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19 cڝ 2001
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Ú ӕ ӓ˷˞ Μ. , ”۝ ԕ̖ , Ϛ ۔ ۷Ӓڸ ښ ˞-˷ ە̚ . ښ ۷ۜҝ ӕ ˝, ԕ. 

 
Eto v razdel terrorizm:
Vot vam demokratia i Vot vam svoboda slova...
Odnogo ne ponimau chego vi rot drug drugu zakrivaete?
V Rossie ne vse prinimaut nashu tragediu tak kak mi.  Kto bi ne govoril 
chto eto mirovaya tragedia -- oni ne pravi -- eto nasha tragedia (ya 
americanets).
Dva slova dlia russkih:
Esli b v kreml' vlitel odin Tu 104(ili kak tam) s chechentsem chto bi vi 
s nimi sdelali?
Zachem vinit' Ameriku?  Mi takaya ze super derzava kak i Rossia, u nas 
vsegda budut raznoglasia.  So vremenem, kogda vi zabudite chto takoe SSSR 
i vasha ekonomika uluchshitsa togda raznoglasii ne budet tak mnogo.
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 "•ӕ".

̸ Ҹ ڸ ӓ  ӷӝθ  ,  ,  
ӗ Ӓӕڸҝ.  -...

Ҹ    ••,    ,      
,  ڸ Μ,  .   Ӓӕ ,  
ڸ -   cnn.com  wtc.net ( ̝Ҹ  ۜ
),    Ҹ   ͔Ӓ?
Μ   CNN  ڕ  ˕  ˞ ӕ•Ӓ  ˞ 
ԕ˒ Κ  ˖.  · ԕ,  ۗҸ  
Μ ۓ ڕ, •  ӷ   Η˝?
      ڸ Ӓ, , ••,  
ҝ  ,   ڒ   ·    ... 
ӕθ̚ ,  ڸ, ˗ ˓ ەӔ, •ҝ
˒ • ҒӜ Ӕ?  ,  ˝ θ ˓ 
ӓ,   ž.  Ғ   ԕΝҸ ۔ 
,  ۓڸ œ . Ӕ ڕڸ "•ۜ —"
  ԕ̝ ҒӜ ˒ۜ ͕˜   ˕.

P.S. ˔,   Μ    , θڒ Μ
   ˯,   θ Ӓ˝ ˔ θ
 ˜. Ӕ• ӕӒ - !

Doctor X
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••  ԕ .
 ۷ ,  Μ ˯  ;   ے˗˒ ̓
, ,  ”ڒ, ̸  .   Ӓ , 
••...  Ӕ¯.
•  Μڸ  ӷ̚.     ԕ ڒ.
 ԕ˒ .   : ۘ Μ ,
ۜҝ ˷ Μ (É - ڸ );  ښ
   •̖   .
 ˒ۘ   œ ԕ (  ے• դ)  ͕
• ԕ˕ڸ (    ˔ڸ) •  •Ӓ.
   ˞, ˒ۘ˞  •,  ”ۘ˞ ·  "ԝ
".  • ˒,  ˜   ”Μ,   Ӕ,  
“  ۜ •.  ӓ    θ •ڸ.
 ˜ Μ  ̚  ...  ·  ӷ • ԕ̝:
˜, ,   ” •˝.  "ž" 
•    Ӓ ӓ ӕ  1/6  ۯ.  
   ԕ”.
ԝڸ , ˞    ΜΜ,  . ӷ   , 
  . •˞ ˞,  ˞ •̖’ .
,  ž ڕ,   , •̖’ җ ˒
,  ˞ Ғ̸...  · , ӷ ΜӒ ڸ’
(Γ, ΝӒ, Ϛ, ͕̖’, ̖’, ۷̖’  ̖’)
 ӷθҸ.
   ڸ ...
••...     “ ڸ.  Ҹ    ’, 
–.
 ԕ˒.

•–.
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: ӕ -• ӕ: ӕ Μθ ( )

̸ θ ’̚ Μ ӓ˷˞  θ  ڕ”,  ҕ”
˞   θ •̖... ڸ Ν  ۔ ۞!

ڸҝ  ӓ˷, —- ...

  ԕڸ,  θڒ ͔Ӓ   ӗ̸ ڕ̚ 
 ԕڸ,   Ӕ ӓ •—  ۯ’, 
• ӷښ.
 θڒ ͔Ӓ ˒ҝ ˖• ͖˝ •̖’ 
 ڕ”˜,    ڕ”˝. ڸ, —,  •̖’,
ӕ ͒ Ӗ˒ ˜,   Ӓ ͖˝ •
͒.  •     ԕ˗˝,    Ғ
 ˖.

 •  Ҹ, ӕ  “Ӕ̝ ԕ  Ϛ
•–.
 “  җ ·,   “ θ̚ ەӒ̸ ӓ
 ەӒ̝ ҕ”“ :

If Americans want to build something, we should build a parking lot in
Afghanistan. We need to tell the idiots in the world that if you attack
us, we will bomb you into the stone ages. Even one tiny terrorist
attack, and we should flatten whatever country it came from. And, we
don`t need ground troops... why waste even one more American life? We
have spare nuclear bombs. Now is a good time to use them. If the rest of
the world doesn`t like it, they should stop coddling the terrorists.

Ν ž,    ̓ :

•̖ ” ҕ̝ڸ ٓ  , ˗˒  ˒ 
Ә •ӓ ӕ˝   ڕڸ  θۜ Ә Ν ӝ
Ғ˞ Ӓ (Ҹ ¯ ڸҝ, Ӕ!    ,
   ).   ڝ ԕ̝ڸ ̚ ڕԚ,   
ӝҝ  Ғ Ӗ̚ • ە  ӛ 
•̖ ۔ ˗ڸ ڕ˒ ٓ˞ ̘  ˯ 
Ә •ӓ ӕ˝.

 Ҹ θ ˕   •ӓ ӕ,   ”
•ڸ ӗےڒӒڸ •ӕ.      -˔
گ˷ ϝڸ   ,  “ ӷڒ̚ –ʷ  ž,
ӓ  “Ӕ̝ Ӕ’  •ӕ.

   ¯?   ڸҝ,  ԕ˔ҝ ڸ!

sapiens
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 .     ͔.  Μ.

•.  ¯ - Ҹ ӕӒ!  ӓ   ӕҝ, 
  ӓ   Μڸ  Ғ ”˞ ӷ  —,
Ҹ     ԕ˔̚ ӷ  ͔.  
ӷ˜?

ӕ. ž,  Ԛҝ ڸ  Ӓ—, Қ 
  ˓ښ.   ˓.  • ӓ  ,  
ے•,  ۔. ˒ ͔Ӓ ԕۜ     ӓ, 
 ӕΝ ےڒ •̖’, ڸ   ӕΝ - ڸ
•̖   · ҝ.  ӕΝ , ˞, 
˝ ӷ.    ӕΝ?     . .
˒Ӓӓ ˕ —    Μ ۯ
˞.      ӓ  ӗےڒ˝ ( ϔ
ӷ˕Ӓӓ ڕە  . . ,   ӗ̸ ˕ ӕ ӓښ
•ӕ),   ӗےڒ ԕښ Μ,  ӕ  
θ ӓӒӕڸ, ӷ  ̝ڸ ( ӓӒӕڸ?  - 
˓?),  •  ӓ  ʔҸ. ӓ.    ۔
ӗےڒ , ͕“  •  ے˔.  ̝
θ,   Ҹ  ԕ˔Ϛ •, Ӕ ˗ ۓ
( ӷӒ  15     . .).   ӕ, 
ڸҝ , ԕ  ӕθ ӷڒ ۘڒۜ •Ӕ, ӓ
ڸҝ  ԕ̝.  Ӟӕ, ԕ•. ”Ν, ӕ̝
“ ,  , ӕ ӷ , ۓ ڸ  . .
 ("     ԕ•?" -   ̝?),  ڸ
.    Ν  ӕθ,       θ
ԕڸ.  Ӓӕҝ, ӕӓ ӓ....

ӕ, •̷ە
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 "".
Ӕ, ڕ. . . ڸ,  ڸ.
...
r–!
 ۔  , · ڒӜ !

Cherep
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 ڔ •ӕ () 
Petr  •  Ӟ - 
ӓ ...    ˒?( 7  - • ʔڒ 
ۗ  ˔) .
Ҹ  Ӕ  ͕ • ۔.
˕- ڕ  ̚    ˝...  Ӓ
ӕθ    Ȕ Ӕ, ҝ -  ̸ ԕӞӔ
ȗ...   ӓҸ ڔڸ ҒӜ ̸, ӷ  - ,  
  , ,  ڸ, ԕ    -  - ԕ˗
ەӒ.
 ӗ ԕ ӝ ۯ ӓ...

 ڕ  : ʔ Ӕӓ ˕̔ӓ ӛ, ӓ
Ғ ڕ˗ ԕ”˝ ԕ -   ӝ
˯,  Ӕ Ν ̝ ,   Ӓ ڔڸ   ̸...  
   “Ӕ̝ ,   ڔڸ ̸  ̔˜-   
ڔ?  ڒ - •̚ ԕ...  ӓҸ  ̔˝
ڔڸ ҒӜ ̸  ̝?  ӕӯ ....

 ӷθ -  ӓ  ̝ڸ.  •   ˕ ̸? 
 ˔ •    ӓ?

El Loco
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Ӕθ  ˕Ӓ ӗےڒ.  , Ӕ, , ˝
• Ҹ  •ӕ? -   ̜ “ ӗےڒ˝ 
ӷ,  Μ,  ,  ӕ ڸ Ғ
ښ, ӕ ӗ    Ғ ˔.   ڕ·
ӗےڒ˝  ·,  ۔ ӷ ԕӝΝڸ “ .   ӓ 
• ҝ Ϸ,  Ӓӕ -  ˔  ,  ӓ
  ͒ -  ӗ  ˔   ӗےڒۜ?  ”
җےڒ̚ Μ!  :   ̔, ˷ 
•  Ϸ ˕̔-̸,  Ӓӕ - ̓˗ 
,  - ’,   1000  ˕̔’ ˕ۜ.
 —̝    ˝?  ˖? Ν —Ӓ Ϛ  
ӕ,   Ӕڸ.

    җ̚ ˕ϖ,   ˞ Ȗ,
ӕ  3   ̸   .  Ӕ  
:     • Ϸ˕Ӓ,    ˜ ӓ
 θ  ԕӔҸ. ˝  •·ҚҸ  ӷʔ
•  θ ,     .  ڸ,
•̖  Ϸ˕Ӓ    ”, ӕ ԕӯ
Ҝ     ۷ښ ԕ ە .  ڸҝ,  
ӷ̚ Ғ ̸.

  ”̚ Γ  η̖  ӕ, ӕ ҝ
ښҝ  ž Ӕ  •.

  җ̚ ˕͖ Ӓ” ےږ,  ڕ  ϝ 
90-91 . ӷ    ˗, ӷ ԕ 
˕˞ .

 ے  Μ,  ے˝  ӗΝ ͔Ӓ.

ӕ, •̷ە.

. .  ••  ڕ̸.  ۷   “ ӓ Ӓ,  
Ϛ ,  ҕ”   ӓ Μ?    Ϛ ے˔,  
θ Μ ˒ ҕ” ?
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  ͕ ͔ -  18  10- .

 Ӕ Ӓ   ڸ?   ! ӔΝ,
—!  ڸ ӷڗ - ۔Ӓ ˝,  Ӓ.  ˜
θ ̔˞ ۔ڒ, ˝, —,  ڕ̚
ԕӓ .

ӕڸҝ   •ӕ  ˞ Ӕ, , ,
̔  ˔  ,   θ θ  
Μ.     ̸ -  ڸ.

• Ҝ  ,      ˔ ےϚ
ӕ ͔, ӕ ˜       ˕ҝ.

ӕ, •̷ە
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1.  ڕ ڕ”˝    Ӓӕڸ  , θ Μ ˷
 ˕ ”’,  ӓ  Ӓҝ “.
 Ϛ •   ˞     θ,   ȗ
θ, ӓ    ӓ˷˞.
2.   ,    ͔ښ,  ӷ, ҕ” ˞ ڸ
Ԛ, Κ (ϝ ),  ڸ  , ӕ  Κ.
-,   ԕۜ Ғڸ ͔ښ  ӓ˷˞. -,
͔ښ -  Ԛ ӷӕڸ ӕ   θ ڕ”  Ϛڸ
ԕү” Ԛ  ˔ , Ϛڸ   ۗҸ? ӗ?
  ڸ θ?  ˞ ڸ ڒښ    ԕҚ,   ӗ̸
, ӷ ˞   Μ ӷ—̚ ڸ,  ӗ̸ œҸ,
 ԕ   ۔ ڸ    •ڒ   Ӕ, 
 ˞ ۔ڸ.
3.  ۔ڸ ˞ ͔Ӓ ԕ    ˕:  ӕʔ
,  ʸ  ˖•  ӷ  Ӓ”. •ӕ - ۓӒ
ԕ,   ڸ ,   “ θ ڸ Ҹ
Ӕ. “ ڸ  Ӓ, Ϸ ٓ,  ڸҝ 
Ӓڸ. ,  ˜, θښ  ˞ ̓Ӓ  ڒ
۔ ӷ̚.  ӓ   ۔,   •˝.
4. ˒ ڸ –ە (  ԕ),  , ӓ  
 — ҝ  •, ӓ  ˞ Ӓ ڕ̚
͔ښ,    ,   ӓ ӓ˷˞ Μ.
5. -,   ԕ ڸ, •,  ڸ Μ˝ 
ԕ (ۗ,   ۗښҝ  ˞ ԕ),  ӓ ˯
ӓ Μ ۗҝ — Ӟ  ˜, ӓ ڸ  
 ԕ - ̚,  ڒ Μ ԕ˒Ӕ  ԕ”.
6.   Ғ ,  ԚҸ  Ӓӕڸ  Ҹ Ӕ, 
ӷ̝ڸ “   ۗڸ,     ӓ Ҹ

ӕ
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–    ӓ˞, ͔ښ  ̕ҝ, 
ӕӒ ( ž   ͔) ͕Ӝ, ښ  ۓ ••...
  θ җ     `θ  ڕ ͕
 Μ,    -(-) Ӟ  -(-) ӕӯ, 
ӕ ,  ˔  ˖  ̒˔ ٓ,  —, 
ے  Ӕ,  Μ    ڒθ -
ӓ...
   ?     Ҹ    .

ޕ
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 .
Ҹ  ӕ ̓, ӕ Ӕ•:
"  ӓ θ  Ӕ -   •, ӓ   
͒?   •, ӓ Ϸ Γ (   Ϸ) 
  ԕ˒ ˯  ,  "       ښ"-
   Bay Area, USA
ڕ— -  ӕ - ӷΜ

Petr"

 ڕҝ.   •ҝ,  ...
 e-mail g_onoprienko@hotmail.com ˯, ۷Μ,   ӓ, 
Ӓ ڒ—ڸ  . ”ӗ San Jose.

Grigoriy
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 .  46  10- .

’˔,   ,  ’ (ҝҝ  •,  
 ), ԕ•,  ӷ˝   ӷ˒ҝ,
  Ғڒ  ,    “˕Ӓ ,  θ 
ԕ’ҞӔ ( ԕӗ -  ӕ-).   , 
ӕ ۗ, ’ ˜  ӕ  Ӕ•.
  ’ ԕӔҝ ښ, ԕ˗ , ҝ 4 ͓,
 ۜ  ,  30-ӓӒ θ.

 ӷ, ڸ   ͕  ғۘ,   ” 
 ڕ —• ڸ , ڸ  ͕ ԕ•• ӕ,
 ,  ڕ ,  ,   ԕӝ ۜ 
ڸ,   ˔   Ғ“  ԕ ˓  •-ڕ.
 , •  ӕ  •ӕ ҝ.

ӕ, •̷ە
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:

  . , ӕ    .  - ۓ!! 
  ̝ڸ?!    ,    ͕ ԕϚ ,
  Ϛ ۓ “ӕ˝.  Ӓӕ  Ϛ ԕ • 
  ԕžڸ  . .  ӗ   ԕžڸ.  
 ҝ.  ӗ ڕڸ  .  ӕ˓Ӓ,   ,
ӓӒӕҖ˞, -•̖’,   ȗ Ν. 
ڸҝ??       Ӓθڒ,   
•θ̚ ,  ۞Ӓ  Ν? , ˷.

 ˜.  Ϛθ,  ˔  ӓ ,    - ”ӗ
ӓ...  Ӕ̚  ?   ە,    
̗ҝ.  Ӓ   ,    ”˜ Ӓӕ,
   ۜ ͖˜, ӷҝ Ν ӔӒ   ۓӔ. 
  ̝ ۷”ڸ   ? ,  10% ڔ ˜. 
90% ڔ  • ԕθڒ. ӓ˷ 5000 Ӓ, !
 ӓ  ڸ •θ̚    , 
۔ ,  ڸ ڕθ  900 Ε  , 
ӷڒ̚ •˕Ӓ̚ 119 Ε. ڸ   ˕  ,
 ӓ   ڸ.
, Ӕ.    ˜ ?

P.s. Viktor_ru, otzovis`!. Ja veriu, ty chitaesh` eto.

ABATAPA
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  •ӕ

   ”Μ  Ӕ , ʕ ӕ    WAP 
"•ӕ". ¯.   ˜ ԕθ. ӕӯ,  
ҝ,     ̗θ ӷ˞ҝ.

-3
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 .

“Ӕ̝ Δ̝ ڕ  , ӷ ԕӗڸ ˝ ̚
Μ.
  ,  ڸ, - ڸ –θ̚ ӕϚ  
•ӕ,   ӓ ӕ - ""  anekdot.ru - 
θ̚  ڸ  ӗҝ, θ Ӓ , 
ۘ˞ Μ  ԕ˒˞ҝ  ˯ •Ӓ, 
˞ҝ Ӟڸ ˖,  •˞ “  ڕ•
˖ ˖ ˞ "Ӓ˞".

 ڕ˝ ••  ے. ڸ        ԕθڒ,
ԕӒӕ  ۯ,  ۔   ••,  θ Ӟ
Ӟەڸ,  ӕ  ڕ˖    .
˞ ’  ە,  ˗̚ ӕ˝  .
 ӓ˞ ەӒ,  ӕ “ Ԛҝ , · ”.

