Ӓ) •” ˖ ۓ
͕ۯ˝ .

•  ԕҞӔ“ -  Ԛ Ӓ ,   
Ғ Ӕθ  Ӕ- ڕ "  ˒
տ"  ˞ ۔ ڸ ӓ·̚  ӕ ӕ. ӛ
 Ӟ˝  ˞  ԕ ¯ ԕӷϚ - 
ӷڒ ,  Ӕ "˝" ˒Ӓӓ ˕  ەӒ̝
Ғ "", "", "˓", " Ν ̖’". ž  ӒӔ
•Ӓ  ˞  ӕ,     ӷۜ
• "˕ۜ ".

ӗ Ȗ, ̔Ȗ, ̓ە ӓ,  ” . ۔ 
  ڸ  ڸ,  -47 (  B-767) ԕӘ ۔
¯ڸ ԕӷ Ғ“ .

۔ җ  ۯ˒ ,  ͕ ˝  ˝
 ˞ Ҹ?

 "Ӓ" Ϛ Κ ڕ̚ ͕  ӕ.  ͕Ԛ
“ Ҕ˓  ,  Ӕ  Ҕ˓  ˞  , 
ۓ  "  ˓".

--- 
on (TM)

:   ӕڒӒڸ,     ڕ ʔڸ, 
"ڕ ӷ”˒“ —" (() . Ӓ) -  ښ,
 ӓ’ Ϸ–, • Ԛ θ  ӷڒ
,  ̝ڸҝ  ۗۜ ӕ... œҸ.
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˝ -     ӕ Ҹ. ˔  · 
ӷ ۞, ¯ ے ” Ȗ  ۷Ϛ Ӕ
Ӕӗ ʔ ԕ Ғ ˗. θ   Ϛ˝ 
Κ̚,  ̚  •̚.     ڸ,  
ӗ̸    ӒΜ. ڸ ۗ ˔  ۞  
anekdot.ru

•–
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   •ӕ":

 ӕΚ ӔӝȖ’ ӓӕ̚ •   ӗےڒۜ
˷˕ۜ -“• Ғҝ: ڕ͖˝ 
 ҕӓ •ӓ ڕ:

  ڸ ԕ ·: 
1.  • θ - 1 .
2.  • ̸  ӗ - 2 .
3. ̸ ”•   - 1 .
4. ̸ ”•  ښ  - 1 .
5.    •ӓ  - 1 .
6. ˷ӕ 40   ӷθ̚ ӷ •ӓ
ҒӷӔΜ˒ӓ ͕˗ӓ •Ν  •.

 ˕Ӓڸ: 
1. ӷڸ ڕ˜ ڕ˞  ڕ˞
•Ӓ  •Ӕӷ̚, ӷθ θ ۘ˞, ڙ’˞ҝ,
˕̚, ښ  ̚ ԕ˒ ӓ  - ϒ ʕҝ 
 Ӟ•.
2. •ڸ θ •   ڕ۷ӗ   4  
ڕ.
3. ڸ Ғ•ښ  ڕ۷ӗ • θ   ”• 
.
4. Қڸ  ۓӓ ”•   ە  • 
ڕ   ” ԕڸ ڕ۷ӗ    Қ
 .
5. ڸ    •ӓ   30   ·.
6. ڸ  ʔ ̸   ’  ԕ ۞ , ӷ
 ԕ̝ ȗ˒ .
7. ڕӓ  ̔ ӓ ӔӝȖ’ӓ •ӷӓ, ӓ
ӷθ ͕˗, ԕ̝ڸ    ڸ ” 
ӕ Ӕڸ   ԕ̚    θ •
 Ғ•ښ  ڕ۷ӗ.
8. ӓ ̸ ԕӒ˝    ˓ 15,5 ԕӖ 
“ ӷ ̚, ڸ ڸ    ҕӓ •ӓ 
θ  ӗ̸  .
9.  ̗ •ӓ    Ӕҝ  78 ԕӖӒ 
 ӓӕӓ •.  ”˓˞ ӓ ԕӖӓ
ӯ˝ ӓ˝ ӕ •ӓ    ۔
ӷ̚  ʔ ԕ  -  •Қ.
10.  ԕӖ ˝ ԕ’ ӷӔ ˓ڸ ӕڸ 
ӔӝȖ’ ۔-Ҝ ӗ̸ ڕ Ν ˝ ӓ ”˝
 ˔ •   ۗ“ ̝˝ ˞ η
.
11.  ” ˔ӓ θ Ӓӕڸ ښ 7  9.
12.  ԕ’ ڸ ˷ӕ  ӷθ̚ ӷ
•ӓ ҒӷӔΜ˒ӓ ͕˗ӓ •Ν  • 
Ӓۜ ڸ, Μڸ “  ڸ • θ̚
˝ ˓ڸ θ ˓ ϒ ҒӷӔ  .
13. ڸ ڸ ӕ .
14. ڸ Μ̝, ’̚  ’̚ ˷ӕ  ,
Ғӷ˒  Ϛ  Ν  ˞ ˔Ӓ.
14. ̗ڸ  ˒̚  ۷ە ”  ӓӒ, ˓
Ӓ, •Ӓ, •Ӓ, •,  ,  ,  ӕ,
 ۔, θӒ̚ ԕ ӷθ  ͕.

  ž  ž ˝!

: anekdot.ru rulez! •   ӗےڒۜ ӷ̚ suxx!

ӕӕ ӕڒۜ
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: • ԕθڒ •- ,  (ۘ’,
’, ӕ’  ԕӗ θ̚)?
• Ӕ, ˕  ԕθڒ, •- 
ԝڸ- ,  (ʔ  θ, •˗ Ғ˒
ۜ •ӓ  ˒  ڕ )?
 Ԛ  ӔΚ(“ ž ڸ)  ˞ ̚¯˞ •-
Ӓ ӕҸ  •ӕ 1 ӓҸ   ?
   •  ’   , ͕̖.   ԕ.
ԕӓښ   ӖӒ   Κ,   •ӕښ  
 

yan
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""••  ’,  – - ښ , –   ’ 
˗¯?   ԕ • “ ˖ ˗“ ڸ  ӓ.

Deutsche ""

  ښ ӷ˗¯ –ۜ ˜  ’ ?  •
θ ’’   ̚   ž  –  -  ԕ•
θ•. (Silverstein?)  , ԕ• . ӗ   ӕ
 ڸ ’    ϖ.    ˖ -   ••
Ғ̚   ӯ•ۜ .    .
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Ϛ - .

  ˔ Μ ۘۜ  Ӓ   ˔ Μ ۘۜ
 .  ˜  ˔ ӝ  - ӕ ʔۜ ӗ
ӷڕ˒ ۞-˗  ˞ •,  η ˝  •
 ԕ Ӓ ͕˗  Ϛ ԕ̝ ԕ Ӓ.  ,
ӓ    Ӕ ۗ̚ ӷڕ   • ͕˗ 
 ˞,  ӷ Ϛ (˝)  ˒ Ҹ.  ښ •
Μ   ˔ θ  ӷ,  .   ӕ  
.    • ҝ    —.  ӓ ڸ 
Ϛ  —  Ғ •ӕ,  •  , ޓ, ”
 ӗ  Ғ •ӕ  ˜    Ғ .
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  ˝ 
      •ӕ, 
ۗڸҝ,  Ӕ   - θ  ӗ. ˗
ڸҝ  Ӓ̚ ԕ˝: 
1)•̖ - ʕҝ ˔ӕ, ӕ   Ӓښ 
2)θ   ͔ڗ - ӕθ̚ ەӔ 
3)θ   ͔ڗ - Ӕ,  Ӕ
 · Κ ڸҝ  ԕ˒ ە 
4)  - Ғ̸, Μ ʕڸ ӷڒ Ӓ  ˔ۜ  
ӕθ̚ Μ 
5) •̖ Ҹ  ,  •  Ϛ   ҝ...
 .  . .    “  ԕ •ڸ ӷʔڸ   
Ӟ •  ̝ڸҝ Ғ ...   , ӷ 
۷Ӓ˞ҝ   ڸ  ˷ ˷ ̚,   ڸ
Ϛ ӓ “  .   ӓ ۔ ӕ, ӓ  ̝ ҒӜ
ڕ. ( җ,  ӕ -  ͖˝,   ˞  Ӕڸ) 
 ԕ  ڸҝ  ԕӔڸ ڸ  ...  ̖ ̖Ӓ
˝  ӓ θ ˓...

P.S.  ԕ Ӓ , Ӕ ښ  ’ӛ•ښ,
,  ӕ “   Ҕ̚  –θӓ ӓ
•,   ӕӓ ӓ ڕ ڒ...
P.P.S.  ԕ •ӕӒ   ’:  Ϛ ˞   . 
˓ ڸ  ԕ ˞ ۷ΜӒ.