 •ڸ!

sergg1
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 !
۔ Ӓ—!
۔ • ۓ  ۓ!
̝ Ҝ ̸ ۗ -    ӓ, “ ·  ¯.
 ԕӷ ̝ڸ ž,  ӓ ӓ˷  , , ԕ
Ϛ -  ·  ˞ .
 ۓ ӕ̚ -  ӓ    ӕ,   ڕ˒  ӓ
 (  ˞ ·  Ӟ ˔  , -   ),   
˔ҝ   Ә       ˕ - "
!".
 ۔  ӓ -        ӗ˖ "ڔ
 ˓ۯ      ӕ",    Κ Μ,  
 ӕҗښ  ښ  җ ˞,    - ” 
  ӓ˷  NY,    ӕ  ͒.

AlexS
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• ԕ̔  ҷ “  1.5  -  ˒Ҹ
ښ.  ӓ  ۷Ҹ  ۜ ۯ    
ҷ’. ڕ  ԕҞӔ:  • ̸  ӷ,  
WTC ӓ ӓ˷ڸ  50.000 Μ,    - 800. 
ҕ˒Ҹ ˗ڒ •ڒ  •    ӕ. •
”Μ  ,  ӷ ˗ڒ •ڒ  5000, . . 
ӕ ̸.  ے•,    Ҕ –θ, ӷ 
•  ӕڸ ӷ,   ڸ ڸ ӷ“
Ӟڸ , ˜ “ ڔҸ.

ӕ .  ԕ •Ӓ.   ۯ.  •
ӗ Ӓ’ڸ,    Ҕڸ  “Ν . ӷ
ԕ •Ӓ  . ۯ    •  
.  ϝ ە  ښ “ • ӷ  20 ښҝ ¯Ӓ
Ν ڕӒ, ̚  •˔ ˒. (  • ӓ  10
Δ)

ӓ  ,  ӕ  ӗ. Ú   ’ 
͔ښ  •ӷ, ڝ  ڕ ڕ  “

ڕ
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  "•ӕ"...

   ˯ · ”ӕښ???!!!  Ӓӕ,  " 
 ڸҝ, . .    ە;     ӓ
 "ە"  Ҹ "....   տ !!! -•
•̝  ӕ ԕҒ  ԕڕ̝ҝ 
ӓ ۷ӓ ...      ٓ   ˞
ӔڒӒ?   ...  ,       ""
˔ڸ Ӕ Ν  ӓ ϕ ’̚...  θ ӝڸҝ ԕӝڸ
ҒӜ ڸ  ڕ, ջ θ ˯ θ "ڸҝ"
 Ғ ...
̸ θ,   ˝ θ   Ғ ...

•
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͔ښ, •ӕښ Ӕ ԕ˒,   ҝ    ͔ښ 
“ θ  Μ ԕ˞, ۓ •  •, ڕڸ 
•  ӕ :)) ۞ 

ޕ
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•ښ  Ӓ ۷ڒ  "ԕ”" ’...

,    ,   Ӟ Ӓ,  Ҹ ... 
15    " ԕ”ۯ,   •".  ԕӗ“, 
 Ҝ  ͕Ӓ ʔ ۞ .  ӷ˞ ӕ ڕ̚
•...  ӓ ̝,  θ ԕ Ӓ, ӷ̚ Ӕ
ԕӔڸ,  ҝ, ¯ ڕڸҝ  ӷڸ.   Ӕ
   Қ Ҹ .  , ӷҸ, •• Ғ
ԕӷϚ, ,  ԕ ԕ˗ ʔ   ,  ԕ
ڝ ӗ•”  ʔۜ Ӓۜ ҒӜ •.  ˕Ҹ.   ۓ
ϸ “ ۯ̖˝ ( ?  ̜.    ڸ)  
͕ ("!  ۷ “ Қ!") ˔  ۗ Ӕ  •
ϸ . , ̝ ,  Ғ  ӞҸ, , , ۔
" ”  ¯θ̚".  ̚  ϸ, ۔ 
, ԕӒ” “ۜ •˗ Ғ˞  ̝,    ڕ,
  ڸҝ. ˕  Μ,  ӯҸ.  ӕӓ 
 Ҹ,     ˒ ·, ӕ  ͕Ӓ,
 Η,   ,  ˕ -  “ . , ے˔’,
 •ڸҝ  ӕ¯ڸ    ,  Қ, ˕, ԕ “
ӓ  ڸ. , θ   Γ  җ˒.

,  Ӟ  ,  ۔   ӕ... ښ, ԕ ˜
 •“Ӓӕ  —,  ʔۘ • ͕Ӓ ˷Ӓ (ڝ ˜ 
,  ӷ Ӓ-) - —θ.   ڕ”˝. ˗
—  ˔ ”  ˕ (   ˗) •ӕӒ,
  ڕڸ ˕Ӓ !   ӯ?   Ցÿդ Ӓ
ڸ û դ???   –  ەӔ?   ,  ӗ
Ғ˞ ҚӒ  ̜ ԕڸ?  . ˗̚ ԕү”“ Ӓӓ
•̖  ڕӓ.  ”ڒ˝  ڕӓ. ’  ӕ̝.

PS. , . ••  ڕʸ.

SGory
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ӷ ̸. θ ӓ˜: ӕ ۔  Ӕ  
Ӟӕ .   ˞ ӕ ˒ ԕ    Ҹ 
Ӓӕڸ ӷ . Ӓ .   ۷ Μӓ,  ۔ ڸҝ 
•ڸ  •. :  .   Ν ӓ ӕڸ 
.  Ҹ ԕڸ ͔ښ Ӕ "˞Ӕ Қ  ..".
:  ڕ·ۜ ˞ ԕڸ.     ͔ښ  ˯ Ӕ "..
   ..".  , •,  ӓ ڸҝ  Ӕӷ̚.
:  - . ڸ ۓ Μ, ۓ .    Ғ ԕ.
Ӓ•,     "˗ ڕ”˝".  Қ "  -
ږ, •, !" җ θڸ  ښ ڕ ۞.
  "ԕ”˞ Ӕ"  ӷ  "Ӓ ҕ žڸ" -
ԕӔ ڕ˖ " ە!".
 -  ̝ڸ - Ӓ ˒,  җ  ӕ̚, -
"•̖’ , • - ".    ԕ "  
ԕθڒ" -   ˔, ӷ Ӕ   ˕ڸ?
 Ӓӕ  ԕ  Ӕ (Μ)  Ғ Ӓ ..
  ΜҸ  ž,  ҝ, ӓ  .   ž, 
, ӓ  œҸ.   Ӓۜ.

Zlobr
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 : 
Ӕ ڕ    .
 ے•,  ښ ¯  ۓ˞ ¯ڸ    ڸҝ  
 ڸ ӗ̸    ڕӒ  ˓  Ә.
ӓ-˷۔, ”ڒ, , 
   ͒ ڝ ڕӗ,
 Ҕ   ە 
Ҟ· ʔ  Ӕӗ.
() . ۷• 
ӒӔ ڸҝ  
ڕ, ڔθ ˷  ,
   ӔӷҸ ,   Ҝ ȗ ˖•  Μ, 
ԕ Ҹ •̚ Ғ ԕ̖.   ӯ˷Ҹ, θ•
:  ’ڸ   ,   Ӓ ڔڸ ̸  
ԕ “ ڸ.
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 •ӕ-:

Sorry  ڕ -   œ ˕˖ ە. Most of
orphografical errors belongs to http://www.cifirica.ru/cifirica.php :-).

1. Ӓ• ӓ  ԕ’ʗ  ˖ ˗ڒ  - 
ڒθ ԕ˔   ˔ ӔӒ-ӓ˗ӓ
˝.  Ҹ̝ڸҝ   ӓۗ -  Ν ӓ  
:-)!

2. ӓ˷˞ ӗ̸ θ... ڒθ θ...  ڸ   —
ڕ:   Ӕ ( Ӓ•   ) ,  
ԕ• 5000 ڝ ˞   •Ӓ  ̚ ԕ˗
ջ      ̸  ښ...  Ӓ• - ڕ 
 ڕ  •Δ ˷ - ڒθ!   y  
ۗ θ Κ ۯ˝?     ڸ θ ˯̸? - 
...

3. ͔ښ  Ӓ — Ԛ (ӷ  N... !!!),  ڸ
θ •̚: ԕ• ԕ ښ   ۷ -
Ҹ ,   •’” !   ۓڸ  ͔ښ
- θ ӕ.   ԕ  •• - ԕ
- ¯’ ڝ̸!

4.  ӒӔ ڕ˝ ӓ •  ˕Ӓ ڕٚ: 
“ ˯ •  Ӕ  ڕ,   ˜
۔”--͕˗ ڕ  ڕ̚, Ӕ͕̚
 ڒθ  ӕӔڸ θۜ ڕ.

5.   ϝ ӕӒӓ • ԕ˒ ޓ ͔ښ ԕ
 o Ӕ!   ’̚ •ڒ  θ!

6.  -ӒӔ  ˒ʗ   - ےθ. θ 
Ӓ˒  – (  ڸ θ̚
•̖,  θ̚ ԕ )  ڕ˒  
͕  Ν ˒˝.   Μ, ӕ ۗ˒ 
Green Card Ҹ   ۓۜ ڕ. ӛ   θ
ӓθ ӷ  ڸ  !

ӓ  ,   ӗ̸ ӓ ˒̚.

θ
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ӓ ͕ۓ ӓ̸,   •ڸ -  • , ”  Ӕ,
   -ԕ˷ ڕ̝ ԕ˗  ”ڒ˝
ԕӯ”“. , ˒ۘ   ,   ̝ڸ  ˞. 
˔  Ғ ˞•’, ˞ӓ  . . ۔   
  ۷Μ,   ӕ Ӓӕڸ θ  ̓,  ӗ
 • .      ͒  ϝ Ӓ 
˕  . . ,   Κ    œҝ  Μ.
θ,    ȗ ӔҸ  ˞,  ڸ
ӕӝ̚.    ԕӕ,   ˒ڝ 
ӕ, ӕ ͕ۓ. Ú  ӕ̚, Ϛ ԕ  
ʔ˝. Ӟ,    ,  ͕ۓ Ӕ ʸ  . 
 ˒   ˕.  ҝ,  ˒ θ ,  θ̚
, ϝ ۷˒.
• -   —  ϚΝ˞ Μ.  ڕ  ӕ
͕ҝ  Ғ˞ ۔  Ӕ.
ڝ •̖ ̚, ڸ.  ڸ ̸ ˔ۘ  —̜ ۔
•ԕ̚  •̖’. , •ӝ,   .  
"θ"     ̗ڸ.   ž ,
•  •.
 ͔ښ. ӓ,  ڸ,  • ۔ҝ  ӷҕڸҝ
 ӗ•” .
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 : Ӕ,    ӒӔҸ, •˒ θ̚ ڕ,
ڕ •  ۓ θ̚ ڕ˖θ̚ Ӗ, ۓ   ӓ 
 “ ڸ ڸҝ? ž -   θ θ Ӗ˝. ž
-  ˗  ښ, ڕ̚  Ӓ—ۜ ˞.
 θӓ ڕ Ӓ ҝ ӓ Ԛ ž. 
, ,    .   ͔ښ ԕ ڕ”˜ 
• -  ӕθ.   ڸҝ, ӷ   
ԕ”θ̚.   θ Μ, ӕ ӕ Ӓӕ: " 
 , ".  -  .

ӕ ӷ
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   •ӕ.
·,   ͕̚  ӕӯ ̜, θ ͔Ӓ  ԕӒ Ӕ
ԕ ԕΝ 1986-.  ӓ ˜ Ӓӕ:  ˝  ڸҝ
  ۜ  -  ˒. ͔ښ Ӕ   Ӝ,  
 ۷.  - •’Ӕ  Ҝ ̸  ڕ̖ ,  
Ӓ•. ž -  ӕθ.    ” - ښ. 
͔ښ      ӯ.

θڕӒ .
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  Ӓ ԕ ,  ˷ ӓҸ ڔڸ •̖ 
,     Ӓ˝ ,  •̖ -
ӷ˕ҝ ٓ Ϸڸ. ӔҸ...  ·Ҹ :"ڔ
Ϛ   , θ  Ҕ, ӷ ̔  Μ" :)

Nick Procopets
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   ӕ, ӕ  ”ۜ:

http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an0109/g010918.html 
” ӓ˷˞ - 96 ˝.
,  • ҝ.



  ښ, Ғӗ ¯!    ˗•  ¯  
œҝ Μ,   ͔ښ.  œҝ   ,  ˕̚
Μ ӓ˷. •, 99%-Ӓ ӕ  ӓ˷  ӗےڒۜ ˞
Ӕ̚  !  œҝ    , ӕ Ӕڒ 
,   , ӕۜ  ԕӒӔ,  ˞ ӷ... ҝ
˔•, ӕ ˔  Ӓ ͒̚ ڒ (ڝ   
 ۔   ڒ  ڒ, . . ,  ۗҸ  Νҝ
ڒ  ڒ˝ ). ,  ښ җ¯,  Μ ӓ ҝ
  ӕ,  ښ   -.  , ԕ•,  ̝ 
Ӓ    ҝ.
 ˜  ! ” ˓Ӓ, ӕ ˯ Ҝ   ,
  Ӕӓ Ӓ, ӕ  ڝ  ȯ ے  
  .  !  ӕ  Ӕ̚  Μ   Ӕ ڕ
˕.  ˞ ڸ θ ΜӒ  ·   Ӕӷ̚. ,  Ӓӕ 
Μ    •,   ۓ ڕ.  Ӕ 
Ӕ’ҝ ΜӒ   , ӕ   ˒. ӝҝ
ڸ ڸ ۗ  ۓ ڕ,  ۔  ҒΝ. Չ  
դ, ӷ!    ̝ڸ ӓ,  Ԛ ӝ ڕښ
Ғ˞ ڕ (  ,   ).
P/s. Ҹ     ۗ  ԕ˕˒ Ӓ ˔  ’. Ν
̝   ̚ ˜!

 •• ۷   . ˷!

̔
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ڕ Ӓ—ڒ,  Νۜ Ϛ .
Ӓ—ڒ,  ҒӜ ӗ•”,   Ӕ - ۔ڒ. 
˗ ,  ӕ ڒۜ ӓ ԕ̚ Κ,
ȗ˒ θ ӓ, ӓ Μ ڕ̝ , ڒۜ 
˒ڸ,  ԕӔڸ ͕Ν Ν,
ەӒ¯˒ҝ ڕ˖θ ӷ Ғ,  Ӓ . 
ӕ ̸ ˒ ڒ Ӓ—ڒ   •
. •  28 Ӓ Ӓ - θ ˝ 
 ښҝ. ҝ,  ӷθ ڸ  ӕ 
ۜ ˜, ӷ  ̚  , ˗ڸ ˒ۜ  
. ӗ ڸ ӓ Μ,  ӕ̚ . 
 ԕ˔ •  ڒ˝.  , ڕ,  
ڸ ӓӛ,  ˒  ӕӯ,  ۔   ,  ӗ? 
˜, ԕθڒ   •ӓ  ӓ  ,  
ڸ ϷӒ ۔ "۔ ", Ӕ͕Ν œ.  θ
•ӕ ҝ,   ۔ ʔ̚ ԕ’ڸҝ  ˖
۔ڒ.       ,    ¯.
,  ڕ· ͕ڸ ͔ښ  •ӕ -  Ϛ •
ڸ,   ۓ,  ڸ  ڸҝ •”
͕  •.

˷•
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ڕ,  ڕ˝ •• ˜  ӷ Ҹ  ӕ 
 –Ӓ Ν ͕ “ .  ˯ۯ  ,  
Ӓ,  ͕  • ԕ    ͕ 
̝   ԕ   • û, ӕ ڒۜ
 ԕ̖ "Ϛ  ԕ,  θ ۜ   
ԕθڒ",    1%  10% ԕ.  Ӓ ӕڸ  Μ,
 Ӓӕ,    • •  ˕.   ... •
•ӕ  ˕ - •.  -  ۷ "˝" Ν,
  —̝ -  ԕӷ ,   - ԕӷϚ Ν,
ӓ  •   Ғ "˕̚" ( ӓ̚ )
˝...  ”   θ    ԕ -   տ  
•Ҹ.    ̚ Δښ ·,  ·  ۜ ̚
̘  ’ۯ,  ˞   ʗ ۷˒ ˒˕۝  , 
  ԚҸ ˞ (Δ) ۷ڸ.      (ڝ 
’,  ” ͕ښ – )     ԕ 
. ” ڸ ښҝ Μ - ԕ    
 ۔. ӛ Ӕ ԕ˒ҝ  -• · , 
-, ˔, ӗ̸ θ Ғ "Ә".
• ӷ     ̕ҝ  Ҹ  ӕ
"ӕ"  ӓ˷˞   Μ  ӷ  ˞ Ғ̸ 
Ӓ, ڝ  ”  :
-  Ӓ  ˖• ͕ۗ “.
-    ڒθ ӕ,  ӓ     
  ,       Ҹ  (ԕ  ےڒ
  ӕ)
-  ԕ” ˜  Ӕ  Ϛ ڕ۔̚   ҙ·Ҹ 
  ӕӯ ̸ (   ۔˒ΝҸ   Ӕ ԕ͕̚ ̸ 
   ̓  , Ϛ    Ӓښ).

 ӗ̸ ӗےڒۜ ڕ˜ ••  ,   ˗ ҝ
 ۯ˝    ԕ” Ӓ ҒӷӔ
(͕˗) ڸҝ.
 ,  “ ۓ  "Ϛ ӓӒӕҸ...  ӷ θ ڸ 
۔" -  ғ˜   ˯ .

  Ӕ • ÉՋ ÿ - "    Ӓ̚
Μ  " (  ˜  -  Ӓӕ  Ғ̸,   Ҹ
˕ ۗ).  Ϛ •̚.

Meet Joe Black
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.  ԕӕ˕Ӓ   Ӓ ̚ ԕ”ڸҝ 
ӕ  •ӕ.