θ
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please publish in re: terrorism (i'm not sure that I have time to figure 
out how this whole thing works, thanks and sorry about it, since I was 
a silent reader for many years and here comes the time for me to comment)

To Mr crossifixio

Listen, pal. Let's put it straight. I've got 2 of my bodies there is 
Morgan Stanley and both of them thanks God are alive. And I'm not 
laughing at all of these shit people put on this site. But:
one point, please
1. Free channel -- can not be no-brainer because it's free in both 
directions. It's free to post and free to read. Democracy, pal, remember? 
you don't want it -- you switch the fucking channel, mkey? 

"That was attack on Freedom itself and Freedom will be defended!!!" 

There are many big and little pieces of shit on this planet -- some of 
them blow the buildings up and some just make little unfunny jokes about 
it. So let them do this instead of hijacking the planes. So, grow the 
fuck up yourself. The fact that you know English or/and learn/live in US 
does not make you a lot smarter or does it.

once again there is nothing good about laughing at this terrible situation 
and it is not the time to say that it is America fault. Because even if it 
is (which is probable) there is no excuse for what those fucked up upstairs 
did.
But there no excuse for people like you who is trying to be sensible and 
shit to over do it in the most nastiest way. You want the freedom -- you 
take as much as you can carry away. that's what freedom is all about. If 
you are not ready to face the freedom -- you are not better then any other. 

See ya

S
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ڒ   ۓ -ԕ”ە- •Κ ̚
ҕ̚  ӓ ӕ˕. ӕҸ ”-ҒӷӔ Ӓ
-.

͕Ӕ
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ӗ   ˝...
, ӓʔ.. —θ ..  ..
   ӓ  ӞӔ : É-  տ!!! 
Ӓӕҝ,  ˕Ӓ ӷڒ, ž Ӓӷ̚...  ?
” - Ӕ - ښ  ...  •Қ, Ԛ 
˕̚   ӗ̸, ӕ̚ (?)   —ڒ, 
  •˗ (  Ӓ?  Ӓ ӗ. ӕӯ
 ̝ҝ) ۔ڒ , ӕ  ҝ USA. 
  USA  ү    Ӓ.. ”   ӕ:
ڸ  Ӓڸҝ... ¯.. ׳ ???   , •
 տ ˗ڸ ӕ̚.    •ۜ ӗ•”  
- , ” , ԝڸ · ,    θ ·..  ” 
ۗҝ...   ” ”̝ ˝ -   •”,  
.  “, ۔-ڸ ԕ,   ԕ•,  ” 
Ӓ  ڕ -  •  •ӝ̚ ԕ˒ • Ӕ,
  . .  Ӟ ӕӷ  Ғ˞ • •ڸ.  Ϛ- 
,   Ғ˞ ԕ˕Ϛ   , ˷   USA. 
 “ • Ҕ? , , ӕ ʔ ԕӗ, ,
ە,      θ,  θ Ӕ ...  
” θ ,  ˕ ӓ ԕ͕̚  θ˞ ӕӔӒ,  
ԕ”ӞΝ  ..
,   , ӕӓ ӓʔ.  ͔ښ ̚, •ڒ 
͕˯,  ˒ ڸҝ ӷ,  ӕ ӗ. ۷ Ϛ
..
  , ...
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All Russians living in the State:

If u do not like & support this country, that get the fuck out to your 
beloved Russian. No one is holding you here. 
I hope 5000 Russian die soon too!! I'll be laughthing

Canadian dide
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     •ӕ...
 Ϛ Ӓ ۓ ۓ ӕ ڸ... ,  ,  ,  ԕ˒...
 Μ,  ʔۜ   ڕ   •Қ. Ú -  œ
 ˔ ž , Ӓӕ˞   ,  ˗,   
     Ϛ ԕ˒.   ’ Ӓӕ, 
 ˔ Ӕ: "Ҹ  ". - •̔ ۗҝ -  Ν
 Ғ Ӓҝ,  Ғ - ...    ԕ˒ -
• "" Ғ-...
  •, •  •ӕӒ -    ˞ ӷ ...
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  ڕ”.
Ӕ, Ӕ-Ӓ˘-Ϛ-,  ˔ ӓ-˷۔ ·
ۘ“  ۷ •, ӕ̚ ڕԚ, ϕ   ,
ےڒӒ  ڕ  ˝  1 ڕ   Ӓ ,
   ˝,  ӓ,   ۓ ˕  ˞ ,
ۗ  ڸ  ӓ,  , “Ӕ̝, ׿, ˒, • 
 θ  — 5-10 Ӓ  , Ԛښ    
׉   ۷ڒ · Ӕӷ̚, ڕҸ    
 ӝ,      200 . ˕  ӝ, ӓ “
ڕڸ “ Ӕ.
Κ ,   ̚.
 “ ˒,   ү ̚ ̔Ӓ, 
ڒ—ڸ ԕ˔ҝ ԕ Ӕ,  ӕӓ  Ӓҝ  ž
ӷ.

 Tzapa
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  " –"
Ϛ  !
ԕӗ  ԕ• 60 Ӓ,  Ҹ  ̝ ԕ•  .
•ښ     ˝, ӕ  ̸ -˷ ڸ 
ڸ,  ےڒ,   ۷ (  ӗ̸) ͕ښ  
ӓӒӕ˞ θӒ  ˜   "Ӕ ̚", 
 ӗ-  ԕ,  Ӕ ӕ̚ ( ) ӕڒ, 
–-     ڸ (  ӷ˔,  
ԕ ԕ”   1985-89 Ӕ,  Ҕ  
˗ ž   "ԕ˓" "Ӕۜ "),   ۓ
ӕ̚, ͒̚  " ӓ •“ "   " ە"
(Ϛ   ̚  ,   θ   
""   ӕ  ,   ""  ۗҝ  Ӓ˞
•Ӓ ˒-ӓ ).  ӓ  ԕ̖ ,
θ  ·ڸҝ    ,  ӓ˷  
·͕·Ӓ -   Μ ӓ ӯ˝  • ¯
   (      ӓ  ̔
 - ۓ ).  ӗ̸ ̝ ˖˝ •˞
ӓӒӕ˞ "  ·Ҹ -    -     
•”",     ˗ҝ  ۓ˞ ˜  ,   
ӓ  Ӕ  ,     ˔.  ӒӔ ”ڒ
Ғ•• -  ӓ -     Ғ••, ӕ 
 ˕ ˘ ԕӓӒ, Ӓ  ԕӗ˞? - Ғ˞ ̚ ˔ڸ 
...    ӝ  •     Ҹ
   ڕ θӓ ڒ...
Ϛ ,  Ӓښ ӓ ү - "Ϸڸ - 
Ϸڸ",  ,  •̗˒ Κ ̯?  ԕ”
ڕ˜ "Ӓ" -  Ҹ   ˖ ڸҝ?  
˓˕Ӓ ӗ˝ ڸҝ  ԕӒ, ӒҸ 
ԕۘ • 5 ە   Κ ˝  ӓ, 
  Ը•̚ ˓ ӕ  CNN  ?    
  ۯ ˗, ӷ Νڸ  ˞  ˔
˝?  , “, Ν,  ښ ԕ  ڸ
ښҝ  ӓ  ۔, θ   
 Ғ ”  ӷΝ?  - • ˔ -
ӷΝڸ  (˞ ˞)  ,  Ϛ    ˜
Қڸҝ?  22 ˜Ν 1941 Ӕ   , ۷Μ ?
Ӕ ( ž  җ · ̝Ϛ)! ԕ͕ ˜ -
ۜ  Ϛۜ  ԕ”  ۓ̚ ΜΝ ӕڸ
 ӕڸ  Ϛ,  ӕ  •  ˕ҝ!  Ғ
ӷ Ν ۗ“ θӒ˝ ˷  .

meteor
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Lenta.ru 17.09 18:27 - ͔.
"  —˞ ’Ӓ Ȕ̚ ž˗  •
"̓-737"  ӷ Ν Ӓ,    ӷ
ڕ۔ –ʷ   θ˖   . ...."
Ӓ˘ ·θ  ڸ .

θ
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 ˔  ˔ڸ  ӗ   ڒ.   “ ڒ˝ 
˔ڸ  ӗ.  ԕ”Ν. θ ˕ە.  ڸҝ 
ӕ ͔  – ۔. ӷ ӕӒ "ڸ
۔¯?" - ԕ   θ  .    Ӓ ӕӯ
ڸҝ,  ڸ Ӕڸ,   ڕ, ڕڝ ۗ “ 
˗ۜ  Ν ښ  ˗ӓ ,  œ ͕ڸ •
 ̚ Ӓ.   ԕ”Ν ·,   ڒӕڸ 
’ӕ̚   ӕӔ.    ڒ  2-  
.    ( Κ  ).  
ӷ̚ ˒۔˞ ’Ӓ.
  ҝ ˞, Ӕ -N, 25000 ... ˗  
 ԕ˝ ڸ ͔ښ Ӕ "θθ ..."   ͕˗,
  ˞ ۷ڸ, ڕ  ,   Ӕ  ӯ˷ ˕ەӒ
ӓ˷  2000 Ӓ,     ے•ӓ  · Ӓ 
җ̚  ԕ’ҝ  ڕۘۜҝ .  ڸ ӷ •
-  4000 Ӓ.
  θ  ӷ̚  ԕӞӔ ҝ˞ ӯ, ӕ ڸ
ӯ.  ӕ˜  Ӟӕ ˜  ...
   99% ے•,   •  ͔ښ  ̔Ȗ. Ӕ
 ˞ ӓ. ԕ ˞, ۔ Μ̚, ˞ ӷ ӓ˷. 
̘,  Ӓ,  .
 ˜  ۜ   ̸  Ӓ, ӕ  
ӓ ӕ,  ’  Ӟ  Μڸ...    “ Μ !