. 18.09.2001,  14:51:24.    ˕ 
“Ӕ̝ ,  Ӓ "ԕ”ڸҝ  ԕ˔  ӕ ۯ
 “ ӷθ ˖,  Ν ӕ  •ӕ",
•” FP. " ԕӕ˕Ӓ “Ӕ̝   ,  Ϛ Ӓ
ԕ”ڸ  ˞ ӕ   ,    
Ӓ ڸ ڸ ʔӔӓ θ, θ ӕӓ -
̗ڸ  •ӕ ԕ˒ ʔ˞ ˖", -  
˔•.
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 ˝  •.
“Ӕ̝ ԕӗ ”  ’,  θ  
ԕӗ •.  ,  ҝ   
,  , ӒҸ  ˞ : 
1. , Ӓӕ 
,  ڸҝ  ԕү” θ Νڸҝ ڕӓ  
“ӕ: ž,    ҝ ͕ ,  ž,  ˒  •.
•ۜ “ӕ˜,  , ڕ˒ڸ  Ϛ. ە 
•۷”ڸ, ښ ˞  ڗ˒ Ӓӕ ӷ ˞ ڒ
̖. ӕ    ̝̚ ԕ˗  Ғ
”Ӓθڒ.   ԕ˔•˒Ҹ ԕ  ڸ  Ғ ͒˕,
    ӗ̸ ԕ˝,   Ҹ  ڕ”  
ڕ̖.
2. !  ʔڸ ӷ˒. ӗ Ϛ ҝ?   
¯.  ڕ”˝? .  Չ ͔ښ ¯̚? .  
 Ԛڸҝ Ҕ•˒ڸ Κ  •’Ӕڸ ž  θ, ӷ 
 ے˔ ӓ ڕ˝? Ú , Ϸ  ˖•, ӷ ڸ
—θ ˖, Ҹ ڕ? Ú ”   ˘   ӷӒ, 
ԕӔ ڸ  ڸ.   ڕ  ڕ”˝,  ӕӯ, 
   ӓ,  θ ڸҝ   ԕүڒ.
ӓ, ڸ ӗ̸ ۷ .   Ҹ  .  ۗ 
— θ˞  ӷ  Ӕ   .   ڕە
(ž,  ӷ •˒),    ͔Ӓ.
3.  ͔ښ, ӕ  ӕ ӷʔҝ, •̚  ۷
"•ӕ".  ԕӗڸ  θ  ڔθ Қ.  ̕ҝ
 ͔ښ,   •žӔ  ˞.   ,  
Ӕҝ ڸ  ,  •˒  ڕ˞?  
˖•˝,   ˞ Ӓ.    ͔Ӓ, 
۷ •ӕ,     ͕˗.  ۗҝ -
˔ Ӟ.    ž     ۷  ڸ
͕˗ڸ  ,   -  Ӟ (  ۷ -
 Ν ͕Ӓ).  ̕ҝ -  Ӕ.
 җ,   Ҕ •. Ν ͔Ӓ ” ڔθ
Қ.  ӓ, ••    ӷ ӷ
, ڝ  “ θ ۓ.    ҒӷӔ Ӓ?

ӕ
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 ˝...

ڝ “ θ Ӓ  •Ӓ  ո-ӕ  ̓ 
 Ν   ͖ •- "eBay" ӝҸ
̚ ӷ˝  ԕӔ ٕӒ  Ӓ ۯ̚
·͕·Ӓ ˕ӓ ӕӒӓ ڕ  Ӓʔӓ ˝
.

 ’....

eBay
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   ͔   •ӕ  !!!

ڒ Ben Putin 

< “  Ӕ  . θ  “ • , 
<
<   .   ԕ ͔ښ, ҝ   Μ ˝,
<θ   ̚.
<   •̖’ θ   Ӓ. :  .
 

 

 
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   . Γ . Ҹ  Ӕ ӓӒӕ:
ӓ  ڸ —“ -  ·, , ۔ .
Ӟ, ڸ —“  "" ,  "ӝ"...

.. : Ӓӕ  Ӕ ڕ۔ ڝ ˕Ϛ:

"...    ҕ” ̞  ̸ ӕ...
̒˕  Ӓ ӕӒ ڕӒ, ӷϚ ӷ, ە˝,
̒˖   (!!!),  ԕӒ  ԕ”
ϝ..."
 ӓ ڸ....

 

 

 

 
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 .  θ  ӷ˒ڸ ۓ ۓ ?   
ԕ˖Ҹ   •? -•,    ˝
-•–?   ҷӔ  “ ˕,   ˞ ˜
͕˝,   • - θ ˞ ·  . 
 ˗ θ˞ •̖’,       Ӕӕ
•̚ Κ.
    ڔڸ  -ڸ  œ,   ԕ•
 —ڒ.    “˕Ӓ  
,  ԕ ڸ. ӓ, ˝, ԕڸ,
ӕԖ˝   Ҝ.  ڕ,  ˜, ӓ  ۔
,   ԕӗ  ”( ڕ)ӒӔ,  
ӕ ’ڕښ,  Μ  ˞ Ϛ "˝".
,"ےϚ" ·Κ,  Ғ  ۗ, ԕʔ,  ˯
ڸ.

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•,  ˝ ԕ • Ҝ? ڝ  -
͔...
, Ϸ˕Ӓ̚ û  θ •̖.   ջ
Ћ,  • Ӓ• ӕ    ӷ
θ. ӷ ˞. ʔڸ  ’” ӓ? Ϸڸ
    ? ̓ ۯ ί·̚ ӷ ,
 ڸ    •̖’  ۗ - ӗ? ۗҝ, 
 •ӕӕښ ӕ ˜ θ  -  ӷ ۗ
ӕ ӗ˝? ̚ ”   ˗  ¯.
    - ̔˕  ˒ ̔ ۷ ̔ښ,
ԕϸ•-ڕ Ν ۷ ̔ښ ۔,  ͒ - 
θ. ӓ  Ӓڸҝ  ӓ Ӕڸ .

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” • ӷ̝ڸ .  “  . . .
 ے˔ -   ӕӯ!

p.s.  ۗ    “ ڔ.

GREG 

 

 

 
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ջ. ӷ: 14:35 θ, ԕ˒    , ۜҝ
 ,  ˞  ԕ    ӕښ.

 ۔! :)

GREG 

 

 

 
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̝  θ Ӕ ˜ ۔˒Ν.   ̝. •̖ Ԛ,
ӷӒ̚, •—̚, ۜ ڔӓ.  ԕ˔- ˔, ۞
Ӓ Ғڸ  .  Ϛ ӷӕ ͕ۗ ž.  ӷ ۞Ӓ
˝.
θ    20  ̸ ԕӔθڸ ? ӗ Ϛ ( 
) ˒  ˘?  ԕθڒ Ν ӷӗ˒ڸ Ғ
ӕӔ  Κ ̚?  ԕ  ”˖, Ӗ-˘ڸ  ӷ
Η.
  ˯  ̖ ӓ    ͒ (•) Ӕ
  20.    ԕ˞Ӕҝ ڸ  •Ӓ–,  ,
ӓӕ.  , ӯ Ӕ,  Ϛ ۞Ӓ ˝, θ
“  Ӓ  ەӒ̜    ԕ˝˝. ۓӗ
Ըڒ Ӟ -ӓӒ ۔.
 •    ӷ θ Μ  Ԛښ,  ˒ ΓӔ 
͒,   Ȗ˜  җ,   ڸ ӷ˒̚.

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02:37   •˞ Ӓ ҝ ԕ˒ӓ, ښ
 ӕ.  ԕښ •̖ ¯ ڸ ·  ̚
•Ӓ.

É,   !  դ û  û
ջ Չ  !

GREG 

 

 

 
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  •ӕ ():

ӯ ӓ ,  ښ, ԕ˒   ӕ    
̝ Ҹ  ӓ:   Μ ԕθ,   
. ӷ ԕӯ  É,    .  ̖ ̖Ӓ 
•  .
, —, Ӓ,   ԕθڒ  .
θ, , ӓ ڒӝ ӗ (   · , Қ?) ҔӞ 
•” ӓ-˷۔ Ӓ  ,  ڒӝ  ۔ •
Ӓ  ۷, ,  ̝  ͔Ӓ, 
ӷθ ”   –.  "•ڸ ӔӒ-Ӓ" 
"Ӓ˝   ӕ",  ,  •  ͔Ӓ
Ӕӷ̚. -•, Қ  Ӓ-  • Ӓ ҝ ڸ,  
ڸ   Ӕ,    -.  -ӕ, θ 
,  ԕȔ   ,  - .

P.S.   ԕ ͕ڸ /۷˕ڸ ͔ښ/ ڸ 
  ڸ ϸ , ԕ... -Ӓ—... 
͔Ӓ  Ӕ ̸,   ڸ “   Ӓ, θ Ӓ
ӗڒ˝  ӷӒ˝...  .   ˜  Ӕҝ Κ 
͕ڸ! θ  ڕ ԕӞӔ,  ӷ θ  •-ӕ
̸.    ͔ښ//Ν,  , ڸ ...  
ӗ̸ Ӟ...  ӝ    ʔ - ۓ /տ/ջ
˒...

 ے, . 

 

 

 
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  •ӕ.

 ӯ  ”Ν   •Ӓ  •,    ڕڸ
 Μ    ӒӔ.  җ  •• ԕθ Ҕ
 ۷Ӓ    ԕ. ˷  ۷Ӓ θ
ӕ ˝   л ׳ É տ ,  
 ӒҸ  Ӓӕ  ԕθ Ҕ   ӓ,  ԝڸ
˷  ڸ •   ¯   ˕,  Ϛ
̚    ۷Μ.  ڕ   •  ԕθ
Ҕ, ڝ  ӓ˷˞,  ӓ —̖     Ϛ
˞   Ϸ,  ϗ ž ӕ  Ϛ ۯ ˞ ԕ, ӓ
Ϸ ޓ˜, ԕ͕Ҹ    ӷ η̖’ ҝ
ښҝ , ”    ԕ Ϸ ˷ ˕̚ Μ.
œ ڸ  ӓ ү ’  , ԕ˒ۜ Ϸ.  
  ӕ ԕ •ڒ •Ӓ, ԕ   Ӓ · ԕ
•ڒ η̖’ ӕ  ”ڒ   ˕ۜ ”˜.
• Ғ ڒ˝ ԕ ԕ  ۓ  ̚.
   Ӓӕ ӓ ӷ  ڕ  ԕӘ,    
 ̚  Ϛ?
  •Ҹ  •ӕ,   Ϛ  ȗ  θ 
”ڒ  ү ӕӝ  •ӕӒ  
 Ν ӕ  ,  •ӕӒ  η.    
¯   ڕ۔˗  ԕ̚ ԕθڒ ڕ ’ 
  ̔ ۯӒ ڕ•۝ ˞  ӕ.  • ӗҝ ҝ
θ  ӷ ¯ڸ ۔ ۓ˞ ڕ ˞ ˞ ӔӒ,   
   ӓ ԕ.   •ӕ  ӕڸҝ, •ӕ 
̸,  ӷ ӷ”ڸ ̸  ڸ    .  
Ӓӕ ԕ θ     •ӕښ,  ӓҸ  , 
ڸ θ̚ —˝,   ӝҸ  - ˝ Ӕڒ
 ˕ ,  - ӓ  ˞ Γ Ӕ ӷۗ  ԕ˗ Ϛ
, ’ ˝  ү,  • ӓ  ʔ  •
"̗Ҹ"  —“  ڸ, ͕  ’ڸ, Ӓ 
  .  — ӕ̸ ԕӷϚ   ۓ  Ӟ 
ԕӷ ˕̔,   θ ˖  Ӝ  
ӷۗ̚ ү Ν ̚  .
•ӕ ӕڸ   ˕  ӷ̚  ۓ̚, ӓ
Ӕ  ˕Ӓڸ,  ۓ ˕ڸ  Ӕ, ”  ͕ 
˗ ž •  ӓ ҝ   ˞ 
  ӯ˜  ۓ ڕ.

P.S.  ԕ˒ •ӕ,  œ  •ڒ,    •ӕӒ
 ˗ڸ,  ˗   Ӕ,  ӕڸҝ  ԕ˗ 
  ”ڒ.

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 ˝ ( ).
   (    —,  , ...):
" ۞ ӕ˞ Ӓ ...
...   Չ!"
     ӓ ӓҝҝ...
 ӕڸ...

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˝ ˔ڸ,  θ ӕ˞ Μ   ͔̚ ښ,
ԕ˝. ˖•, Ν.  Ν ž ˔Ӓ, ӕ ے•,  •
ӓ  Ғ•Ҹ ԕ˒” Ӕ, Μ ӗ̚ ԕ•,  •
 ̝  WMMS,  •”’ڸ ̜  •ۜ  Ӓ
Ӓ We live in russian submarine  . . , ԕ  Ҹ
   ·˞ҝ Μ.    ӗ ̜,  
̝ ڒӕҸ  ž .   ˔ Ҹ  ʕ Ғ
  ,  ˜ ۔.

 

 

 

 
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ԕ ӕ -ž Ғ. •̚ ӕ-ԕ˒ڒۜ.
ԕ , ӷ˒, 95% ͔Ӓ ԕ •  ڝ˒  ӕ.
  ӗ̚  Ϛ Μθ ӕڒ .
-, • ӓ, ۗ, • ”ڒ.  ӕӯ.
  ԕ˝, ” ”  ( ӓӒӕ).   ԕȖ
θ Ӕ ͕ӓ ۞ ӓ ڝ ”.
Ӓ  ϚΝ, ӒӒڸ .  ӕӯ  ӷ˔,  
 ˜   ӷ . ۜ ӓ-۷˒ Қ  .
 ̚  ԕ”Νڸ ӕ  .

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Vot vam kommentarii na kommentarii.....
Izvinite chto net Russkogo shrifta, i za orfograficheskie oshibki, 
vse-taki 13 let nazad syuda priexal, v odinnadcatiletnem vozraste.
Prostite konechno, no zadolbalo eto ponyatie, mbI... vbI...  MbI zdes' 
v Amerike, vbI tam v Rossii...  BbIdlo est' vezde.  Est' te lyudi 
kotorbIe syuda priezzhayut i otrekayutsya ot vsego Russkogo, i yazbIka, 
i kul'turbI.  A est' te kotorbIe prekrasno pomnyat otkuda oni, prekrasno 
znayut chto proisxodit v Rossii, i ne mogli naiti sebe mesta kogda 
zatonul Kursk, i chitayut novosti, izvinite, vse chto est, pro vzrbIvbI 
v Moskve i v Pitere, i pro Chechnyu.  Da, ya vbIros v Amerike, i ya 
lyublyu etu stranu, ochen' mnogie ee lyubyat, no ya tozhe lyublyu Rossiyu, 
i mne ne po xyu kogda tam chto-to proisxodit.  Govorit' mozhno vse chto 
ugodno, i skol'ko ugodno...  A pro eto govno mbI i vbI, zabudte.  VbI 
smeetes' nad Amerikoi, mol kozlbI, vsya zhizn' proxodit na fone CNN, 
ne zabbIvaite skol'ko let etoi strane, eto ne Rossiya, zdes' net takoi 
kul'turbI, zdes' drugie ponyatiya.  Da, zdes' vse na babkax, i vse 
lyubyat posmotret' novosti, i posmeyatsya i posochuvstvovat' ili 
vozmutitsya ni xrena ne znaya.  Eto molodaya strana, u kotoroi mnogo 
babok, i mnogo silbI, i kak vsegda v politike, sila ispol'zuetsya dlya 
ploxix i xoroshix celei.  No ne smeshivaite ee s govnom pozhaluista, 
a tem bolee nas.  Mnogie iz Nas ezdyat obratno v Rossiyu, ne otorvatsya, 
i ne pogulyat', a potomu-chto eto nasha rodina.
Da, a Amerika nasha vtoraya rodina -- nu i chto?  teper' nado vsex 
s govnom smeshat'?
Politika vsegda ostanetsya politikoi Russkaya ona ili Amerikanskaya.
Tak chto pishite svoi anekdotbI pro NYC pishite dal'she, tol'ko vot 
pochemu-to chitat' ix ne ochen'-to xochetsya, da i pro Kursk ne xotelos' 
i ne chitalos'.
I zapomnite, mbI... vbI... , eto vse parasha, Russkaya dusha ostaetsya 
Russkoi, ne imeet znacheniya v kakoi strane.

Izvinite za nenormativnuyu leksiku.

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θ!    Ӕ -  ӷҚ  ڕ۷ :))

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IZVINITE ZA SHRIFT. 
Pochitala vashi mysli, ljudi, i ponjala: ESLI TAM V ROSSII VSE TAKIE, 
TO KAKOE SCHAST'E, CHTO JA TAM UZHE NE ZHIVU. Kuda tam "tupogolovoj 
Amerike" do vas, rebjata(tem bolee, chto ona-zhe pomogaet vam-rossijanam 
i den'gami i produktami). I ne ubegala ja, kak "krysa", a vynudili takie 
kak vy uexat' s malyshem na rukax-slava bogu, chto vynudili...I perestan'te 
vy xajat' Ameriku-i Rossija daleeeeko nebezgreshna.  A vot pochemu zdes' 
stol'ko russkix i ukrainze...sideli by v svoix "osvobodivshixsja ot 
evreev" stranax i sosali by lapu tam..ili dali by evrejam spokojno 
rabotat'. Sjuda-to chego lezt', a?

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, ’Μ˝ ӓ ۗڸҝ θ   ڕ ().  
 ͕Ӓ ڸ  Μ, ӕ ԕ œ ڸ  
ښ ·  "2 ̚  ϸ" (. ).    ۷ӓ 
Ә̚  ڝҸ    ̚   : , ӕȖ,
ϖ  . . θ ̖ Ν  ӕӯ. —, 
˔Ӓڸ ӓ. Ҹ ԕӖ ˕  .  Ӓښ!
Ӕ̝     • ӷڒ •,  ̚ (•, 
) ϚҸ,  Ҹ , ӕ ӓ ڸ θ Ӕ
.   - ԕ˯ – (1953-1991).    
Ӟڸ  •̚  ̚ Μ, ӕ ӓ Ӕ̝ڸ  
 ڕ  ҕθ ӕθ̚ ەӒ̸  ˕.   
 Ӓ˝, ӷ  ž     ڕ̚, ӕ  
˔, ӕ,  ˗  , ӓ ے˔ڸ  ˞ Μ
œ˞ ڸ (—  θ  USA).  ž  ,  
ԕ   ڸ. , Ν,  ˔   Ӕ ԕ˯  Ӓ.
 ԕ  Չ׉ !!!. Ӕ, Ν!...  ӕ!
! •  ͕ڸ! !  Ҹ?  •, 
˗  ͕ҝ.  ӕ,  • ͕ҝ,  •
Ҹ  ȯ !   ۓ ̚  ڕ̚ 
ӕϝ, Ә̚  .     (Ӕ)  ԕڸ
ښ̜,     Μ Қ Ғ ښ  ʔ  ,
  Ӗ̝ ,     - ,  ԕ˯Μ .  ӷ
  ӕϝ“.   . θ ԕҸ  ӝ
ӷڒ, ӕڒۜ  ӒӔ  ڕ”: ջ, 
    , ׳   տ տ   տ 
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 .

eva :
" 100 ۔Ӓ ے•,    ȗ ӕڒ  ˒ ښ
 - ԕ ۔, ӕ ڝ ڸҝ  • ( ڸ
 ),   ˞ ˯ .        ӝ
ڸ  ԕ˗ ۘڒӒ ·  Ғ ϸ."