:     Ȕ  Җ˜ Ϸ, Ӕ , ۗ
Ӕ , ۞Ӕ,  ̚ Ϸ   ’ҝ.

̔
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̚ ˝  ԕ”Ӝ Ӓڸҝ    ͒ 
ΓӔ.  ڸ Ȕ -˷ڸ Ν · .

̔ •Ӓ
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Bozhe, skol'ko zhe ublyudkov na svete... !(

Mark
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Po povodu komentaiya 6

Moget tebe  chto  to i dala rosia, no mne net. Krome obcheniya 
so shpanoi i trahaniya grysnih prostitutok mne nechego ne dala.
Tak chto ne chego gant na americu. Sdes pokarine mere sam vibiraech 
kak hochech git.
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  ""..

Ν ž  ښ ••  ӕӒ ͔Ӓ..
   ӕښ ˔   ڕ· ӷ ˞ Ӕ   ϝ
Ӕ •̚ Ӓ  ڸ.. ە ”,   ˯..
 ˜  ˓Ӓ •• ˔  ڕ·  ˓Ӓ  ʔ 
ښ Η˝.
    ҕ” ӓ˞ Μ ӕ  Ҹ ͕
ӓ  ӷ“   Ҹ.
 ͔ښ ʔ ̕ҝ ̚. ӛ  Ӗ˒ Ϛ ˞ 
.
   ˒ڸ  ,  “ θ,  Ғ,   .
ʔ  · Ӕ   ˔Κ.
   ž ӓ Ϛ  •ӕ   ˔Κ. •
ʔ  ˔  Ҹ..
 •  ӓ ӷ ڒڸ  ԕ "ӗ  
ۗҸ?" ӗ ڸ 3- ˕Ӓۜ,  Ϛ ے˗˒  ˞
Ӓ  ҝ .
  Ӓ "ӓӒӕ" ڕ •.
 Ӓӕڸҝ .....   ¯ ӕӗڸ.      
Ӓ  ”θ 6 ڸ.    ͔.  ӗ- ,
ڕ۔ӓ  .

!
P.S.  ͔Ӓ ӕӯ˞    Ӓ.. :(

ӕ۷
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Ϛ Ӕ,  · , ԕ˒  •.
1.  θ˞    ӕ?  - ˓ښ. , ˒
ҒӜ ڕ   ͕, ӓ   ̚     
˞ Ӕ.
2. θ˞     •̖ Ӓ , 
 ڒθ   Ӕ,   ͕ ( 
˔    ۔ӷ), ԕ• Alexander(Alexei)=Alex,
Vladimir=Val.
3.     (,      •) ˞
18-20 ˞ Ӓ, ˷ۘ˞  —, , ˕˞ Ӕ Ϸ
 ޓ   ž ”Ӓ  .   ۞, 
  ˞ ·  "ە" - θ ښ Ӓ. ڸ
θڒ ӓ,  • ӔӔ ԕ  "ە".
4. ۔  ӗ̸ ԕ,    ۔ ڸ · .
 -  ӝ ۯ,   θ  Ӓӕڸ/Ϛڸ
- ( ҒӷӔ Ӓӕ -̓,   җ ·
•̖, ڝ  ڸ ڸҝ  • ڸ, ۗڸҝ
˕ڸ).
 ••  •ڸ! ˕

Soglasen!
Ruski ato sostaynie duchi. Slava bogu u meny ego net! Nenavist i rosism
kotorogo v rossii ne tolko bolche chem v americe no ato chitaut
normalnim yavleniem.
Komu to ato prinosit polsu chto rebyta gibli v Chehcne, Serbii,Avgane,
Vietname?
Mne net. Esli tebya pret patriotism i fanatism(kak u arabov) ato tvoi
problemi.
Atoi strane nugmni bili mi mosgoi chtobi raskitnut imi v pole boya.