 ʸ.
   ˒  ښ,   ӓ ˒˞ Ӕ•˒.  
 җ,  ӓ˷ ۗ Μ ڕ̚.  ۷ ˔  ,
 ˗,  ҕ” ӓ˷˞  Μ, ү Ғ ˝
˕  ̸ ”,  ,  ˞ ڒ  ӓ˷.
 ڝ   ښ ӗ̸ ӕӯ,    ̝ ԕ˓. ԕ
   ڕ.  ښ ӕ .   ۗ.

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:

 ̝ ҝ Ӕ,  ӕ ʔ  ӗ̸ Μ
• (?)

 -θ ʕڸ Μ?   Quake ;%ڸ   • ڸ
 4 ڕ? "•Қ" ڸ?   ڸ? ՉՑ - Չ,  Ν
ӕΚ •Ӓ,   Ν ӕ ˞ ڕӒ.

,  • θ.     ӓ  ӓ
ӝҝ Ϛ  ӕ  ۓ ۔ڒ Ӕ ٓ 
žӒ.  ջ  ӷ̚   ҷ ˕ .
(ӕ •  80-,  ž̝ -    ,  300
ӕ   ӕ)

 ӗےڒӒ •ڒ ڕ”  ˞ ϸ -  ˷.
 -  ˕ ˔    ˒ ,   ӷ̚
Ӓ̚  ϝ ԕӯ Ӕ ̚. ˝  ˝,  
  ԕӖڸ -  θ ۷Μ ϕ, “   
(җ ۷ΜӒ).

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  ’  •ӕ۪.

Ӕ!

  Ӓӕ ӕ   ̚ Ҹ ˜,   
Ҹ   ڒڸ ,  “Ӕ  ӒӔ .   
ӒӕҸ,    Չ ի. ˗    
ӷӒ˝   θ    ڕ”  ͕˝ 
•ӕϪ. , ڒڒ,  ,  ڕӕ Ν
Μ ԕԝڒ Ҹ ڸҝ, Νҝ ˗ ̚, 
• Ӓ.  ˝ ͔Ӓ ԕ •ӕ  ’ 
  ڔθۜ ۷,   ˜,  ԕ, -•, 
Ν ӓڸ  ˞ ž,   ӗ   ڸҝ,  -ӕ,
Ν ԕ˒—˝ “ ˝  ˓  ڕ”.   ӓ
۷”ڸҝ , ”   ۔Ҹ,    ԕ’ҝ 
Ғӷ̚ ӕ Ν ˝ ӷ“, ڸ  ӓ, ˝ 
ӒӔ ڕٚ  •ӕ ӷ.   - ӓ ۓ ••
 ە.

 ,  ڕ·  ڕӕ ԕ͕˝ , ӗҝ ڸ
Ӕ ˜. ڒ ە  ڕ˗ ҕ”ڒ̚ ӷ
ڒڒ ԕ̖ ҒӷӔ Ӓ,  ӕۜ , Ӕ,   
ӕҸ   Ӕ!   ڕ·Ӓ˝ ˯   Ӕ•˒, 
 Ϛ ӒӒȪ ¯θ-ԕθ̚  ˜
ҝ  , ڕ    ԕ  ͕˜  ڸ.
ӷ  ҝ ž,  Қ Ғ ԕښ  
͕˗   ҒӷӔȪ.

  (    ӷڸ ˝) ӷ Ӕ ˜.
Ӓ, ڸҝ  ڕ” - ž (  ,   
ڸҝ   -   !).  ӔΝ ڸ
͔Ӓ  ˓  û ڕ” .  Ӕ  ,
 ԕ̖ ڒ˝ ە   ԕ’ “  
ӷڒ • ( ӓ˝   )!    ˗ 
 ڸ   • ˗“ ӷ“,  Ӕ  , 
Μ, ӕ ˯  •ڸ, ӓ ڸ  ”, “,
-  –!  ڸ ԕ”Ν ӷڒ,  ӕ 
  ڸ ӕӓ  · җ!  ˗ ˞ Μ 
Ӕӷ ԕ̖ Νҝ  ӷ ,  Ԛ
’ڸҝ   Ν  ,  ڕڸ! ,  ӷ-, 
Ԛ Ғڸ Ҝ   ڕӕ,  ,    
 ˖.   , ,  , ӕ  · Ν
ڸҝ  Ց , ڕ    “ӔӒ, 
 ”  ž,    “ ԕ̝ (, , ҝ 
ž   ̚ ӷ ˕).  ,  ڕ”˝ 
“˒̚ Ӗ -  ڕ”˝ !   Ԛښڸ ԕ
( • ԕ  ˖),   ۔ڸ ӕӒ ͔Ӓ
•̝ ӕ ž,  ԕӒ  ۜ ͖˜.

” Ҹ  ڸ  Ӓ ۪, ڸ   ˗
 •• ( ӕ ,  ˜,  ).  ҝ  ,
ےϚ –,   • (۔  Ӓ• ˔
ڕ·ӓ  ,  ԕڒӕ  ̸) ӷڸ 
••  •—̚  ̖  ӓ   Ӓӕ  
ӷڒ   ۞ Ӓ   ,  ӕ  “
ԕ? ʔ  ڸ ۓ, ԕӗ ˞   ԕ”
ӓ˗ӓ ԕ˒ӕ—˝,  ԕ” ڸ !

 ”: ˷ - ••,    , ڕ  Ҝ 
,   ͔,    •θ̚ ,  •
•  ԕ”Ν Μ տ ڸ ڸҝ.

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: ە    -   .
  ԕӒ• ӕӓ Ҕڸ ӷӔ!
  {PRE}ӕ˕Ӓӓ  (  ӕ˕Ӓ  “
۔    “ ӕ)  •  HTML-, 
 Ҕ  http://kulichki.rambler.ru/jed
( ͔Ӓ ԕ WTC  ,   ˞   ˞ ).

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    ӓ ڸ... Ν-   
www.cell.fatal.ru/count ڕ˗,   ¯.   ڸҝ
 •...   ԕ• ,  ڸҝ ˜ .  ˞ ˜
Ӓ ۗ ·ӯ͕Ӓ Ҹ...

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.... θ • ˖ ӓ ڸ ۷˸ 6000-7000 ښҝ 
Ә 4- •ӗ̚ .  ӕ  ,  ” ڜ
  911  ͕˗   . ӯ ԕӯ˝,   
85-100 ʕӒ? ˔  ڕ?     
• –.  ҝ  ٕ!!!!!!6000 Ӓ!!
”   Μ  ڕ Ӓ - Ԛҝ 
ڸ   Ә •ӗӓ !!!!!!!!  ,  ڕ
ӕθ̚ Μ,  •θ. •̖   Μ. ӓ 
Ӓ ڒ  Ӟ˝,  Ӓӕ   
ӷ Չӷ.  —   ž   ·͕·,   ž
͕, ӕ  Ӕ ۓ ׻դ Ց  ڸ ҝ 
  ,   Ғ   ۷. Dixi

Che 

 

 

 
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THIS IS THE BEST!!! nu 69 is the Number 1.!!!!!
˝ -     ӕ Ҹ. ˔  · 
ӷ ۞, ¯ ے ” Ȗ  ۷Ϛ Ӕ
Ӕӗ ʔ ԕ Ғ ˗. θ   Ϛ˝ 
Κ̚,  ̚  •̚.     ڸ,  
ӗ̸    ӒΜ. ڸ ۗ ˔  ۞  
anekdot.ru

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Xochy priznat'sya - chital anekdoti pro nashy tragediu (sam zhivy v NY) 
BEZ OTVRASCHENIYA - Prosto xotelos' znat' kakim obrazom ludi xotyat 
ydarit' po chyvstvam vsex NewYorkerov... Dva anekdota tak pronyali menya 
chto Ya chyt'-chyt' ne zaplakal... RAZVE ETO TSEL' ANEKDOTOV???????????? 
Ya dumal oni smeshit' dolzhni... 

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 •ӕ.

Alex:
>Ν ž  Ӓӕ  Ϛ    ۔ (Ҝ) ž,
>  ڸ Ӕۜ ڕ   ͕,  • .
>,  ԕ•  ,  ’,      ӕ
>, •  ͒˕ ,  ӕ   Ғ θ (
> 10 ).   , ˕˗ .

    Ғ   ӕ      θ • 
͒˕ ,   Ӟ.
 Ԛڸҝ ԕڸ ڒ ڕ Ғ ˗
ԕҞʔ.

www.anekdot.ru  , ӛ θ   - Ҕڸ ˗“
θ θ ̚  ۯ̚.

www.anekdot.ru - ̒•̖˝ ͕, ڕ  !

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  ӗڒۜ  ԕӗ ۷Μ, ӕ Ԛҝ ڸ 
Μ:  տ .  Ғ—, ·  ̓,
  Ϸ.      ? · 
͕ Ғ ӕӘ ە.     ¯ڸ. Ν 
դ Ց - ӗ • ڕӗ Ӕ ӓ  
ڕ˖ -  ˞ Κ˞ ˕  Ϸە•Ӓ Ӓ  ˔ 
ӞӔ. Ν ž,  "  · ••" - ڸ   ۔ 
Ғ˞ Κ —,   ڸ ӕ    ̚ ¯. Ν ž
 "• ے  " -  ޟ!  ˞ ӷ̚,
Ԛ  -˒̚ ’ ۔ ӓ ۗ.  Ցÿդ
ޟ: ڸ ˒  , ҒӷӔ̚  ̗ ӕ
Μ̝ ە.  ڒ Vox Populi! ̸.

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 ˝

͔ښ ԕ •ӕ - ԕ •, ӷ ”  ( 
 3  15 ), ,  •ڸ.  җ •Ӓ - 
 ڸ  ̝ڸ ڕ͖˜ Ӕ • 70  6- 
’!!!!!!!!!

FUCK OFF USA!!!

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 (–)  ڕ  ڸ ˞. ˯.  polit.ru
http://www.polit.ru/documents/441678.html
...    ͒ - ӕӯ ڕ Ν ӗےڒ˝. ӕ
ڸ ےڒ ڝ, ӓ ˗̚ ԕӞ ۓ Ӓҝ
Ӕڒ, ԕӘ,  ڸ • ’ӕ  ۜ ە. 
•˒ڸ θ,   -   .   ӷ ϝڸ 
Ӓ˞   ӕӗ ӗӓ ە,   ԕ ,
җ  ,  •̖ Ҹ Ӕ,    Ғ
ԕ• ,  ےڒӒ  ϝ Ϸ˕Ӓ Μ  ˕ 
,   ޓ, 35% ͒˗ ڒ θ. 
θ Ӓӕ  ۷ • ,   θ 
ӕ˕Ӓ̚ ԕ, Ҹ ,  Ғ Ӓ  
ԕ ڒڸ ڒ•θ, ӷ˕  ӓ Ӓ.
 ے•ڸ   ˕Ӓӓ ӕ,   ڒ”
  ͕ θ, ԕ˓ۯ Ӓ— ӕ,  Ӓӕ “
•žӔ  ۓ ەӒ̸,  • θ .
ԕ   ˕, ,  ˗  Ӓ, •̖ ۷
ښҝ Μ,  ԕ”  Ғ ʔ ڒ ˔ӓ
, ӷΝ ԕӒ̚, ڝ   ӕ˗ Ϛ,
ʔ ,  •ӕ, ӕ ӕҝ  
˔ӓ. ӓ˗ ԕ  ˗ ˕̚ ʔ ӯ 
ӷڒ̚ ӓӒӕ   ӕ ˕Ӓ ̚,  ,
 ӓ,  •̖ ҷ ̚ Ϸ,    Ü̞
 ˗ •ښ  ˖ .   ԕ  Ν
“Ӕ̝ — —̜ .   Ҕ  
˒̚  ӷ”Ϛ -.    ̓, 
͕ۓθ Ӓ ˕Ӓӓ ӕ 2- Ӓ̚  -  I ,
 •ӕ˕Ӓ  ո-ӕ, ̓  θ 11 ڝ.
˕ •  ʔ ڒ. ӷθ ԕӒ˝ ”˞ Ӓ - 
Ԛ  • θ ̚ ۔, ӷ  ڒҸ 
ϝ  ˗˞ Ӓ, ӕ ԕ̝ җڸ ӷ,
  ۓ۷ • ’.

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V razdel kommentarive pro terrorizm:

I ne nadoelo vam eto vse? Da, zhalko ludei. Ya sam iz NY.  No chitat' 
ves' etot bred tozhe uzhe nadoelo. Davaite popitaemsya ulibnutsya 
i vernutsya k anekdotam(kotorie pomoemu i yavlyautsya osnovoi etogo saita).
Tem kto rasskazivaet anekdoti pro WTC - nu xot' posmeshnee pridumaite, 
v kontse kontsov.... posle 30 variantov anekdota pro zvonok za 15 minut 
chitat' dal'she uzhe ne xotelos'.

P.S. Izvinite za latinitsu, na rabote po drugomu nikak.

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˒.

ӯ ԕӘ˝  , ڕ,    –θ ӕϚ Ν
˝ ’,  ˯   .
 Ӓӕ, ӓ     ӷʔ˝ Ғ“ ˝, ڝ
 ( • ).

 , —, ԕӕ,  ӓ˷ θ ’̚ Μ,
ӕ ڕ  ,    ˔ ӓ ͖ 
ԕҞӔ ҕ” ԕښ •̖’   ӗ̸. —, , 
ۗҸ,  ,  ԝڸ  Ҹ  ӓ Ց!...

- •,      , . .   ڸ
•(-, ԕ”ԕʔ) - Չ  - Չ ׻(۷
ӕ˕Ӓ).
-ӕ, ӓ,  Ӓӕ  ( ӓ  ’  Ғ
•ӕ, Ϸ ž  ҝ,  ̚    Ӓ, Ғ
  ̝) ”    ڸ.
-ڕڸ˞,  ̝ ԕ,   ڕ CNN    3-4 Ӓ ӗ,
ӓ   ԕӯ?    , ȓ  ۯ
ڔ ԕ Ϸڸ ӕӔ  - •ښ. ,  
Μ ӓ˷  Ϸ  θ •ӕӒ?  ˜  • 
•, ӕ   ,  θ  ӓ,    “
• ۓ, Ϛ Ӓ ӕӓ ,  Ϛ ۔ ˔ڸ Ϸ -
Ϛ ”  ڕ!( Ӓ,  ӷ Ϛ).
-ڒ•ښ. ׳ ׿   ÿջ?  ԕ˒  ˞
•ӕӒ ӕҝ ӯ’˗?( “ ۔!!!)    •
Ϸ ӓ, Ӓ  ۗ, Ҹ   . ׳!? ӓ
 ӷ  ӕ!
-ԝښ. Ν ž     "˒̚" ˞, ӕ
˔   •  Ӕ  ’ڸ  ڸ’ .  ˞
ӕ ڸ   Ӓ,  θ( ӗ̸  θ) ӝΝڸҝ
(  ԕ”Ν ˕ڒӕ’),  ”  ӗ̸ ӓ
ԕ ͕Ӓ Μ  ڕ̚( •  Ӓӓ Ӝ),
 ˞ ӕ ˕  Ӕ ·  —...
   ښ - ӓӒӕ,    ۓ Γ.
     ջ տ դ,    դ 
ՉÑ   Ñ! ˞Ӕ ˞  ˕Ӓ
ڕ ̓  ̖,    ˞ ӕ   (
  ۗ ӕ˜!!!)  ڕ     ۗ 
ȗ,   ˞    ž,    (θە,
ڕ˖  ӕ),  Ϛ  ˒  ڝ ӕӓ ˝. 
ԕθ - ,  Μ ӓ ڸҝ  ӷ(͔ښ
” θ ԕ )   “ ӓ ڸ !


  Μ, ӗ ӷڸ,     ڸ ž  ҝ(ž
ڕӒ, ӕ  ž   Ӓ Ӓ•  ),   , 
˒ - ҝ   •ҝ    (  ” ˞
˞   Ϸڸ),  ˞   ӕ ( !?)...
"ە  ښ" θ  ԕȔ   Ҹ! ۗ ԕڕҸ,
 ԕθ    ҒӜ ,  ̚    •
   ˕̚ Μ!

˕ .

P.S. "Ú ӕ  ӓ˷˞ Μ." 

 

 

 
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   •ӕ.

˷ , ԕ ӕӓ    ۔ ڸ Ӟ   ڕ˖.
˝,  Μ,    ˜ Ӓ   θ
ԕ  ͕˗ ”̝   ڸҝ 
۷Ϛ  •Ӓ -    ,    
ӕ˕Ӓ. ˝      Ғӗ Ӕ
ӓ, ϖӒ  ԕӗ˞ Ӓ ӜӒ ӕ˞  ۗ
۷ .   ˒ӕ  Μ  ӕ  ԕӗ
ԕΚ ̚ ̔Ӓ  θ  ԕ˒ӕ— ےڒ
ӕӗ  ӕθ̚ Μ   ԕ̔,  , 
 ڸ ˞ Μ  ۔.
˷, · -  җ˒.  ,    җ˒, ӓ Κ
  ԕ͕ ۔,  ԕӯ,    җ˒.

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   (:)

1941-45 Ӕ Ν  ڕ̚  ۔ "ӗ˘"  ҕ˜ 
ӷ˝  ,     ۯ, θ̚ ۗ
ž ˞ ӷ, Μ ӓ Ӕ   ϝ , 
Ӓ • ڸҝ,  • ڸ Ӓ. Ӓ 
Κ   ӕڸҝ  ԕ“  Ғ .

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  ˝.

 • ԕӯ ڕ”˝,     ӕ,    
ʔӓ ӕθӓ Ӓ •  ӷ  Ӓ•  . 
 ˒  ۓ ڕ, •̝ "ڕʔ •͕Ҹ", ӷ
ӓ Ӕӷӓ  ۗҸ  ˞ ,    ۓ˞ .
ӕθ̚ Ӓ    ڸ  ’̚ •ڒ.
 ӕ  Ҹ ԕ .  “ ˯ Ν ̝ڸ,  
ԕӯ   , ӗ  ӓ ۗڸҝ  “ ʔڸ 
۔ۘ.  ۗ “ ӓ ԕڸҝ  •ӓ ,  ڸ
 ʔڸ,  ڸ   ڸ, ӷ  ,  -˷
Ӕ  ӒӕҸ ˜ .  ٕ: " ʔ  ڸ
Ν ԕ".  ҝ,  ,       Ԛ
Ӓ ( ·,  Μ Ҹ ӕ ڸҝ).  
ʔҝ ԕ ,    ԕӯ  •, ˯  ӗ•” 
 ԕڸҝ,  ,  ڒӕڸҝ ͕ۓ: •ӕ,
˗ , ӕ  ӷ ڸ ӷڒ̚ Ӕ (
 θ ӷ • )   . ,  Κ ,  
 ,  ԕ, Ν Ӓ ڕڸ  Әڸ, 
 - ԕҞӔ   ,   ڸ.  θ•,
˷”Ӓ, ΓӒ, ӓΝ  .
, ӕ Ҹ ڸ  ӷ ̝,  ӓ, ӓ
 ԕҞӔ,   ʔڸ θ , ӓ    ۔
. —, ž,    ͔ښ, θ ڸ  Ӕ 
 Ν,   ԕ̖  ҝ   ˒ ˞
ӕӒ.   ͔ښ ˗ڸ     ۗ ž ԕӗ˞.
   ӓ  ,    ˞ ԕӷϚ,  Ӓӕڸҝ, 
Ҝ   .  Ҹ ̝ڸ,     
ڸҝ  ӓ˷  ˞ Ӕڒ, ͔ښ,  —Ҹ
: "...  ԕ ӓ˷˞,  ԕ ,  ӕ  ˔’ۜ 
 ˒ۜ .   ˝."

P.S.  ӓ  ڸ ”ۜۜ ٕ  Ҹ: "...Kakaya bi ne
bila Amaerica "krutaya" ona bombila Iraq ne prosto ot ne fig delat` a po
horoshim prichinam..." ,   ʔڸ,   ”¯,
   •ӕ, ӕ ӕ ó   ڸ: "
ڕӕ •   ˓ ڸ,  ӕӯ ԕ̖..."
•,   ӒӔڒӒҸ - ˔,  ڒӕ
Ӕӷ   ӓ,  " ۞ •̚  ˖ Μ".
 ӷ,  ӓ  Κ, ӷ ӕӯ ԕ̖Ԛ ӷ ښҝ
˕̚  (   Ӓ, ̘  ),    
ڕ  ԕҞӔ:  •, , ޓ,  ڸ  . 
Ӓۜ ӕ ˕ӓ Ҹ ڸҝ ӕ,  
ڸ  ڸ,  , ׳ Չ É ûդ , Չ Ñ
 ջ  .

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Ν: Zhopa Bez Ruchki  Magnivus Alex   ڕ Sovest
Vernera –   ۓ • !

ٓ ? ӓ  ˞ ̸ ۷ ӓ θ ˞ , 
θ ˜ —?    Ӓښ?  ڸ Ӕ ӓ?
" Ӓ˞ ӷڒ ӕڸ -  ە’ ڕ Ғ!"
Ӓ   - ̜ ˓˯, ۓ "œ ӓ Ϛ 
ո-ӕ"   ϝ- ژ̖!   ۔ڸ  Ҹ ӕӯ, 
Ӟ. ӔҸ: Κ. 

 

 

 
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Dima,

I cannot believe it. You used to reject pretty innocent comments on the 
stories or jokes which could potentially offend the feelings of authors.  
You censored the discussions so that the participants behave civilly 
towards each other.  And now you placed on your site the statements which 
actually sneer at and make fun of the death of 5,000 people and the 
tragedy of the country you live in. I looked at the comments to "anecdots" 
today for the first time since last Monday.  It was sickening.  I always 
admired and respected you for creating this wonderful site.  So long, Dima.  

Anna Meschansky, Boston 

 

 

 
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  ""

••   Ν ͔.:

” ˗ ڸ  ۷ ”̚ "
—ڒ",  ˯ ˖   ӷ  
 ە. , ԕӓ   ԕ”. 
ۗڸҝ, ԚҸ үٕӒڸ,    .

˗: ە-  ԕ ?  ԕ ˕Ӓڸ
Windows ( θۜ 98, Ν ԕ•),  ڸ  Standard
Installation ( θ ̓ ),  User-Defined (or whatever
it is called) Installation. ” Ԗ,  ԕ” ڸ
ڸ θ Ӓ, Μ   θڒ ’˞. 
ԕ ۓ ͕ ӝҝ  En/Ru, , ӷ ڸ 
̚ .  ۔  ڸ θ Cyrillic Fonts. 
• ˯  ͒  .   .
 ӓ,  ˷ ӯӒ (www.lib.ru) ڸ  ӕ 
˕.  җ,  ڸ ˖  ԕ ̸ 
ے  ۓ Ν -.    Ҹ 
•,  Ӕ   Μ Microsoft ڸ ˕˖
  ӝ.

• җ “Ӕۜ˞  ӒӔ ͔Ӓ.  1999 Ӕ  ˜ 
˜  ••,   ӗ ̜,  ӓ  ̝
ӕ,   –   ӒӔ.  ͔ښ  ԕ ە.
, ˒   θ˞ ڕ  ̓,   • 
   ͔.. • • ”ҝ, ҝ
ڸ-ڸ.

    ͔,  Ӕӓ ӕ:

̚ ̓      ԕ” ӷڸ
ۜ ""  Ӓ Pentagon => PentaGone ( ӓ ԕӷϚ  ̓:
Gone  ",  ", ԕҝ "").

   θ  œ ͔ښ  ӒӔ ”˞
•ӕ˗˞ Ӓ.

Yuri 

 

 

 
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     ڸҝ •”  ˓ 
ڒθ ʔ,    ̚ ԕ˗,  ҒӜ Ӕ,
,  , •ҝ  ۗ ۓ . •  ž  ԕ” 
ԕ” ҒӜ Ӕ(ԕ•  ۷Μ ӕ ԕ  
,  Ϸ.   ˗  Ҝ “ Ӕ̜. ۜ ڸ 
Ғ Ӕ  ۯڸ θ  ڒ. ˔ ˜ “ ”-–
Қ  Ӓ.) , ە  ԕ”, •  
ӯ ӓ  ,  . •·ʗӒ “ ԕ˕ 
Ӓ ’, ӕ ۔  ӗڸ  ȗ ž ž  Ӟ 
.  ە, ӕ ˔  ӒӔ ԕ̔  Ӗ: 
– ڸ    ۯ. • “ , ڸ  ۔
 . Ӕ,   ˞ 4% ˝  ڕ·Νڸ
57% ەӒ?  ˜  ӓ ڸ  Ӟ˝ •-
- ԕ˷, ,  - ͕. ’  ӷ:
˓!
̚, ڕ˒ ˓, Ϸ  ԕ Ӕ
ӒӔ ڕ̚ (ӕ’, •Ӓ  . .)  θ ӗ
Μ˝ ӓ  ո-ӕ ԕ’ •ڕ· ӕ
ڕ. ӗ   Ӝ  ӓ ӓӒӕ ԕӔ
ۘڒӒڸ տ, ӗ   Ӕ˕ҝ  ˖ ?
   ӷ̝ڸ?  Ҹ ϝ ӕ’  - ۔
ӕڸ  “ "ښ" •˝.  "Ғ"  ӷӒ,
ԕ•, ڸ ӷ’ۜ ԕ˜. , Ғӯ,     
̔ Ӓ  ̸ ۗ̚  ԕӔ ӕ˝? ,  Ҹ
”   "ԕ˔ە" ӕ ҝ  ̚ “? —,
    ԕ̖Ӓ,  Ӕ̚,  .  Ν,  Ϛ
Ҹ    •?  ̝ Ҹ  Ӓ   
ڝ   ˞ ӕ˕Ӓ.  žڸ ۔  ԕ”  
ϚϚ .   Ӓ   ە,   . 
 ̝ ڸ Ӕ !
ӕۜ  ӓ  ԕ”,   Ғ    ̝   
ۗ ڸ  .    ˜ ڸ   “
-ӕ ӷ ̝ڸ  ,      ۓ,   
.  ښ, ڒӝ ϸ, ڒӝ ڕ ڕ  ӕ 
˗ʸ “  ̚ ҕ”ڒ,  .  ,
Μ Ӓ, ۗҸ " ڸ •ӝ"  Ӓӕ  ˞ θ
 Ҹ, ۗ ۔Ӓθڒ ӓ    ۜ ̚
• “(  ž “ ۔ ).
 Ҹ  ڸ  "" ӕ Ν ·
˝ ԕ˒   .     “ 
.  ӕ  ԕ "˗ڸ ’•̚",  ̓
Ӓ ӕ  Ӕ•˒  Ӕ ӝ θ. 
,  - •ҝ, -ԕ̖, ,   
˷˜,  ӕ,  ˗  ӕ "ӕӒ   ۜ
•".  - ԝڸ    ԕ !
ڸڒ   θ ͕Ӓ   ̝ ˕,
Γ  ԕҞʔ˜.  ˜  ӕ    ͕Ӓ
ӞӔӒ ԕ˒ "’•̚" ڸڒ.   , ӝ,
Ӓ—ڒ ˜ ԕ˔,  ڸ  ӗ•” ̚.  ӝ
,  ӕӒ  ԕ”  ڜ. , Κ, 
   ڔ Ҝ ҒӜ ̸ Ғ ˔  , — , ҕ 
ԕ  •    ԕ˗.      ڕ
˝, ’   •ڸ,  ˗  , ە.   “
ӗ ӕ ӷ  ԕڸ ·  "". ˗ 
 θ ۞ •Ӓ̚: •   θ
. •Қ, Ӕ, ӷӝҝ ӗ•”ӓ •-,  
 ӗ̸   ڸ.   ˒  :  —
͕˗ڸ,   1949 Ӕ    ڕ̚   Ғ. 
  ̖’  ,      .
θ ˖-!
  ԕ Ν  Ӓ •ӕ. θ  ͕˗ 
 ښ  ӓ Ҕڸ ·  ښ, Ӕڸ
ӒӔڒ  ,      Ӓ 
•ڒӒ˜ θڝ   ¯.    θ 
 ے.   ͕˗  ӓ˷˞ "˞".   θ
˒̚   ҕ” ž  ˯, ԕ•, ԕӓϚ Ν 
”˝ •˞  ̚  ˜  ԕӔ˞ҝ 
 "—ڒӒ"?    θ, ,  •
 ԕΝ  ԕ”.  ˔   Ҹ “
ҝ  Ғ  ڕ̚, Ғ Ӕ̚, "ڸ ښ  ەӔ"
Ӕ Ӕӷ̚ ۷Μ.

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Pochital anekdoti i otzivi na nih.  Vpechatleniye -- chto bol'shaya chast'
naseleniya Rossii skoro zahlebnetsya sobstvennoi zhelchyu ili ukusit sebya
za hvost.  Skol'ko agressii, zlobi, mata!  Odnim slovom -- tipichnaya
Shvonderovsko-lyumpenskaya (somnitel'no, chtobi bol'shinstvo etih "lyudei"
ponyali, chto eto takoye) reaktziya.  Pol'zuyas' nastroyeniyem imenno takih
marginalov, bol'sheviki i sovershili v 1917 godu svoi perevorot.

Tak i hochetsya sprosit':
1. Chto zhe Vi, kak pobirushki s protyanutoi rukoi, u Ameriki den'gi
klyanchite, esli Vi eiye tak nenavidite?  Kusat' ruku, kotoraya dayet, ne
slishkom prilichno.
2. Esli bi seichas Amerika i drugiye normal'niye strani (Rossiya k nim, k
sozhaleniyu, ne otnositsya), otkrila svoi granitzi dlya rossiyan, kto bi tam
ostalsya?  Uveren -- dazhe bol'shinstvo teh, kto "obyasnilsya v lyubvi" k
Amerike na Vashem site, lomanulis' bi stenoi, i v davke drug-druga
peredushili.  Ura-patrioti, raskroite svoi zalitiye sivuhoi i samogonom
glaza, i posmotrite na ochered' u Amerikanskogo posol'stva za vizami.
3. Amerika prizivayet ves' mir borot'sya s ISLAMSKIM TERRORIZMOM.  Dlya teh
idiotov, kotoriye ne ponimayut, chto eto takoye -- vspomnite Chechnyu,
Moskvu, Volgodonsk.  Eto -- Vasha territoriya, ne amerikanskaya!
4. Ne zabivaite -- u Rossii i vsego bivshego SSSR tozhe rilo krupno v pushku
po chasti vskarmlivaniya islamskih terroristov.
5. Vspomnite russkuyu pogovorku "skazhi mne, kto tvoi drug, i ya skazhu --
kto ti".  U Rossii "lutshiye v mire i samiye demokraticheskiye" druzya --
Irak, Severnaya Koreya, Kuba, Siriya, spisok mozhno prodolzhit'.
6. V svoye vremya mashina kommunisticheskoi propagandi privila pochti vsem
rossiyanam nenavist' k Amerike.  Pohozhe, chto ona preuspela bol'she, chem
sama nadeyalas' -- nenavist' u mnogih stala geneticheskoi!
7. Vot, mol, Amerika voyevala ploho, za nashimi spinami pryatalas'...  Bred
sivoi kobili.  Vo-pervih, bez amerikanskoi tehniki i produktov nikogda bi ne
vistoyali -- prosto ot goloda armiya peredohla bi.  Mozhet, Vi, gospoda
ura-patrioti, ne znayete, kak mer narod ot distrofii v tilu?  Da,
amerikantzi poteryali gorazdo men'she lyudei IMENNO POTOMU, chto umeli
tzenit' zhizn' svoih soldat.  Pered tem, kak atakovat', horoshen'ko bombili
i obstrelivali.  Za ih spinami ne stoyali zagradotryadi s oruzhiyem, lutshim
chem u teh, kto shel v ataku.  U nih ne bilo shtrafnih batal'onov.  
Ne
stavolos' tzeli "lyuboi tzenoi"!  Ne nuzhno bilo brat' ocherednoi gorod "k
N-noi godovschine Amerikanskoi Revolyutzii".  Da mnogo chego mozhno
skazat'...
8. Esli bi u Ameriki ne bilo atomnih bomb v 1945 godu, pela bi vsya Evropa
"Internatzional" -- eto uzh tochno.  I pamyatnikov "dorogomu i goryacho
lyubimomu drugu fizkul'turnikov" stoyalo bi gorazdo bol'she.  Bol'shoi
shans, chto predki Vas, nenavidyaschih Ameriku, tozhe sginuli bi v etoi
"osvoboditel'noi" voine!  
9. Zavist' golodnogo k sitomu, lyumpena k preuspevayuschemu obyasnima.
Tol'ko v Amerike i Rossii iz etogo polozheniya vsegda iskali vihod
diametral'no-protivopolozhnimi putyami: v Amerike staralis' dotyanut'sya do
urovnya togo, kto zhivet lutshe, a v Rossii -- opustit' preuspevayuschego do
urovnya "kak vse".
10. Podumaite vot o chem: v Ameriku, kak bi Vi eiye ne rugali, stremilis' i
stremyatsya lyudi v poiskah lutshei zhizni, ne vsegda dazhe ubegaya ot
kakoi-to konkretnoi opasnosti.  Ne ochen'-to mnogo lyudei stremitsya v
Rossiyu...
11. V Amerike v 20 veke lyudi nikogda ne umirali ot goloda, pri lyubom
pravitel'stve.  A skol'ko millionov lyudei zagubili v Rossii golodom,
lageryami, rasstrelami v mirnoye vremya.  Bol'she, chem na voine!
12. I posledneye.  Ya videl neskol'ko sovershenno pozornih otklikov ot
lyudei, kotoriye seichas zhivut v Amerike, i pri etom polivayut eiye
pomoyami.  K chuvstvu ih stida prizivat' bespolezno -- u nih ego net.  Zhal'
tol'ko, chto im tem ili inim putem udalos' syuda popast'.  Na ih meste mogli
bi bit' drugiye, normal'niye lyudi.  A takih virodkov (nadeyus', chto eto
samoye gruboye upotreblennoye v moyem pis'me slovo) nuzhno deportirovat'.
Eto i est' 5-aya kolonna.

Nadeyus', chto opublikuyete.  Pust' ura-patrioti esche slyunoi poishodyat.

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ښ  ԕθ....... θ  ӷښ  ̚  •,
   4   ەڸ  ˜  ԕ ˔
ӕ   “ ҕۜ  •” “ ,  ӓ  
•  ۜ ̜  ӒӔ ښ ԕ Ӓ...
........  ˜ .....    NN ϝ  ۓ 11
Ӓ......... Ӕ  ԕ  ڕ Η......  
θ̚ 7???? •ӝ,  ӒΜ˒  ̚ •Қ
ӷҕҸ ˞ ҷ :))  ˜  ӒӔ ӓ Ӓӕ˝ ӓ 
....... ԕ” ·,   Ӓ Ԛҝ ԕ Ә 
ڸ   ڝ  Ӓ  ?????
ԕ”......???? ԕθ!!! ·     .

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-.. ԕӗ   ӷθۜ ˜, •θ ۜ ۔
  Ν ˝ ӷӒ  •ڒ ڕ”  ո-ӕ, 
 θȯ ••үۜ  ӷθ  Μ  2 ڕ. ˗,
  ̝,  ӕ̚ •  Ϛ , θ "". 
  ڸ,    ӗ̸ ӓ  Μ, ӕ 
Μ̝  Ҝ •   Ν.   : Μ -
˓ۯ   Ӓ, ӕ ˓   Ғ ۓ۷ ˗̚
•   ڒڒ  Ғ Ϸ˖˝.  θ, Ӓ
. ڝ   ے•ڸ ӓ ڸ,  ̚  •
ӕ Ϸ˖,   ۓ˞ ڕ  җ · ӓ 
. •  "˞", ˒ۘ˞   ӕ ... Ҹ
ږ  •̚ ..  .. Ԛ ԕڸ Ғ ӷ“ 
  ̚  •” —ڒ  , ԕ˗ 
˞ Ӓ ͒ ےڒ ԕ’ҞӔڒ  ,   ҝ
 ӓ, ӷ ӕڸ  ӕڒ  •ڒ    ڸ good.
Ӓ  ,  ԕ”˒ ۜ  ʔ  ˝ ž -
˒̚ Μ..  ҕ˒   . , ԕ•,   
Ӓ  •ž   •..  ۓ .. ʔ 
Μ, ԕ˗  “ ӕӯ ҝҝ  Ӓ˗,  ΜΜ ˜. 
ڕ Ғ ڕ̚,   • ҝ  •ڒ  •...
Μ ڸ Μ...   •   .
  ӯ ͔Ӓ -   ͕˝    ... —
͔ښ  ˞  - —  ˞...    Ӓӕҝ,
   ... ҒӷӔ ӕ... ҒӷӔ Ӓ -   
ԕ̔˕Ӓ • ˝?  ...  ԕ•.. ˞
ԕӗ...   ̕Ҹ, ۔Ӓθڒ˝   ӓ  ۗ, 
ԕӗ ˯ ,  ӝ  ˞ .. ԕ˒..  
“˒ ͖  ˜ Ҹ ͔Ӓ, ԕӗ  
˒,  ̝  .. ͔ښ  ӷ Ӓ˝ 
  ӷ  ž ̚,   ԕ ʔӓ.  
ԕӘҸ...