t
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  "•ӕ˗" ͔...
 ӒӔ ž ҞӔ˞ ӷ "ӷ—ӒӒ", Ҹ ڸ’
•, ӗ ԕӖ˕Ӓڸ Ӕӓ ӓ  INS (̖
ӕ˓θ): " ’ ҝ ڸ · θ
ڕ,  ӕ̚ •̖ -   -’ ӷ
ۗ θ   ԕθڒ,  ӝ". ӕ,
ӷ.  ·,   25 θ  .   ӒӔ ӗ
˞ "“ӔӒ˝".
 ӒӔ ˞ •̖’. ڸҝ,  “ (ӕ, Ӓ ӓ 
Ӕ•) , ӓ 11-    36-  
 ” ( )  ԕ Μ  NY - 
 ҝ • ·͕·, ӕ ԕ - "̚ Δ̓
ҝ - fuck me!" (  θȘ˞  ӓ-  
   Oh God!),    ̗Ҹ 
ԕӔҸ    ”˝  ˔ ž  .
, –θ  ԕӒ• -  ̚  120 Ӓ θ
 15 ̝ ԕӓ •”.   ̔  ڕ˝ ԕ˒
̚ ҷθӓ ڗ...
җ ͔Ӓ  ӒӔ ە, Ӓ Ӓ  ͒  . . :
’˔, "ӝ̚ ڕښ •" ԕ   ӓ
˝  ” ڕ ̚ Ӓ ( ̚ ӕӒ 
 ӒӒ) - ̚     ”Ν Ҹ 
ӓ  θ̚ TV-.
  ž ž ڸ • - look at yourself!
ڕ  ڒθ ͕ -   Ӕ (Κ •̖)
ӝҝ ڸ ښ  ,    ̔˞(!) ˝.
  ۓ Κ •̖-ڕښ  ,   , 
  - θ. θ ̔Ȗ’  ۷ښ, ښ - ӓ
. • ”-˕–(  “ ˜ ڸ) ԕ˯ ԕڸ
•  (  ̗Ҹ), Ӓӕ: "ښ Κ, ·  
ڸ  ۔,  ̝   ەӔӒڸ ӓ".  -  ,
̔ӕ   Ӓ (Ӟ  ڸ).  - Ӓ,  -
.    - .
,  ,     "—  • ̝ڸ..."
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”̚ Κ Μ.
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  ˝ ԕ •ӕ˗ ͔ښ...
ۗ, Ӕ... :((( ڕ -ڸ  ۘ̚ , 
ӷ˜, - •• ٛ...
œҸ, ۗ ͒̚ ڒ... ˔ҝ, Ӕ   Ϸ...
 . .  . . ... :(    ӷۜҝ ӕӗ̚ ͕ۓ... 
•ӕ   ...
Ӓ—ڒ...
Ӓ ڒ...
Ҹ  •ڸ,   ӯ˷Ҹ.
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•  anekdot.ru ԕӒ  - ښҝ̚ ͔  , 
"•  ո-ӕ ̗Ҹ ҙ θ "-3".
ӗ  ԕ Ғ ˝  ԕ˗̚ ۔ӷڒ."

P.S.   ˞ ڸ  θ̚ ,  ... ,
ڸ ԕ˒,  ” ӕ˕  ˞ -   “ӕ˜?..

Nevkajf
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œҸ,     ""...