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Ϛ Dmitriy !
> e,  Ӕ, Ӓӕ    Ғ  ,  ӗ 
>   ,    ˓   •ӕ
-
> ӷۗ ˞, ӷ—˒ ӕ  . . ӓҸ Ν “ - ӷ
> ڕڸ  •.
   ӗ- ӓҸ - ӷ    ...  ˗ 
 - , ٓ   Ӕ ...  • ˜ ӷڸҝ
...
  ӓ  ˓  •ӕ   Ғ  - 
θ ٕ, , ˝...    ҕ... •? ,
ޓ˝ -  ?

>    ,   — Ӝ   Ϛ  
> ڕ˕Ӓ̚ Ӓ .
 θ.  ԕ •˞ ӒӒ    . ڕ Ϛ
  ?

>  ڸ  ˔ Ӓ θڝ  ̖’?  
> ښ   6-7  ڝ  Ӓӕ - ˔ ۷˒ ’’. 
> Ӓӕҝ, no comments.
ӗ  -  ’?    , ےϚ, ˘ 
Ӕ ?
  ۜ —ڒۜ θ “Ν ˝  ˒ ?
ӓ ̝ 10-15     ’... ...

>  Ӕ  θ θ̚  ӕӔ ˞
> ۷Ȗ-. ջ տ  !!!!
    ڗ-(- ۔ ?) ?
 - ӗ  ”Ӓ  -   ۔.   
ڸ ?
"Ӕ    ү ˔" ڸ  ӓ˞ ˓˝,   
Ғ˒ڸ   .

>   ӯ Ӓ  θ •    Ցò
˕.
ӕӯ. ӓ Ϛ - ۷ –˒̚ ˝.  -  
  ?
ۗ ڸ  –˒Ӓ̚,  ̚ ˖•̚
ԕ”
"ү ˒".  ԕӷ ̸ -   •˒ڸ  Ғ
˔.
 -    Ӓ,  Ӓ ˒ҝ  ̚ 
Ӓ-˗ ,    ˕...

> ۗ •ӕӒ, ӕ ӷҝ ,   ͕ 
> ͷ Ӕ ·   ˕̚ Μ, ڝ ڸ ˕. 
> ۔    ͔ښ ڸ,  ӕ ڸ ۗڸ, 
ȗ
>   ԕ˒ӝڸ.
 -     ? ӓ  Җ˒ڸ Ӓ” 
Ϛ •• - "Ϛ ԕ , ӓΝڸ "???

> ʔ ԕӗ  ˜ ӓ  Ϸ -    ͕˗Ҹ, 
> • ۔ ڸ ۔.
   ԕ -     ӕθ̚  ˜  
 ӷ œ ԕ  ڸ?   -  “ θӓ
˕?  - Ϸ,  -  ?

>  2 Ӕ  -  ۔
>     ۔,  . ȗ   θ •

> •  ӓӒ˒ҝ  ۓ ڕ.
 ?  Ғ Ӕۗ̚ տ?     ӕ
Ը̚ Ӓ. Μ Җ -    Ӕ, ӯ 
 "ے¯?", ۓ Ӕ ӕ (ڕ, ڕ  15
 )    ž  ӓ   ˖ ڕΝڸ. 
 ӓ    Ӕ  ˷  ӕ ۗ¯ - ҕ
ۓ... "   Ғ˞ ۓӒ ԕ˒”, Ϛ    
"... ˒...

>  - ̸    ӷ Μ  ޓ  ,
>      •.
?  ӗ   ͔.  ӗښڸ ,   θ ͔ښ,
  ӕ    ... -  ˔  Μ  .

>   җ     • - ԕӔ̚ Ғӗ  . .
,
>   Ҹ ̸ -     ȗ ԕ” 
> (˔  θڒ)  •,    ԕž Ҝ?  100
ԕӖӒ
> ے•  .
  ()  ڸ?  Ӕҝ Ҹ  ˒.  җ - 
 , ˝,   -  ӝ Ӕ    Р Ҹ !
>  Ҹ Ϛ җ ӓ  •̖  ڸ
> θ  Ӓ  •.  ˜  "˖ 
> θ"...
ӗ    ’  ϝ...  ӗ̸ Μ -  ӓӒ .
>  • Νҝ Ӕ  ”ۘ˞ ڕ  ˕   
޳
>   ڕ̚...
>  •  •ڸ  ۔  Ӓҝ.   Ӓ
> ԕ˔ҝ •Μڸҝ  ͔ښ  ۓ Ϛ.
   –  ̚.

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1. ԕ” ڸ   -ڕ ۯ’ӷθ̚,
ӯ”˞    Ӓ •.  ˔,  θ
ԕڕڸҝ  Μ Ҹ.
2. ӓ˗ ڕ̚ ""!  , ӷڒ,   
 ,    ӕ?   Ҝ ? ӷ ӓ- Ӟڸ
, -, ӗڸ ͔ښ?
3. ӓ˗ ڕ̚ ""!   ԕҚڸ · 
!
 - Ӗ̚ ͕Ӓ, ӕ    ,  ջ 
 •̖, ٕ̖  ϖ.  ž  տ ڕ̚
 ڝΚ Ν  ښ  ̚ ۷ ().  ˔ ˞,
 Ғ hot-dog   ˒Ҹ. Ȕ, Ҕ ͕Ӓ,  ...
ۗҝ  ͕Ӓ¯.
4. ͔ښ ԕ "" ԕ” "". Ӓӕ ӷ ԕ”
۔    ,  θ̚ • Ӓҝ ӔӒښ,
۷ӯԚ, ԕ̚ Ӓ  ۓ ,  ڝ Ғ•,
ۯ ӗ˒   "".  ڕ   ,   "
"!
5. ڸ Ҹ ̚ ͔ښ. ӷ ۗښ , ,   
ڕ˗, ښ  ̚  Ә ̖Ν˞ .  θ
 Ց    ! , ͕˝ 
ӕӯ.
,  Ϛ , ̚ ۗҝ  ˞ ӯ˷,  ە  Ғ˞.
ڒ  • ˝ ҝ  
ӓ˕Ӓڸҝ   ϝ !  ԕ ,   
˕ ښ ۓ̝  θ •Ӕ˗ڸ! "  ӓ 
 ڸ!",- Ӕ •̖,  “, ˖. θښ 
˖(), θ, ͕ ’ӕӒ  . .
6. •̖ ʔ   —̜...  θ   ӷ 
- Ϸ •.    Ӓӕ?   Μ ˞!
ԕӗ,   Ҹ,  ү!..

Butch 

 

 

 
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Otstavit'!

Davaite luchshe v razdele "Kommentarii" obsujdat' chto my dumaem  po povodu 
dannyh sobytii, a ne polivat' drug druga pomoyami i ne svalivat' vse so 
zdorovoi golovy na bol'nuyu. 
I uj sovsem, na moi vzglyad ne stoit trogat' Dimu Vernera, a to on pohoje 
na svoem je saite stanovitsya vragom pohuje ben Ladena (v vinu, kotorogo, 
lichno Ia voobsche ne veryu)

Esche odno zamechan'etze, pojaluista, ne obobschaite... Ne Vse Musul'mane 
vinovaty... U menya kucha druzei - Marokkantzev, kotorye k etomu voobsche 
ne imeyut otnosheniya.

Davaite, Ia Vam luchshe esche odnu ideiku podkinu, o kotoroi my s moim 
priyatelem, kstati, Morokkantzem odnovremenno podumali 11-ogo chisla...
Ia Vam skaju, kto po nashemu mneniyu organizoval vse eto, a vy uj mojete 
rvat' menya na chasti i govorit', kakoi Ia tupoi pridurok: s udovol'stviem 
razdelyu uchast' Dimy.

Tak vot, na moi vzglyad na zemle suschestvuet tol'ko odna organizatziya, 
sposobnaya organizovat' deistvie takogo masshtaba, chto by zatknulos' 
i CIA i vse ostal'nye - eto "MOS..D".
Dumaite, gospoda...

Fil. 

 

 

 
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Ze hebben een koekje van eigen deeg gekregen 
 ҝ ˕  ӷڒӓ .

(̔ Ӓ˖)


֦˖ 14 ڝ, ۷.
̔˝ - ”ڒ ڕ  , ӕ 3  Η˝ 
ӒӔ ӓ,  ԕӯ  •, Ҹ ,  ԕθڒ
ӕ ӷ   ̸ •ӗ Ν “ ˝.

ҝ ̔˝ !  - ͕˗ Ӓ θ̚ .  ¯
ڕ ڸ Ғ   ,    ,  ԕҸ 
۷.

 Ӓ, ’• ̔˝, Ӕҝ  Ҕ͖ 췕ӓ 
-  “ ۓ •ӓ , : ʷ ʷ, 
 - .
̚ •ӕ Ԛ  Λ,  ͕̚ ’̚
Ν   ’˔ӓ , ˔,  , ӷ “
۔ڒ   θ̚ ˗ • - ӓ- 
 , ӓ     •¯.   ˞  ڕž 
Η˝.  - ԕӔڸ  ˒ڸ ˒,     ž, 
ž,    ( ڸ • ۯ)

   ޓ,  ̔ ۷, ˒˝    Ӓ
 ӕ,  ҝ. ӕ   ԕ”ӝ 
ӕ, -    θ˖ ۷ ˕.  ” ϝ
  -  ˝ ԕϸ• • •- ڕ θۜ ڸ
Ғ Ν,  Ғ  ӷ ˓˞ ӕԖ̚
̔Ӓ,  ӕ ¯ ̚ θ  ̚ ̚
, Μ “ ԕϸ• θ Ӟ.  •, —, ԕ
 ӓ ڸ   Ӕ̝ڸ   Νڸ! ,  ڸ
ے•̚,  ˞ Μ,    ۔Ҹ:  ӕ   ۔
ڸ,  • Ӕ  Ӕ ˯ Ӕ!
 Ӓ,   - ̚ !     ڕ 

ӞӔ  ˖ ۷, ӕ  ښ̚,    θ
  Ӕ-  ʔڒ, --  ̝,  ˕ Ӓ  : ӕӔ
ڒ θ  Ғ ̸,    Μ    -
 ӕ
,  ԕ ,  ӷӒҸ   ڸ.   ”
   ҝ   ˯e Ӕӓ ̝

ԕ ,  ڒ•ʔ θ-Μ̝ θ̚ ښ,
  .   ˞ ̓Ӓ -  Μ ̸,
Ӓ  10, Ԛ ˓̚ Ӓ, ӕ  ˗
θ    ӕ Ғ θ “. 
•Ҹ ۗ   ڕ  ڕ, ڒ•ʔ, 
 ̸ ڕӓ ۔,      ڸҝ.  ’˖
 ͕ •   .   .
̔˕Ӓ  ڕθڒ  ڕ ӕӔ,  
, ڒ•ʔ,  Ҹ ڕҝ   ϝڸ ӓ  
•.

 θ̚  Ғ ̸ - ӓ   θӓ Ғ.

 ڕ  Ӓ ۜ •ۜ , ӕ Ҹ
͕Ӓ  Ҹ  ӷ˝  · .   Ҝ ԕž 
ԕ?  - ԕ   ̝.  ԕ?  - ۔˒Ҹ ,
Ҹ  ӘڒӒڸ. 
 , Ҹ  • —•  ԕӒ Ӕ   - ,
   Ӕʸ • ԸڒӒ   Ӓ  ڕž ڕ
ӒҸ,  ڕ     ˔! 

  12, ӓ  Ҹ  ۷, ˔,  ˜  ԕҝ
  ԕ”ۘ“ —•.   , ԕ˗  ̸,  ӕӔ
  ԕ˗  Ӕӓ ,     •ڸ. 
͕ښ  98%
Ӓ.  ž 2%, ӕ , ڕҸ  ӗ•”, 
ӓ   ԕ̜      Ӕ •ڕ
Ӕ   -  Ӓ  .   10 —• ӗ•” 
  ·   ӕӗ

 3  ӗےڒӒ,  ˕  Ӕ, -    θ, 
   ڸ ӕ. ӓ  ۔ Ӕ̝Ҹ, Ӕ ˖
ڕ  ’ӕ   ӷ   ӕӒ̚ ˕̔
ڕ.

 “? - ԕ  ̝.
 ˕  Ӕ! - ԕҸ , ӓΝ  “ ۜ
.

 Ϛ “Ӕ̝  . Ú — ̸ ە. , - ӝ ,
ԕӔ  ’ڸ.
  , •  ӕڸ · Ӕ - ӓ,  ԕӯ
 •? - •ӒҸ .
 ! - ۘ ԕ ,    • ’ڸ, _
      ڕ˝ 

 -•,      ڕ, ӓ •̖ 
̓˗ Ϸ ’ ̚ ̖  ʔ ͒Κ 
ޓ? ӓ  ̸˞ ˯  ۷˒?  -ӕ,  
җ,  Ӕ ҝ ڕ ,      
ڸ m Ӓ,   ԕ͕  ’ڸ.  Ӕӓ ̝ 
Ӟ۔ !  ΓӔ  Ӕ̚ ˕ ڸҝ. 

 ” ̸   ԕӒ, Ϛ- ԕ˒̚.   ۷
ʔ   Ԛ, Ӟ:  ԕӗ ͕ښ  ۷˗̚ ښ
Ν ʗ  ԕ, ,  ڕ  ,   
۷̖ θ  θڸ     ˗ҝ. 
-
 —•, ڗҸ,     ,    θ
 ”. ,  ,  ۷˗̚ ښ  ͕ښ 
Ғ   ە?  - ԕ  Ӟ, Ҹ  ۷ڸ.

 ڕ  ̝  ԕӝ, –, ӝ Ӓ—
ڕ:
 , -  , Η ڕ  •, ӕۜ Ӓ  
 ͕ڸ

 ەښ, ӕ Ҹ Ӕ • •   ̸
Ӕ̚  œ   ԕڸҝ -  ʔ, Ӓ
 •  ,    ˔, •ӕӒ.  •
  “ ӓ, •. ,   ’ڸҝ,    ˞ 
ڸ Ӓڸ  ӕ  • ӕӯ ,  
  ˞  ۔.

ҝ ͕ښ Ӕ  ӓ˞  ۷ θ˞ ̗Ӓ
-   ڸ   e   -  ڸ. ”  
ԕӯ   ۜ —ڸ,  ӓ 잕 •̖
˕̔ӓ ԕҞʔ ˝  ۔  ۓ  Ғ Ғ 
. ”    ۷  6 Ӓ, ˞
ۘ    ¯ ˞ θ ԕ˯Ҹ  20
Ӓ  ۓ

 ˕̔’  • - , —, ӷ Ғ.  ˗“
Ӟӓ ԕ • θ Ӓӕڸ - ! -   .
” ˞ ԕ”   ˕  Ӕ,   •  ӓ
ڸ Ғ ۔   ̚.  ˗  ʔ ˕̔ ϸ
ڸ Ӕڒ  • -    , , ҕڸ 
,    ” Ӕ   Ν θ˞ ˝.

   ˗ ӔڒӒ     ڕ,  Μ
  Ӓ   Ӕӷڸ  ӷ˞ ˞ ۔ڒ?


  - -  ԕ˗ “ ’.  ˗, ˖•,
̚  ̔ ӓ ӷڒ, җ“, ˔,  ڸ •ڒ
•ӕ ۞ ӕӒ: ӓ  ۔ڒӓ,  •̚
•ڒ    ڕ
•ڒ ӕӓ ӕ ۔-˷۔  ҒӷӔ̚ ޓ 
, ԕ̚   ͕ ̸ ,  
3-̝ ˖ ˗,  ’  ڸ  ӕ, ӓ  ۷
• Ϸ.

֋” ӓ˷˞  • ڸ  ʔ ̔ - ԕ•, 
ӕ  ӕ   4- ӗ,  ˕ Ӕӓ 
̚  Ӓ.

ӓ˝  ̸ ’ӗ ҕ  ӷ  θ̚
˕̔  ˝. Ν  ӓ ·: ”,  
˔,       ڜ! -   
   (  ̸  ˞ Ӓ!)   ڕ  
˕̔ۜ ’ӗ -  ˔ •  ӷ ˖   ۜҝ  ӷ 
˝ ڸ ˔ ۓۜ ’ӗ - ̸ۜ ηۜ ,
ӓ˷ۜ     ӯ’˗,    •
Ϸ֬˔,       ӷڒ ͕Ӓ
,    ӕӯ̸ Ӓ ˝ ӓ  ˔ , 
Ҹ  Γ  ڜ• ӯ ۔,  
ӷ  Ϸ˕Ӓ

ӗ   ҝ ԕ,    ˔ •” •ڸ? 
.
 ?  Қ Ԛ?  ӗ  ˞ ӕ  
˝  ӕ  ’̚  ̚ •ӕښ  ?

• - ۯ, ӕ,  Ϛ,  ˜,  ڸ
۷”ڸҝ   Ӓθӓ ˔ӓ ˒ӓ Ӓ,
Ӟ˒“ • (  ӓ, ӷ ӕڸ  ӓ˷˞  ڝ 
ڸҝ  ԕ˗ ۗ˒ ҝ,  ӓ ۘڒ, ӕ
ڕ۔ ڸ Μ,  ӕ , ӕ  Ӕӗ 
, ˷  ԕӔҝ!), , ڒθ  , 
Չ ҕ”“ •̖,  ҒӜ ڕ  Μ˒,   
 - ԕӒӖ˕Ӓ̚.

  , • ۯ, θ    ӓڸҝ. 
ӒӕҸ  Ӕ ԕ,   - ˕Μ˒ ڕ,  ӓ
 - ڕȷ!

ӓ˷˞  • Μ -Ӓ— .  ˗  •
 ̘̚ (—θ̚ •  ԕ˔ ӓ- Ν   Ӓ
Ӝ, ӗ  ¯!), Ϛ- Μ,  Ӓ— ےڒ,  
, Ӕӷ   ۷, ڸ  • ښ , 
Ӕ-”ڒ , ڒ•ʔ,    

 ҕ˒ڸ θӒ   ڕ  Ӓ   •ڒ

-   Әڒ. ˝  ڕ  Ӕ ӷ ښ
Η˝  ϝڸ ӓ˷˞  ޓ.  Ν    
ӕӕ̚ •ڒ ?

  Ӕ •˝  —! -  Ν Ғ 
• ӓ  Ӓ ͯ , ӕۜ ,  
Ғښ̝ ˞ ”ۯ , ۯ  Ӕ,     ʔ̚
ԕӔڸ  Җ ԕ”ԕ ϗ˒ ӕ , ˒ҝ
  “Ӕ̝ θ.


ښ Ӓ, Ӕ.  Ӕ,   Ӕ. ˔ – 
Ӕڒ  .  ڸ  ӕ, .  .   
  ¯̚  c Ӓ ۘ˝  ˖ -, 
Ϸ˕Ӓ Ӓ̚ ˕. 

 

 

 
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ӓ  ԕӗ ҝӓ     ۷. Ҹ  Ғ 
ڸ.
ӕ, Ӟ,  ۗҝ.
 ͕˗: "  "  "   ".
ۓ: ڕ  Ϛ  , ˷  .
,  Ӓӕ - ۓ,  ۘڒ      ۓۜ
“ӕ˜. ( ӗ ž)  ͕˗ڸ  —“.    ̝. 
ҝ - ԕ̔.
 •̖’ - Ғӝ.  ˞ - Ғӝ.
     θ,   θ ڸ ڝ.
ӓ  ԕž  ˜   θ ۔˒  •
ڕ, ӕ  Ҹ (  ͕).   ̝, 
 ̸ ۔ ۔˒ , ԕž  Ӓ  ӷҝ 
̚ Ν.
   ԕ   •̖,   . 
͕–. 
 ӕ   θ.  ͕̖’ Ғӝ ԕ̔ -
"iڸ".  Ӓ Ӕ  ·θ˞ ˖  ڕ ӕӔ 
 ڸ ۔’.   ?    ۔˒Νڸҝ,    
ӕڸ.   ڸ  ۔.
 ԕ ӗ, ӷ ʔ,  ӷ"# ۓۜ ӕ: ) 
·   ӓ, ӓ ͕ ) ,    “ Ϛ, 
ԕ̔ ( ӷڒ , ӕ˕Ӓ   )

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ڒ   θ  ӒӔ ˝ •̚, ӗ-
ԕӗ ӝ̚   ԕӷ,   ڒڸ 
̓.  ӒӔ ӓ,   ˷θ ە  •˞ 
 ӝҸ  Ӕӓ ͔   .
Ν!  ӷ̝ҝ  ,   ջ  ےڒ ӕ!  ԕӘ! ջ
 ջ ޳ Չ ճЋ , ׳  
û  դ!  
 ջ (տ  ջՉ տ) Չ ׻ջ Չ  
׻Չ ջ  Չտջ... (Չջ տ ջ׉, É г
Ց ÿ׿,  ԕ•),   θڒ  ˞ ԕ
ӕ  week end...
Ӗ˕ۜ- Ӕ • (!) "θ ˜  ӓ˷ڸ
•̖’,   ,  ջ    "...
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Ӕ ӕӯ,   ,  ۔˒ΝҸ!
 ӓ˞ ˝ -- ͕Ӓ ڸ  ,  " 
".
̝ ž    Ҹ ˒  ڒ ےڒ ӕ, 
"•" ••.
 ,  Ϛ   Ϛ,   Ϸ˕ۜ ԕ̔,  Ϛ 
ӗ̸ •˒ җ Ӓ  ͒, "ە", ӓ  
–.   ,  :

1)   Ғӝ ԕ̔,   Ғӝ. Ӕ  ̗Ҹ θ
 . ̸ ӕҸ   ӷ, •  ̚
.

2) ȗ  ̝  ,    ӷڸ  
ڕ  Ӕ θ̚ 
- - ӗ  ""  • -- ’, ӕ   Ӕ
  Γ Ӕ ˒  ڕ̚,  • ͕˗,   
  ”ӕ ڒ ڕ ---  ۔  ҝ??

3)  ےҸ ӕ  • "  ӓ... ,    
’ڸ ",  ӷ Ӕ ӗ̸   --   ,  
—,  ȗ ۓ “ ҞӔ θ  Ӕ ӕ̚ -- 
˞ ̔Ӓ.  Ғ ە --    ښ --
ۘڒۜ "ڸ"  "’•̚". ȗ  Ϛ "’•̚" -- ښ.
   ,  ӷҸ      Μ
ӝҝ?? ”  Ӓ  ջ տ   ͕ "˞" 
ڒ!!!  Μ   --   •ҝ Ϛ !
" " ( -  ˜) , ͕̚ ž,
   Ӓҝ?? ښ    ’’  .
 տ  ӓ  ԕ.   ԕ  ,    ۗ
 ӯ Ӓ  Ӓ—ڒ.  ˔ ښ 
͕˜. θ  ’’. ̓˜    . ̖˜ 
˜.
˜    —̜  . .

 ȗ  ڸҝ   ӷҝ, ӗ̸ ӕ  ڸҝ
ԕ̔  ӓ̘ •ΜӒ,   ڝ  ڕە Ҝ 
̸.

ޟ!!! Չ  Չ ջÿ, ׳   Չ Р   
Ոտ, Ց  Չ Ë û!!!  ˯ ӓ,  ˯
,  ӯ  θ ۞۔ҝ! Ҹ!


PS>  ,  җ  Μۜ ڕ”˜ ԕӘ •ڸ  ӕ. 
 ”  Ӓڸ ڸ!  ԕҚڸ Ӕ    Չ¯̚
͔ښ ӕ θ  ž  •” ̚ ڕښ
ڕ”!

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ڒ      ӒӔ ͔Ӓ  ۗ
-–Ӓ. ӓ “ ӓ  , ӓ ԕθӓ 
ӓ.  ӕӷ Ӕ,  ,  - ҝ  ۞: < -
 - •  > ( ڸ ҝ  Ӓ ž,  
җ, ˷ ԕθڸ   ԕθڸ ž  ̚ ڒ
 ˷  ӕ   ӯ˝  Μ ӕ   
ӕθ-˗ Ӕ•˜ ӓ   ). ӕӷ ,
 ԕ˗ ʔ  ˞ҝ җ Ғ Γ ڸ
 Ғ ӷ ٕ: <Ú ӕ  ڕ˞  θ ӓ
•. >
  ӓ ڸ, ӓ  ·.  ӓ  ڕ Ӓ 
ԕү”  ̝ ӕ˒ҝ .        ϝ
˷ <ە>,   ϝ •Ӓ  ͒  ۓ˞ ӕӔ,  ԕ
ԕڕ ڗӒ  —, ޓ, ̔  . . ӷڒ 
 ԕҞӔ ӓ   Ӓ  ڕ˞  θ
җ̚ ۗ’.   ˗  ˞̚ ”ڒ, - 
ڕ  . .  Ӓ— •ڒ ۗ˒ҝ  θ
•Ӓ, , θ̚ Ӓ, Ӗ˔ ڸ •ڒ Ӕ
, Ӓ ۞ Ӓ—ڒ.  ̸    ϝ
 ʔ . ڸ ӓ  ԕӝ   ʔ “ 
̗˒  ڕ˕Ӓڸ   ҝ  ,    
̝,   “   ڕ  ۔ ڕڸ ˕̚
ʔ, ӕ ڝ ԕ ڸ  ڸ, ڸ  ښڸ
, ڕڸ , ӕ, ̚, ˒ڸ , ,
ۗڸ ”˖, ˜, ԕ,        
·  Ϛ ˯ “.  ͕ •     ·
   җ Ν · ̚ ˒ڸҝ  ԕӔ Ӓ
ڝ, ӕ˝ ԕ̚ ˕Ӓ  ̔ӕ˕Ӓ˝, 
ԕڕ  ӕӓ  . .
  , Ӕ, ӕΜ  ,  ӓ˷   ڒθ
˕Ӓ , •  ”ڒ,  ԕ˒ ϕ, ӕ
ښ Ӓ—ڒ. ˒ ԕӔ̚ Ӓ, ӕ җ
̚ Ӕڸ Ғ ̓  җ ԕ•̚ ڒ
˕Ӓ̚ 
<͖ ˝>, ԕ˒ ӕ, ӕ ԕӒӖ˕ۜ ̚, ӷ
ҷڸ ԕӔ  ӕ, ԕ˒ •ӕӒ, ӕ ە˒
Ӓ ˓̚  θ̚ ˔  •Ӓڸ Δ Ν
ۗ˝  Ғ˞ ̚ ˓  . .
 ӕڸ, Ӕ, .    ӕڸҝ  . ӕڸҝ
 ӕ ӕ   ڸ Ӕ .  •, ҒӷӔ Ӓ,
ےڒ ӷڒӓ ڒ  , , Ӕ,  ž.
  œҸ  ,   ӓ˷  ӓ˷   .  œҸ
 ڒ  ӕ ڕ Ϸ˕Ӓ̚ Ӕ ӓ ҒӷӔ
•  Ҹ θ ˕, Η˒ Ә ԕ•̚ ڒ˝
ԕθڒ  ԕ̚, ӷ,   “, <Ӕ> ҒӷӔ,
’θ ӯ   “ θӓ ˕Ӓӓ ӷڒ
(ӓҸ, ˞ ۗ’   ),  Ϛ
<ӓ ̔> Ӗ ڒ ۓ˞ ۔ڒ.  œҸ 
,   ӓӒ, ̸ ˗ ڕ 
Ӕ, ԕ˒ͯ •ڸ  Η ڸ  ’Ӕ,  
•ښ, ӕ ԕӒӔ   ڸԕ˔•,  ӓ
˒ڸ ӓ   ۯ θ   ͕Ӓۜ    ڸ 
 ,   ڸ ۗҝ.  œ Ӓ ӓ ,
   ˞  θ   ӕ,  ˞ <’>  
, ӷ     ۘڒӒ  ˷ θ•˒.
 ۔ ڸҝ   Ϛ <’>,   •,  ˞
˝ ژ̚.  ۔ ڸҝ   ԕӝ˝ ӓ  Ӕ
Ԛ ¯ڸ  , ˒ۘ  •, , , ڕ,
ڸ  Ϛ җ  ڸ. ڸ   ԕ”Қ Ӓڸ Μӓ
ӓ Ӓ   .
 •: <Ҹ, Ӕ, Ҹ.    ڸ ̚ ˖. 
   Ӓ•ҝ     ˖. > (.
ӕ).
. . ӗҝ Ӕ•ڸ     ”Ӓ  ۔Νڸ
Ӓӕҝ  ” Ԛ ͔ښ. ӯ ԕӘ˝  ڸ
˝ Ϛ.

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Spasibo bol'shoe vsem! 
Poluchila ogromnoe udovol'stvie chitaya vashi commentarii:) 
Osobenno poradovalas' chto bol'she ne zhivu v SovDepovskom Zooparke.
Speshy zametit', odnako, chto esli by vy znali istoriu Rossii tak zhe 
horosho kak istoriu Ameriki, to davno dolzhni byli by ryt' 
bomboubezhisha.

Sovki, zhelau vam protsvetat'! (hotya dlya etogo konechno nuzhno nachat' 
rabotat')

Bez uvazheniya i nastal'gii, 
Inna 

 

 

 
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 ڔ •ӕ 

ӗ....
http://www.izvestia.ru/rubr.cgi?idr=522&idbl=&id=5549

El loco  

 

 

 
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Κ •• (  ԕӗ ʔ-ڕ۔ )!
?..
    ?.. ͔ښ - ͔ ( • ڸ
  ԕ),  ȗ ۷ θ ښҝ ˒ ’̚
Μ...
, •̸ ۷Ӓڸ ̸   Ϛ -   ҝ
Ӕӷ •ڸ  ¯?..  ˞ ӔڒӒ -  ۓ,
-  -?..
, ԕ•, ...
:( ·,  ˗ ̝...  ۗڒӒ... :(((

mashal 

 

 

 
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ӓ Ҹ ۗ – ڕ˷, ӷ ۷˗ ڸ ҒӜ
ڸ  •.
—,   ԕ˝,  ̝ڸ ·θ̚ ͔ښ  •• Ν
͕˝ Ӓ ښ (  җ   , ӓ ͔ښ
—θ̚;   җ  ˞).

 ˜, θڒ , ԕʔ “  ˞ ˓Ӓ,
ҒӔҝ  ӕ - Μ θ,  ڕ  ڸ/Ӕڒ
ԕθڒ.

 ˯ ” Κҝ ̚  - ԕ,   ,   
ۓ ӕ̚.

 “ ¯˝ -   .

̸ θ ӓ˷˞  ո-ӕ.   ˔    ӓ.
• - ԕ   ,    •̚ Ӓ 
ڸ җ˒ ۔ӷ ̸,  ̚ - ڕڸ •ۜ ̸
 ,   ӗҝ, θӒҸ  ·θ˞ 
θ˞ ەӒ  ۔ӷڒ, ”Ϛ ԕ Μ ۓ ӕ
ӷڒ,  Ӓ ӷ̚     ڸ ӷڸҝ
ӓӓ. 
•   ԕҞӔڸ Ӕӷ̚ ڕ”. —  ڸҝ
—.     . ˕  —ښ  ʔ ԕ’ҝ 
.   ̕ҝ  —.  ۗ   . ˗,
 œ  ˔. —Ν ڕڸ ˕  ԕ̖ Μ  ҒӷӔ
̔ҝ Ӕʔڸ ˜  ښҝ . ˷ ӕӓ ԕ˯ڒ˝.

 θ ԕ͕̚ -–Ӓ, ˗ڒ̚ , ӕ
 ͕ ո-ӕ, ӕ - Ӕ  ϗ ˕. ˒θ̚
ӕӔ,  ےڒ¯ ·  Ӕӗڒ, ӔҸ  ,   
ӗےڒӒڸ ·  ԕ”θ Μ Қ  θ.
ۯ ˞ - ԕ–̔̚  ̔.  ,  җ
 ˯ ϒ ӕ ”̚ Ӓ - “ Ȕ, •,
ӷ   ԕ˷  ͕  ( 
!), Ν ӕӓ ԕ͕̚ Ӓ θ - ԕΝ
˖ڒӕ • Ә  ۓ˝ ӔӒ. - ,  ˞
˯  ԕ’ڸ   ۔ ӷӒ, ۔  ˞ 
ڸ??

ӗ   ˕ ˔ •, ԕ˒ ?    
Ӕ ԕ˞Ӕҝ ̝ڸ ۜ   ž, җ˘ Ҹ 
۞ښҝΜ  Ν ӕ. ڸ  Ӓӓ ˕Ӓӓ.
ӗҝ ڸ,   ۔ ”̚ Ӓ, θڒ
Ӕ-”ӷ ԕҚҸ  “Ӕ̝ Ӕ "Ӝ •ۯϚ
۷ ҒӷӔ̚".  θ̚  Ν Ғ˞  
ӗ•”ӓ •” ˕ ۗڸ ӕ  ڸ,    
   . ڸ   -   •˒
ڕ˒ ˞ θ,   •̚ ӕ ”ӓ ӷ -
+Ϸە•+˒۔=USA?
 ” Μ •, Μ  ̓ӝ θە, Μ
Ӓ ”˖, Μ Ғ , Μ ӓ  ˜....
 ӷڒ ۘڒ  •˗ۜ ڕە.   ̔ۜ
Ϛ θ̚ ӷ̚,   Ϛ Ϛ θ̚ ۔ڒ
( Ҹ ԕӒ,     ӕҝ  ). ˗
 Ӓӕ θ ˷,   θ ۷ “Ӕ̝ -  United
States.
,  Ӓ•̚.  ӓ  ڸ θ .

 ͕ ۔ڒ ڕҝ ڕ˕Ӓڸ  Ғ˞ ʔ -
  ӷڸ “   • ڕ˓. ”   ӓ
ڸ  ۔, ˞   ڕ˕Ӓڸ  Ғ˞ Ν -
ۓ.
 “ - ڕ˕.   ۔ڒ    
 ӕ Ϛ Ν ӷ θ - ڸ  “  ˔θ 
,   ۓ˞ - “ ˗̚ ˷ ۯθ̚ (

  ,  ̚ ڕ , ӓ “ ӷڒ ԕ̔
• ڸ ˒ -  ӷӔ’   θڒ?). 
  Ӓӕ,   Ԛ •Қ •   Ғ  -
  ڸ ϝ , ӓ ˗  ԕ̔
۔Ҹ ڸ Ӓ  Ϛ˝.   •–,  , 
  û -    -   ԕ Μڸ ’ӕ -
 “  ԕ    ̖•.  ԕӓ.

Ӕ-   ˘  ӓ  ڸ, ڸ 
ʔڸҝ ̸?  ӓ   θۜ  Ӕ, 
Ӓ”̚  ”  ڗ˝? 
˯   “ەӗ. ”̚, җ̚ , ӓ̚

:)
 ”̚  ӷӷ̚ Ӕۜ -  —    Ӓ, 
ښҝ - ԕʔ “ ӷڒ̚ ԕΝ  ӷڒ̚
, ԕ͕ҝ  .  ,  •ۜ ӗ•”,
ۘ̚ ,  •  ˞ ˞   ӷڸ ӕۯ.
•ӕ˗ ͖ ˕ۜ   ڕۘӷ, ˞ ˕ۜ  ӕ.
ښ    ڸ  ӗ̸ ӗҝ ˕ڸ  ˔  
 ӞӔ.  ڸ, ˞   ڕ ԕ ڸ Ғ
̸, Ғ˒ڸ ӓ ,  ͕ҝ Ғ  -
θ   ̖ ̗̚ Ӓ Ӓ?  ڸ, Ν ӓ˞ 
˞    Ϸە•   ڒθ̚,  Ν ˞
ӕӘ̚ ڕӒ? , ے,  ˞ ˔•Ӓ   ӓ Ӕڸ
Ғ Ӕ Ӕ ښ ˝  ڸ ˞   ӕ ڸ
˕Ӓ.   Μ - ە ¯’  ڕ ӷӒΝϚ.

 • Ϸ Γ    ¯  ? , ӯ’˗ 
,   ̗ҝ?  ӷӔ  ԕ’ڸ ڕ̚ 
̚  ӓ ښҝ Μ - Ғ“ Ӕ! -  ەӔӒ̚ ڕԚ,
ӷ ԕ˔   ,    ӓ ԕ˔ Ӕ җ• • 
 ԕ”˝ θ???   ԕ”ӗ Ҕڸ Μ
 Ғ ԕΝ ӕ -   ۗҸ   
 ӕ.  Ӓӕ - ښ  , ӕӓ   
ӕ.  ” ӕ  Ӕӓ,  ҝ Ӓ,   
ԕ˞  Ν —˝,  ӷ •“ ž Ӓ,  Ӕ
  ž,   Ӕҝ  ښ. Ν  ڒ - ̓
 θ ӕ,   ӓ,  ڕҝ Ӟڸ Ғ .