 θ ԕӗ Ҝ ˜  ӒӔ ӷ  ո ӕ 
̓ 11 ڝ. ,   ҝ,   ӷ˝ 
Ӓ Νҝ  " •—̚ Ғӗ,   ڸҝ ӓ
 Μ ӓ˷"  "  , ە ԕΝښ"?
 ˒  •,  ո ӕ. ˒  10 ,  ӷ˕Ҹ ڸ θ.
   ԕ ڕ,   ˕Ӓ ԕү”. , ˗
Ӓ—   ʔ -   ,    ˞ ˞ 
Ϛ  ӓ˷.   ,   Ӓҝ •ڝ ž Μ,
ӕ  Ӓ.   ۔ Ӓӕڸ Ԛ̚ ٕ  "ҝ •
ӕ  ӓ˷˞" -  ,    ,   ˔ Μ 
˖, ӕ ӒҸ  ӷ˜,  ے•,  ӓ Κ
ԕ ԕӔҝ  ebay      WTC -  , ˗,
ӗ̸ ӕ  θ,   ӓ ۗڸҝ.    ӷ˕Ҹ
˞˒ڸ Ҝ   "˞ •ӕӒ, ӕ •  
˕ۜ •" - •   ڸ Ӓ   ,   
,   ӓ  ڸҝ.   ԕ  ˗
.     ӕ Κڸ ԕ ·, ӓ˷˞  ٓ
(˜ ӓ).   —.
 - •  ӓ   ž,  ˘  ••.
    ҝ  ͔Ӓ. ˗ ۜ ͔Ӓ
ӷӔ’̚.    “ ӕҝ ڒ ە,   
 ڸ ڒڒ ۞ •.    ԕ, ˒
͔ښ ԕ •ӕ  ڔθۜ ڕ˖,     ۓ
•˝ ͔Ӓ  ۘ˞ ӷ˝, ӷ ,  θ ˞ ڸ,
 ӝҸ ڸҝ  Ӕ  ˞   .
̸ ڕ˒ ,  ͔ښ ԕ •ӕ  Ӓ Ғ •
Ԛ. , ,   Κҝ Ӕ  (͒ ), ԕӗ
• ͔ ԕ "-3".  ·, θ ?  ˞  
ӯ!
• ,  ͔ښ, ӕ œ -˷ Ϛ (ԕ•, "
۷ ۔Ӓڒӕ  Ғ ͕ ӷӒ˝",  "
ڒ  Ӓ•̚   •, •  ڒ̚
۔ ۔ "),  ¯̚ , Ӕҝ , θ , 
Ν   ˞ ӔΝҝ ۷ ԕ .  Ν ̝ Ϛ
¯̚ ( ڕ̚) ͔ ۔ ,  •  ڒ  ښ
Ӓ, •  ԕ  Ց  ӕ 
ԕ” ӕӒ.   ԕ.
 ԕ ,  Ӓӕ,  "•  · ԕθڒ". 
•̖      ͕ۜ ¯˝ Ғ“ ԕθڒ,
   “ Ӓ.   ,  ԕ  ڒ
 ԕ˔ڒ   .  ӓ  •̖’ ԕӒ
ԕ˒ •  Γ, , ӷڒ,  ԕ˒ •
  ӯ˜  Μ  . ,  Ӗ˕
Ԛ ͖ ԕθڒ   ӔӒ ڒڒۜ˞ ڕ. 
,  ”ڒ̚ ӷ ڸ ԕθڒ  ӕӒ
 ڸ θ •’ӕ (ӷ ˗ •, -, 
Ӓӕڸ     ԕӯӓ Ӕ,   •).
  ӗ ۗҸ -. ˷ ,  ӗ. 
, ӕ ӓ ԕڸҝ  ӕ,     ԕ̚
ӕ ("ԕҸ, ڒ,   ӓ"),  ӕ , Ν 
Μ, •˒  ӷ˝,  Κڸҝ,  ڸ: " ”
ڒθ..."

ӕ (•, ո ӕ)
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 ˝ 
   •• ԕ ?    ž  ڸ   CNN 
  “ Ӓӓ ԕ˔ ӕ Ӓ ڕ  ӓ.
  ϝ       ӓ˷     Ӓӕ. 
Ȕ    ڸ Ӕ ϸ  ӓ   ӓ˷ Ӕڒ 
 Ϛ  ž   ӕ Ϛ ½ҝ, Ҹ  ڸҝ ۔.
 ԕ ӕӓ •̖  ˓ ڸ Ӕ  ӕۜ   
 ۓ˞ ڕ ????????????????????????????????????????
-----
 • ښ    ӓ 
 ˔˯  , ӓ   
 ½ҝ       
  ڗ ˓Ӓ ښ   
  Κ ˜ θӓ Ғ 
   ʓҸ ӕ̸ 
Ú   ˔ ے ۷   
   Ϛ
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  ’  ӒӔ •ӕ.
1) •̸, –, ̝ڸ   •• ,   ˒ 
•, ...  ӷΜ -   -    • 
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V komentatii...
Vladislavy, kotoriy pishet anekdoty pro WTC za 17/9/01 nashet anekdota 
nomer 17:
A vot vzyat' by te samiye plasikoviye nozhi, s temi samimi lezviyami 
ot britvy kotoriye tam byli i kotorie snosyat golovy za paru udarov 
(kak stuardessam kotorix nashli uzhe na zemle s pererezannym gorlom), 
i polosnu' tebe po yatsam, chto by v sleduyushiy raz ty dumal pered tem 
kak pisal chto popalo! Oprosy on delal, zhurnalist xrenov! Ya imel takix 
zhuralistov. I ostalnym kto pishet xernyu. Net, ne nado traura i td. 
Ne smeytes' xot'. Sdes' nashet Kurska nikto ne smeyalsya. I naschet 
teraktov vashix tozhe, tak chto imeyte sovest' to SHUT THE FUCK UP. 
Mozhno podumat' chto Rossiya nikogda nichego ploxogo ne delala nikomy! 
Vspomnite kak vsya Eastern Europe stradala pod kommunizmom! A tot zhe 
Afganistan? Kto tam perviy nachal dratsa? Americanzy? NET! Russkiye! 
I nenado pro Vietnam... on tut ne prichem! A vot Afgan Russkiye 
razvoroshili! Tak chto nechego pizdet'. 
Esli zaviduete chto tut luchshe zhivut, to zaviduyte MOLCHA I SKREPYA 
ZYBAMI! I potomy zhivut to luchsche, chto RABOTAUT den' i noch'! A ne 
vodyaru lakaut 24/7! l8rz!