¯ Ӕ -      Ӓӕ ȗ   - USA  NATO,
— ӷ - Ҕ   ”,   ˞ –-
̚.
• -ڕ Ӕ Ϛ ۔,   ”Ӓθ̚ ڕڸ ڕ̚. 
,   - ۔ •θ ˒ ښ̝. , Ӕ
ӓ  (   ˯?) -   ڕ ̸
ԕθ.     ¯ ԕӷ ȗ Ϛ -  ԕ˔ҝ
¯ڸ  ڝ.
θ  •ӕӒ    ӓ ڸ  •̚ Ϸ,
˗  žӓ˗ ӕ.
Ȕ ˜ Β -   ۔ ڕ Ҝ Ӕ, 
Ԛ • ӷ.  ,  ۓӓ - ڸ
θ-˷۔ ӗ“ - ԕ .

ڸ ˕Ӓ   -  Ϛ  ,    ˞, 
ӓ  ˞.   ڸҝ  ӕ ȗ .  ۗ
 ڸҝ  ,  ʔ ӷ.

Amber 

 

 

 
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 ˜ 81. Ӕ. Meteor: 

 ˜ 75. Ӕ. S

 ̸ ˖  Ғ,    ӕ
͕, , , Ӕ   ·  !  ԕʔ  ӕڸ
ӷ
ӒӒ  anekdot.ru (˷  •• ) plz.
ӷ   ̚ ۷ (  ӗ̸)
˪  ڒ ̓,  ښ  ڒ“ ˝

...for people like you who is trying  -  ڸ people are trying
  is

...over do it in the most nastiest way.  - most nastiest = 
 ˷ most nasty, ˷ nastiest.

...and both of them thanks God are alive - ԕ.
ڕ ٕ Thanks God both of them are alive - ۗ ۗ

"That was attack on Freedom itself and... - ԕۘ
an •” attack Ӓ•,   -   

 θ = Ӕڕӗ  ӓ ̚ ˒۔ 
 ’Ӓ. •Қڸ  ̸.

PS. 1.

••,   – ˝  ’ - +stein, +berg,
+man, +finger


”˝ ˖,   -  - •ӕښ,   
ӓ , Ӓ ’ ӕ ˔  ۓ 
(ӷ  ž  ۓ   ӕҝ ڸ  Ӫ .
••).
 ͔ښ   ԕ ̜,  ԕ Ӕ  ԕ ӕ̚ :

  ̜ θ Ӕ  Ӓ ӕ˞ ӔӒ 
Ӕ-Ӓ˘   ̝  Ӕ  Ӕ ͔.  ˞
ҝ,  ԕ , 
ӗ •   ӒӔ   ҝ .

Si estas leyendo los chistes rusos, que te escribas en Ruso para
commentarlo   •’Ӕ  ӓ - ͕ږ, ˯  -,
“ ڸ Μ   ̓ӓ ӕ   , 
 “ ۗ  ӕ œҝ  ,  
̔˒ڸҝ   Ҹ  admin  ˕Ϛ ԕӗ 
θ    ӕ̚.

 ۔   ۔Ϛ ۔ -   ښҝ˝  •̖
ԕ  ,  ӓ·  ̚ ˔ӕ.
Ϛ    WTC    ,  ˞  ӓ  
ӕ.  ’ӕ,  ӷ CNN
(˘ ۯ)  BBC (  ӔΚ  ӒӔ ӓ
•) ڕ  ӝ ’θӓ Ҟ˘˝,    
ڸ •,  ڸ    ( ӓ ڸ
’ӕ) Ӓӕڸ  ڸ θ ӷ . ڸ   FBI  CIA
ӕ    Ӟ˞   ¯  ӓ  
  ӷӒ˝  15 ڪ  ڕڸ ۜ ˜
 ۔Ҹ,  ӓ — ڸ ښ   ӗ, ӷ
 ’̚ •ڒ  ԕ ڸ Ϛ  Ϫ ӓ   ˞
”Ӓ ے.    .

PS/ anekdot.ru is the best thank you Mr. Verner

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.
˒,    θ̚ ,  ,     —
˔. Κ   , •, ̚ . —, θڒ
Ԛ  •”,  ڕ—ҝ ڒθ ӕӯ.  ӷ
Μ, ӕ     ۓ җӓ ••,   ˜,
 ԕ.  Ғ •˒ ۔ ոӕӓ ˒• ӓ
,  ۔  θ   ,  ӓ˷ ӓ Μ
(,     - Ғ  ӓ˷ ڕ,  ž ӓ
 ...).  •˗ӓ   , ԕ˯ Әۘ,
 • • ڸ Ӕ  Ϛ ̚   ,
Ӓ , ԕ•,  җ. Ӓ Ӓ ҔҸ ȗ , 
   ڸ θ ̸...      
ҝ Ғ ,  ͔ښ    • ӓ, 
ԕҞӔ.  ԕӗ ͔ښ  ̝ ӯ Μ ˒ۘ˞ 
,   ӗ Ӕ  , ԕ˗ Ӓθ Ν, 
    ӒӕӒ  Ӕ̚   •.
 ,  •• ԕ, θ ԕ˜ڸ ͔ښ, ڸ Μ ˔,
 ڸ ۓ •˒. ԕ˯ ښ ͔ښ  ,  ٕ
: "  •  . , ޓ˜  ,  •
," ۔ ԕӔڸ ۗڸ     Ӓӕ. Ӓ, ӓ
  ӕ, ӓ Ғ ’ԕӒӕ, ۔ ̓ Ӓ—ڒ
 “ ”“ ̝... Ӕ,    ԕ, 
ԕڸ  ԕ , ԕ ,   ԕ   ӓ˷ Μ,
     "–  ӷ"!!!
 , ••, ښ  ҝ Ϛ ·  ӷ˔  ,  ӕ 
!
 Ӓڸҝ ȗ ,   ˞  ӷ  ӓ
ڕ,   ۔ ڸ ˕Ӓ     ҝ,   
 Ӓڸ   ۔...  ۔ Ӓڸҝ!

 

 

 

 
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 .
 Ν?
"...  œҝ   •θ , ӷ θ̚
۷..."
, ’ ...  ڒ ҕ ,  җ ˞
۔,    ˞  •ӓ ӕ.
 ӓ  ”  •,    ԕ˔ ԕ˯  
ϚϚ  ϚϚ -ښ.
,  ӗ ڸ   ڕ,     Ҕڸ , ӷ
ڕ  ӕ  ˒  .  Ν ӓ Ӓ ӓ.
ӝ ˒ڸҝ  ˗ڸ    ӷ ښڸ Ғ˞
.
˗ ۗҸ,    ...  ˒....
  ͔ ҝ  ۔ ڸҝ.

 

 

 

 
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  •ӕ - 2  • ...
1),   • ˒    ˔.   ӷ 
 -   Ғ“   ¯ ·-θ (  .) 
•¯ ԕ  ڸ  ڸ.  , ·, θҸ 
• .   Ӓӕ,    , ,  Ց
ڔ ʔ ҝ -ښ  , ӷ   ۗҸ  ,
ӷ  ۗ ӷ  ˖,  ԕ   ˗. 
Ғ  ە ˖ θ . ,   - ӓ “ 
 -   ˗“,  θ җ.    ۓ ӕ˝.
 - –θ ·. ̸ θ  ږ ڒ“,  , Ν 
۞.   • ˞  ٓ ,  —̜?  · ”
Ҝ   .  , ·Ҹ,  . ӗ  θ
 ž ڸ,  ۓ˞?  ˞ θ,   Immortal Beauty θ, 
ӕ ڕ ӓ˷ -  ”    Ӓ  ԕ˯  
ڸ,  θ. θ  Ϛ ˓ښ Ғӗ.
2) ”    Ҹ,  • ,  ӗ  ӗ. 
 ,     ,   ӗҝ.    ڸ  .
•, , ӕ ٕ  ͕.   Ӕ,  “ 
ۓ           ڕ ڸ    ӷ ԕ˗, ӷ
ڸ Ғ˞  ȯ˞ Ӓ? , ӓ •˞ Δ 
¯˝ Ғ˞ ˖•Ӓ ӯ ˜  39- ’ڸ  , 
˞  ̖˞ .  Ҹ Ӟ.
3),  , ӕۜ    Μ  ڕθڸ, 
ӕ,  ڕ ٕ  ͕. "ڕθȯ" Ȗ˝
 • ̸.
4)  100% ے•,    ӷ ͕˗˞  ڕ˞ 
Γ  ͒ -   .     ے˔’,  
¯.
5)ښ Ӕӓ, ,  . 30  · ̚ ̸.
Ν  ̸  ˞ ҝڸ-ڸ -  ӓ.  ۗ, 
   ҝ - ! - Ȕ  ͒˕.  200 Ӓ  ҝ
 ”...  ԕӔڸ? ,   ڝ .    ,
ڸ  •̖, ӕ ”  ˜ ӓڸ "Ӕ."
”Ν,              ڸ Ғ
ۗ  ۜ   žڸ  ͕ Ғ , 
- Ӟ?
6),   ӷӔ ڸ Ӓ!!!  , ԕθڒ
˞ ڕ Ν θ ʔ ̸ •”  -  ۔
“,    ۓ ۓ  •“.  ˞  ž ˝
ڕ̝ θ, ¯  ԕ  ԕ ӷӔ. 
 -  θ  ڕ,     θ.  
.
7)ӗ   ۔˒Ν ڒ ͖˝ •̖’?  
Ӓ ҝ ӷ ڸ  •• ӕ. ӕ Ӓ ҝ
ڸ ӕ •.   θ - ͔Ӓ.    Ҹ 
˕ ۞  ӔӗҸ? ӕڸ  ,  •̖   .
θ  ¯˞ "˒Ӓ",  , ڒθ  
ڸҝ? (, ΝҸ,   Ӕڕθڒ, I am making a point
:) ) ӓӔ ڸ, ˜  ӓ  Ϸ. ӓ Ȕ 
,   ښ. œҸ.
8)• -    . •– -  ˗ ,  ˝,
  ˓Ӓ. ˞   . ̓˗, ˕̔’,
’’, θ̖’, ٕ̖Ӓ, ̔Ȗ’, ž  Ӓ.   ڷӒ
ӷڒ,  θ̚  Ӓ ˒  ڝ  110%-
.     .  ۔ ӷ .
9) ”. •̖ ȗ  . .   ջ,
, ӓ ӓ  . Ú  ڕ ӗ̸ θۜ, ӗ̸
ۜ,  ӗ̸ ۓۜ.   ӗ.
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Ϛ Ӕ ˯ۯ˘  •,   ˜  ۔-˷ 
̓. ¯  ڸ,     ̖.ru ӛ ˯
 -   Ϛ  Ӓӕ -̓.   
  , ԕӗ ͔ښ,      
 . ӛ    ڸ Κ̚(ԕӗ̚) ˯
-  θ  ˕˖ ( θ̚   ԕ
 ).
GOD FUCKED AMERICA.

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 ӗ ˜ ڸ ˝,  ӕ ӓҝҝ   ӓ
. ӓ Ӓӕ Ҹ,   - ەӔ, ˖•, ͕Κ,
Ӓ Ғ̸....   ӓ ԕӔڸ   ԕ” Γ. 
- •ҝ    •̖    ۗ 
(˞  ͔ښ),   Ӓ  ۗ  ,   ˞ Ӓ
 ӷ ڸ,   ڸ  ӷ ӗڸ,   
ԚҸ ڸ   ͕˒ȯ ( ӗ- ڕ
ԕ   ښ), ȯ ( ӗ-  ӷ̚
 ڸ · ԕ˔,   -  ˔·θȯ“),
˔ӷȯ ( ӗ- Ҟ•˒ Ӓ ޓ  ӓ
ۓ˞ ڕ, ˒˞ ۗ Ӕ  Ғ˞   ̚
Ϸ˖) ̚ ˝.       Μ  ӷ
 , “   ...     
ԕ˞Ӕҝ ӷ տ ۔ڸ...  ˝ (   ˝) ҷӕ˘
ҷӔ  “ ˕ ۓӒ  ӯ,   Ғ ϝ 
۔  ”ڒ˝... ڕ ӕ  Ӕ 300 ...   
۔ڸ,  Ϛ ˒ۘ  "ڝ ˞ ԕ”Ӓ" - ...  ·   
ž ˞ ԕ˔ەӒ    "•–",  Ӓӕڸҝ  ӓ
      Ӓӕ (ҞӔ  ەӓ ۔).
—    ˯ ”,     ”’ 
ڸ  Қ, ۜ      Ӓ̚...
 җ   ·, ӕ ԕ   ڕ  ԕ
۔  ž ۷ڸ   ښ  ̚ ¯ڸ  
(˜ • , θ  “˕ Ӓ),  
   -   Ԛڸҝ ڸ.
 •̖ (  ˓)  Ӓۜ ڸ ӷθ 
 ӕ (θ  —ڒ̚), ӗ ڸ ӕ̚
ښ (   —ڒ̚)... ӓ   –  
ڸ ̸  θ  •  Ϛ (, ϖ, ̓˗, )
Ӓ  ڝ,   Ӕ ښ... —  ˗˝
ӓ ڸ ӓ,  ”ڒ˝   ˔...

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 ͕˝.
•–  () ԕ”,  Μ œҝ, ӷ ̝ڸ
θ.  •ڸ ӛ - Ӕ  Ϛ ԕڕ̚ .  • 
   ԕӯ  ԕ”ӗ Ν ӓ, ӷ  
ӝ̚   ̚,   ԕҞӔ   ӷ... Ú ˒
ҕ” ӓ,   ӝ  ˞ ӓ ӓ˷˞,
ڕΝ̚  ۗ̚. ږ  ڝ  ,  
Ӕ   -   ’Ҹ, θ  Ҹ ڕԚ 
ӷ ӓ.  ˜.     θ˞ 
ԕ۔θӓ  θ -θ ҝ.    •̖’
Ӓ ۞Ӕ  ·,    - ԕ Ӓҝ •ڒ.

ӕ 

 

 

 
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•ӕ / 
--- 
  : - ••  ӕ. ” ڒڒ 
   ̝ڸ.  ԕ” Ә Ӕ   
  . 3 redundant ••,  Dual PIII - 933, Linux, PHP, MySQL,
  Dedicated T3, ••  , ˕ (Ӓ)  ڕ ӷʔϚ
  ӷ (ٕڕە  ڕ).  ˞ ͕̚ ڕ
  ¯. :)
--- 
   ,  , , , ۗҸ θ
  ڕ˖.
 ӓ,      ԕ̝ -- ˯   (
ԕӒ•).

 ڕ˖ ·   --
http://www.e-pros.ws/users/alex/opinion.html    ,
•   Ӕ•  ڕ˖ Ҝ ˞ڸ,  
 ڸ ۗۜ ,  , ۗ Қ   ڸ.

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  - ˔ · . ˔,   ӓ Ӓ,
 Ӓ ԕ Қ  recycle bin.

ҝ, .  7  6- ,   · ڒ,  Ӟ. • 4
˞ ˝  —.  ښž.  Ӕӓ ӕӗ.  Ӕ
- ڸ Ғ , ڸ “  ˘ڸ -  ڒ  
ӕ ԕ.   ԕ - ڸ ۓۜ.    ӷ  . .
ӷʔ,   ̝  -  ۔.

ӕ, •̷ە.

. .  ”  ̝ -  Ӓӕ,  ە. , -
ڸ? 

 

 

 
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ڜ ӷ, ڝ ˞  ӓ     " ".
Νڸ ڒ“  Ӕ̝Ҹ   ,   
”ڒ̚ ԕ˗̚  ˔̚ ӕ˗ ӝ̚ .
  · ڕ—  ·  θ  Ӕ,    ·
۔,   ښ “   ڕ˒ ʗ. Ν ӓ  ڸ
ҒӷӔ Ӓ, ӷ  ӓ ڸҝ. ˔ ڒθ
ԕ̔   ӗ˘ "Ӓ",    
—ڒ   ԕϚڸ,   Ғ  "•
" Ӕ.   Ӕӓ , ڒ  ԕҚ ԕ˒Ӓ ,
Ӕ ˝ - "ӓ˷ Μ".   ӓ  Ҕ ͕Ӓ Ν
˞ ڕ˞  Ӓ Ӓ  ͒, ,
ΓӔ,  Μ ’̚ ? ԝڸ  Ӓ
̔.
" " ԕ”ۜ Μ ە̚ •,  Ν ˞ 
ӕӒ, ӕ  Ӟ,   ۔ .  ’ڸ  ,
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ӷ“ ӷ  ˜   - , ۔ ӕڸ "  ۯ 
“ ".     Ӕӷ̚ ە̚ Μ˯  ϝ 
ϖ  ԕӔ , ӷ θ ڸ Қ.   ӓ ۗ
˷ Μ  œ, ˷ 25  •. ̝ڸ  ӓ,  •ڝ˒
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Ӕ ۞̚    ٓ. ž ۔!  ӓ 
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, ғ•  ( "ӕ"  "Κ") ڔθ̚ .
 ڝڸ —  ڔθ̚ Ϛ Ҹ ڝ,   ڸ ·
ӷʔ. Ú  Ӗ ۔ ڸ. ,  "Λ"  ...
Ӟӕ̚, ˜, ̚ :-)))

paul 

 

 

 
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Hello,

ya seichas chitala anekdoti pro terrakt v Amerike i porazilas' naskol'ko
mnogie imeut bol'noe chuvstvo uymora.  Pogibli pochti 5,000 chelovek, mnogie
ele spaslis', a vi pechataete takie anekdoti kak nomer 30 i 31 na
http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an0109/f010919.html.
Chestno govorya, eti anekdoti omerzitel'ni, i vam doljno bit' stidno ih
pechatat'.

PS. Kstati, ya ne videla takih je anekdotov na site kogda v Moskve
terroristi podrivali jilie doma, hotya pogibali tochno tak je mirnie jiteli.

I'm writing the same text in English in case you have trouble reading the
above.

As I was reading your anekdots about the American terrost attack, I got
surprised of how many people have a SICK sense of humor.  There are almost
5,000 people that died on that day, it's a REAL tragedy for their friends,
parents, relatives...  On the other hand, you publish such anekdots as
number 30 and 31 on http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an0109/f010919.html. Honestly,
most of those anekdots are discusting and incensitive, and you should be
ashamed of publishing them.

Regards,
Rimma

PS. By the way, I haven't seen the same anekdots on the site, when there
were terrorist acts in Moscow and innocent people were killed in their
houses. 

 

 

 
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