911 Turbo
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ӕθ - ۷  ·  ..
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Ya, k sogaleniuy, ne nashla razdela, gde ostavit' "kommentariy" 
k anekdotam o terrorizme.

Givu v NY. I hochu skazat', chto bi luydi ne obol'shalis' :"Kogda ves' 
mir skorbit, Vi smeetes'!!!" Ya bila chokirovana: v to vremya, kogda 
odni kanali TV krichali o tragedii, po drugim prodolgali idti tupeyshii 
amerikanskie show-seriali s ih "iskrometnim" uymorom...

Govoryat, chto zapah vokrug toy mestosti v nastoyashee vremya govorit 
o strashnom... Okazivaetsya, eto ne produkti,ostavlennie na ulichnih 
lotkah... Moroz po koge ne idet???

A po povodu uymora - mne kagetsya, chem strashnee vremya, tem bolee 
russkiy narod sklonen k uymoru... eto v nas vsegda bilo, ne dumauy, chto 
ves' etot cherniy uymor govorit o nashey gestokoserdechnosti.  Kak 
upominauyt mnogie - mi tak ge smeemsya i nad svoimi tragediyami - dlya 
nas eto svoeobrazniy viplesk emociy. Ya obridalas', smotrya na samoleti , 
vrezuyshiesya v zdaniya, na krushenie.... no nesko'ko anekdotov vizvali 
ulibku i dage smeh. Grashnaya, no bol'shoy vini ya za soboy ne chuvstvuyu - 
ne so zla smeemsya mi, a ot bez'ishodnosti.

Samowar
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K Kommentariyam:

1. Anekdoti prosto ne umnue. Kak eto vam udaetsya pridumuvat' takie glupue 
anekdoti? Mozhet, davno I ne bula v Rossii i zabula chuvstvo yumora 
velikoi i moguchei sovetskoi derzhavi?  Eka beda, samoleti vzorvali, 
ne v Moskve, a v NY. I zdes' proklyatue americantsu zabrali palmu 
pervenstva. Komu, na fik, vzbredet v golovy taranit' Moskvy, pravda? 
Dokazat' ,  chto  Moskva ugroza chelovechstvu? Dlya chego, esli po 
evreeyam  (vklychaya russkix evreev )v Israil strelyaut iz Kalashikov 
do sich por?
2. America kormila arabskich terroristov -- tak zhe kak kormila mnogich 
drugix -- ne terroristov. I kormit. 
3. Vu sozdali sebe umonomrachitelnui obraz Ameriki, v kotorom krome 
Snickers i viski, malo chto vidite i ponimaete. Vse eto sozdano lud'mi, 
kotorue umeeut rabotat', a ne provodyat svoi zhizni v besplodnux rasgovorax 
o poiske sermyazhnoi pravdi. Bruzgaya zlobnoi  slunoi -- okuda zloba 
takaya?!! --  vse toskuete o mirovom velichii...
4. NEW YORK ZHIV!!! OK, NY is alive !!! 
40 nations poteryali svoix grazdan v bezymii etogo dnya.  96 vashix 
buvshix (zapisannux vami udobno i davno vo vragi naroda), a mozhet but' 
i tepereshix sograzhdan.  30 let moei zhizni v Rossii I uchila pro 
patriotism i solidarnost', a uvidela eto tol'ko zdes'.  Belue, chernue, 
zheltue, krasnue -- whi gives a  damn! -- vse ob'edinilis'  v odnoi bede. 
I ne b'em mu nashix arabov  -- ne sochinyaite !  
Mne povezlo, ya zhivu sdes'. Eshe  "snickers" prislat"
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